Kim Possible VS Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable and Rufus VS Buffy Summers, Xander Harris and Dawn Summers.

All have their usual equipment.


Who would win in a fight?
 
Kim Possible. She can do anything.
 
I never watched Buffy, so I'll go with Kim
 
Buffy. Because, you know, she has super powers.
 
ummm aduh

buffy would win

xander has become a well balanced warrior and a smart strategist
buffy has super powerful strength and knows many differrnt fighting styles and weapon combat(including fire arms (rocket launcher)
dawn can actually fight

so lets see 3 fighters
1 of them is near god like

against 2 humans and a gerbil
1 of the humans is a secret agent
the other is her friend

wow
 
ironmaidenrules said:
so lets see 3 fighters
1 of them is near god like

Buffy is not near god like. She's very strong, but she's hardly god like. Her strength peaks at about 2-4 tons. Extremely powerful, yes, but Illyria would kick her ass.

ironmaidenrules said:
against 2 humans and a gerbil

Naked mole rat.

ironmaidenrules said:
1 of the humans is a secret agent
the other is her friend

Her friend who is highly skilled in the art of Ninjitsu and the fighting style Tai Shing Pek Kwar. The reason he looses fights alot isn't because he doesn't have skill, but because he's a slacker with confidence issues.
 
Kim Possible is a cartoon character.

Cartoon characters can break the laws of physics better than any flesh-and-blood character.

Xander is a ******. And Dawn actually RUN AWAY from a Buffyverse vampire.

And remember: KIm POssible can do ANYTHING.
 
thealiasman2000 said:
Kim Possible is a cartoon character.

Cartoon characters can break the laws of physics better than any flesh-and-blood character.

That is an absolute bull**** excuse. Kim doesn't have super powers. In a fight against Buffy, she'd lose.

thealiasman2000 said:
Xander is a ******.

No, he's not. He's actually a highly skilled tactitian.

thealiasman2000 said:
And Dawn actually RUN AWAY from a Buffyverse vampire.

Very true. I don't even see why she'd be included in the fight.

thealiasman2000 said:
And remember: KIm POssible can do ANYTHING.

That's not a fact. That's just the slogan for her web site.
 
Well, Willow could just look at Kim and crew and send them flying 20 feet. After she absorbed all the energy from the mystical artifacts in the magic box and that weird hippy sorcerer, she's extremely powerful. Like, sorcerer supreme powerful.
 
1-It's not a fact that Sarah Michelle Gellar is strong either.

Kim Possible has actually defeated mad magicians, gods and cyborg assasins WITHOUT "Slayer powers"

2-Xander is a wuss and a weakling who follows Buffy's command like a sheep dog.

3-Cartoon characters CAN break the laws of physics even if you don't think so. Ever watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"? Ever SEEN Bugs Bunny or Woody Woodpecker in action?

4-Ron is WAY smarter than Xander, and a better fighter. And Rufus would own Dawn.

5-No, I'm not including Miss I'm-a-powerful-Wicca-goddess-even-thought-I-can't-fight-worth-crap-unless-I'm-evil here.
 
Kim Possible, if only because anything Buffy related sends me into an angry rage of hate.
 
Okay... Buffy in an AWESOME and Superhuman fighter...
Xander is no slouch, and often under estimated... he can hold his own against a vampire (also superhuman) and Dawn... well... she's there...

Kim Possible has unfathomable agility and jumping skill. She goes hand to hand with world class assassains, and can cross an entire gym with a back handspring (Thats two jumps, one with her feet and one with her hands). While she's not technically superhuman, her cartoon attributes allow her to do things that the rest of us simply can't. Buffy will never TOUCH Kim Possible in a fight. Buffy's just too slow.

Ron and Rufus, while weak independently are a pretty terrific team. Rufus knows how to use Ron's equipment and Ron, about once an episode (or fight), does something brilliant... brilliant. And if we're going by the present, Ron has dealt with his issues and "manned up," and, based on his skills, is an outstanding (on the world stage) warrior himself.
 
Ok no need for a lenghtly chit chat here.

