Yeah, because all Superfriends episodes had an dense, action-packed screenplay about governmental conspiracy, paranoia and betrayal.
Let's be sincere. The only bad thing about the movie was the rumored title and half the cast.
Half the cast? More like almost all the main characters:
Superman: Played by 5'9 DJ Cotrona, a nobody actor who looks like a shady drug dealer.
Batman: 21 year old Armie Hammer, with a boyish face who probably had no chance of satisfying a public that had just seen Christian Bale nail the role,
while Nolan's trilogy was still ongoing if JLM hadn't been derailed by the writer's strike. A filmography composed of a guest spot on
Desperate Housewives at that point didn't give people confidence that he could defy the odds. Oh yeah, this kid is 6'5, meaning that 5'9 Superman would look ridiculous standing next to him.
Wonder Woman: A model-slash-actress without the "slash actress," who hadn't been in anything since an unnoticeable cameo in the terrible
Stealth years ago. Who admitted that she was glad the movie slid off the rails because she would get more time to
learn how to act.
Flash: The Flash, not even the younger Wally West, is not the geeky kid from the OC.
Talia: the foreign and exotic femme fatale, who can aspire to romance Bruce Wayne, was going to be played by a 21/22 year-old blonde white girl. Well, I guess the age matches if they were going to cast some college-age kid as Batman.
Maxwell Lord: What a lame choice for a big bad, this guy wasn't even a villain until he was retconned into one 2 years ago. And the rumor was that he was going to be played by the skinny, geeky-looking creep friend from
Knocked Up. Granted it wasn't "confirmed" like the others, but the WB
never denied it either, despite how damaging this rumor was to the project.
It astounds me that
Iron Man,
Batman Begins, and
The Dark Knight were able to get multiple Oscar nominees and winners in
supporting roles, but JLM was going with an unproven cast of nobodies and non-actors as its stars.
"Dense, action-packed" is the flip side of the "cluttered, plotless" coin. Unless you actually read the script, you have no way of knowing which way it was. It did worry me that all they could talk about was the super-cool Superman vs. WW fight, instead of any themes or character directions. Another thing that worried me was the rumored piggy-backing off of
Batman Begins, with Talia seeking revenge for the death of her father, despite the JL movie not being in continuity with BB. Oh yeah, that's not confusing. "Vague histories" and semi-continuity are stupid ideas and a mistake made by
Superman Returns. Also, the OMAC conspiracy stuff with Batman going behind the other heroes' backs is NOT how you introduce people to the League. That's the kind of plot you use for a possible sequel.
To many fans JLM was not shaping up well, but instead sounded like a complete joke. Thank God this project is back in developmental hell, though like an undead demon it refuses to die with an official confirmation of its cancellation.