Lost 3 yr old boy found in woods, kept alive by 2 puppies. Not Depressing!

[Spidey-Bat]

You should change the headline of this thread. I naturally assumed the 3 year old was kept alive by eating the puppies... Imagine my disappointment.

I said it's not depressing. It'd be depressing if a boy ate 2 puppies to stay alive. You all just assume it's going to involve something like puppy-eating b/c of how depressing 90% of the threads posted in Community are.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Survivorman: Toddler Edition

 

[chaseter]

It was actually 3 puppies. Now put together how he survived without food

 

[Beanjuice]

Awwwwwwwwwwww win for puppies!

 

[Speedball]

This WOULD happen in Virginia...

 

[Silverstein]

Close to 300 people from North Carolina and Virginia joined in the search to find Jaylynn.

and he was just mile away? worst search party ever

The first two comments point out how this story is still sad and depressing. The Search Party was ******ed as was the baby sitter. That boy could have died or....He crossed a highway! He could have been picked up by some weirdo. All because Babysitter was probably talking to her boyfriend on the phone.

Those puppies rock though.

 

[Darthphere]

The article forgot the part where the babysitter was charged with child neglect and is facing 15 years in prison. Oh wait, she wasn't charged for anything. And seriously, this will be made into a lifetime movie, well 5 seconds ago it was greenlit.

 

[Matt]

Close to 300 people from North Carolina and Virginia joined in the search to find Jaylynn.

and he was just mile away? worst search party ever

What a disgustingly adorable story.
****.

Wouldn't it have been better if he just skinned the puppies, made blankets of their fur and ate their meat to survive?

But seriously, great story. I'm glad the kid is okay.

 

[Matt]

The first two comments point out how this story is still sad and depressing. The Search Party was ******ed as was the baby sitter. That boy could have died or....He crossed a highway! He could have been picked up by some weirdo. All because Babysitter was probably talking to her boyfriend on the phone.

Those puppies rock though.

It is amazing that two puppies are better suited to care for a child than a babysitter.

 

[Darthphere]

I bet the puppies would have brought him berries or something to eat.

 

[I'm Old Greg]

Only in the state of Virginia are puppies smarter than the people.

 

[Shemtov]

Only in the state of Virginia are puppies smarter than the people.

howd-dee folks i be from from virginny!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Great story, i've always suspected puppies to be secretly looking after us.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Only in the state of Virginia are puppies smarter than the people.

You mean West Virginia.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Maybe the puppies escaped from Michael Vick's compound with super powers?

 

[chaseter]

If he was with 2 cats...they totally would have just left him to die Walking away with their tails up so their buttholes point at him

 

[The Senator]

howd-dee folks i be from from virginny!

Yeah, people don't talk like that in Virginia. It is actually a fairly progressive state these days, despite the stains on its historical record.

 

[Majic Walrus]

This WOULD happen in Virginia...

Because anywhere else the child molesters would have gotten him?

Only in the state of Virginia are puppies smarter than the people.

The puppies were just waiting for the kid to die so they could eat him.

You mean West Virginia.

In West Virginia this wouldn't be a problem because all of the puppies are currently smashed on the side of the road.

(I'm originally from WV and now I live in VA)

 

[Majic Walrus]

The boy spent Saturday night under observation at Halifax Regional Hospital and chowed down on a double cheeseburger, a hot dog, strawberry ice cream and French fries.

Good god. A three year old ate all of that? Even after starving for days that still alot of food for a toddler. Now I really do think the dogs were waiting for the pudgy kid to die, he would've fed them for months.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Yeah, people don't talk like that in Virginia. It is actually a fairly progressive state these days, despite the stains on its historical record.

Thanks. We appreciate that.

 

[Silverstein]

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. The babysitter gained a date and an adventurous afternoon at the loss of a small boy who almost died over something that could have been easily remedied. That is Babysitter's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth.

*"Ready Steady Go" plays as a montage of Babysitter and 3 Year Old run around*

 

[Ace of Knaves]

To be honest, if they let a 3 year old eat a cheeseburger, hotdog, french fries and a strawberry ice-cream in one sitting the he is better off living with the puppies. How can someone allow a child to eat that much? Do they WANT him to be obese? His parents should be shot.

 

[Silverstein]

Well he didn't neccessarily eat it all. But that's what was given to him. I wanted stuff like that when I was three. I'd bite the hot dog, probably finish it, have a couple bites of cheeseburger and then give my sister the fries and have a soda. The ice cream would barely be touched.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Well he didn't neccessarily eat it all. But that's what was given to him. I wanted stuff like that when I was three. I'd bite the hot dog, probably finish it, have a couple bites of cheeseburger and then give my sister the fries and have a soda. The ice cream would barely be touched.

lolz yea. Obviously the kid needs a good meal down him, but that is way to much for a 3 year old. And going three days without eating anything to having all that can't be good for you.

 

[Lantern Venom]

****ing dumbass babysitter. Awesome story.

If I could get my hands on that babysitter they'd never find her


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You guys are jumping to conclusions. Maybe the sitter was being lazy but maybe this was just a strong willed kid who waited until the sitter was taking a dump, then bolted into the woods. Kids do that kind of thing.