Buffy - Super strength, super stamina, super agility, better senses.
Xander - Average mans strength, average smarts
Dawn - Power of a teenage girl

Kim - A teenager with no powers that could give her an edge over Buffy.
Ron - a child, would be kicked shi*less by Xander before you could say Hellmouth!!!
Rufus - A naked mole rat, would be squashed by Dawn

Buffy the Vampire Slayer would crush Kims team in a heartbeat!!!! Kim has never come close to facing anything like Buffy. BUFFY WINS EVRY TIME! :up:
 
Kim Possible would kick Buffy's ass in 30 minutes minus commercials
 
Kable24 said:
Kim Possible would kick Buffy's ass in 30 minutes minus commercials

No way in hell!!!! That would never happen. Only if Kim used decades of prep time. She can not do that as prep time belongs to Batman!

:batman:
 
thealiasman2000 said:
1-It's not a fact that Sarah Michelle Gellar is strong either.

No. But it's a fact that Buffy is. She's dead lifted a port cullis before. The lightest port cullises are still roughly two tons.

thealiasman2000 said:
Kim Possible has actually defeated mad magicians, gods and cyborg assasins WITHOUT "Slayer powers"

She's never fought cyborg assasins or magicians. The one time she fought a demon, she got two very muscular men to distract him while Fufus bit off the source of his powers.

thealiasman2000 said:
2-Xander is a wuss and a weakling who follows Buffy's command like a sheep dog.

He may be a wuss, but he's also a rather inteligent tactician. He planned the atack against the Mayor in season three.

thealiasman2000 said:
3-Cartoon characters CAN break the laws of physics even if you don't think so. Ever watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"? Ever SEEN Bugs Bunny or Woody Woodpecker in action?

Some cartoon characters have broken the laws of physics. To the best of my knowlege, Kim Possible hasn't.

thealiasman2000 said:
4-Ron is WAY smarter than Xander, and a better fighter.

Better fighter, maybe. But smarter? Xander's a better tactical thinker.

thealiasman2000 said:
And Rufus would own Dawn.

He's a naken mole rat. All she'd have to do is step on him.

GL1 said:
Kim Possible has unfathomable agility and jumping skill. She goes hand to hand with world class assassains, and can cross an entire gym with a back handspring (Thats two jumps, one with her feet and one with her hands). While she's not technically superhuman, her cartoon attributes allow her to do things that the rest of us simply can't. Buffy will never TOUCH Kim Possible in a fight. Buffy's just too slow.

Not true. Kim may be a highly skilled hand to hand combatant, but I haven't seen her do anything that's glaringly superhuman. Buffy has liften several tons, kicked down vault doors, and has super speed in short sprinting bursts, and super agility. In hand to hand, Buffy would kick Kim's ass.

GL1 said:
Ron and Rufus, while weak independently are a pretty terrific team. Rufus knows how to use Ron's equipment and Ron, about once an episode (or fight), does something brilliant... brilliant. And if we're going by the present, Ron has dealt with his issues and "manned up," and, based on his skills, is an outstanding (on the world stage) warrior himself.

Ron is a highly skilled hand to hand combatant aswell, when he gets over his insicurities. But, Xander retains all of the memories and skills from when he was turned into a marine in the second season halloween episode. He's a very skilled tactitian, and is most likely an acomplished hand to hand combatant and marksman.
 
Buffy's team for the win. Kim Possible is a ******ed cartoon character with a corny name gimmick. Buffy is slightly less powerful than Spider-man (if you account that as she aged her powers increased). Xander has the knowledge and experience of a full trained US army private. Dawn can swing a sword and not cut herself and not fight it's weight. That means she's in good shape and has resonable tarining with a deadly weapon.
 
seriously, this went on this long?


xander is brave and has shown his skill in battle before


for xander to do what he does(and he does do a lot) makes him more man than ron


buffy is the mother ****ing slayer

and buffy is the mother****er super slayer
she fought glory
she was able to use her wits to kill a vamp on her 18th birthday


and some may argue that xander lossed his marine training, but since he used it a lot and was put into situations that required him to be the man he is.

as for dawn.


well, if all else goes wrong she can open that portal to the hell dimension, suck the 3 cartoons in, buffy closes it and they call willow to revive buffy


AND LETS ALL REMEBER THAT XANDER HAS HIGH MAGICAL POTENTIAL

he made fire by just reading latin, and he was able to coujure up a demon that made the entire town sing.

now spell of that caliber shows that if he practiced he could be all man-willow


a better question is buffy,xander(some other chick) vs aang, katara and sokka from avatar
 
ROFL! The people who actually took this seriously, giving point by point examples why Buffy would win...ROFL!!!

Sheer awesome-ness.
 

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