Liberal phone sex hotline

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  1. Dorian Gray Registered

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    I have a sick twisted obssesion with watching both sides argue with one another about issues.:up: :O

    its all disturbing because both sides some type of facism value in their beleif system(s), yet its funny because it shows how hypocritical they both can be..
     
  2. dcbmp Registered

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    Call PETA. They'll lecture you on how a million jews died during WWII. But 2 MILLION CHICKENS DIED THIS YEAR! They'll also be glad to tell you that fish and chickens (soon to be in the Mc Donalds Happy Meal bag) need bigger cages and rights just like people.

    If you feel up to it, try letting your unworthy self call Hollywood. They'll tell you how they're experts on everything. Foregin Policy, the economy, Constitution, anything. Even though the only thing they do know how to do is act and get together once a year to pat each other on the back with movies that altogether made ALMOST as much as Star Wars ROTS. Oh, and unlike the rest of these numbers you'll defenitly be able to jack off. whoever you get will HAVE to tell you about their sex life in GREAT detail. or, if you're lucky they'll send you a sample video.

    Call the PTC. They'll tell you that TV needs to be more family friendly (isn't that what parents are supposed to be? family friendly?). Shows like Nip Tuck, Desperate Housewives (a hit among 10-15 year olds), and Fear Factor(nominated in the Nick Kids Choice Awards as favorite TV show) are horrors that should be shut down. Movies aren't family friendly. There's INNUENDO AND POTTY HUMOR IN CHILDREN'S SHOWS :eek: Even FOX News and MSNBC are evil for having stories on Child Porn, murders, and sex slaves (but they don't want to decide what shows should and shouldn't go on the air). Proper movies are things like CON, Curious George, and even Harry Potter(although kids may be confused at magic being used for good ;) ). Proper TV shows are 7th Heaven, Smallville (although Lana and Clark have been having premarital sex), and American Idol (and soon God or the Girl). AND ANYTHING that has disgusting smut should be on after 10pm. East coast time...or west coast time PTC?

    Call Focus On the Family. They'll tell you that people need to follow the bible. The President, Congressmen, everyone, should be using the bible to make decisions (but they don't want a theocracy no sir). The bible should be taught in schools (but they don't want to impose on anyone). And WWJD.

    Call Christian fundmentalists. They can't stop talking about god and Jesus and how christians should take over the world. They're the same as FOTF. Except that they won't stop mentioning Jesus (there's something wrong if you constantly have to tell people about how good a christian you are). In fact they'll try to bring you to see the light (on your phone bill). And you're just an unsaved fool if you disagree.
     
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    "Derrrr, me find crappy joke making broad generalizations about liberals and assuming that they completely centralized around celebrities. Me so funny."
     
  4. JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    "I enjoy pie with my kippers in the early morn. Shoe is a loaf. Loaf is a shoe."
     

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