Lounge of Extinction

[Piper Maru]

Must be West Coast I assume. Hey, tell Cthulhu to come get you outta Kev's basement. That is if he's not doing something for Susan's family. Gah, that guy. He was going to help me take some stuff to the dump, but then he's like "Sorry man... Susan's dad wants me to help him put together a pool table and I don't wanna stress my back..." I'm really starting to think he's just been blowing smoke up all our asses about being the bringer of doom and all that jazz.

The thing with Cthulhu is, well, he's my boss you know? He says jump, and I'll respond with how high? The thing with Susan is on and off, I don't think either one of them know what they want. I remember Cthulhu invited me over to have dinner with him and Susan, the tension between those two was thick. It was very awkward and I told them I had to leave, but Cthulhu knew I was lying but at least he understood. Personally, I think he should dump Susan and focus on the task at hand. Destroying ALL reality.

It actually reminded me of this...

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[KRYPTON INC.]

The thing with Cthulhu is, well, he's my boss you know? He says jump, and I'll respond with how high? The thing with Susan is on and off, I don't think either one of them know what they want. I remember Cthulhu invited me over to have dinner with him and Susan, the tension between those two was thick. It was very awkward and I told them I had to leave, but Cthulhu knew I was lying but at least he understood. Personally, I think he should dump Susan and focus on the task at hand. Destroying ALL reality.

It actually reminded me of this...

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Yeah, those two are like cats and terribly deformed by tentacled mutation dogs when they are together some times.

 

[Piper Maru]

Yeah, those two are like cats and terribly deformed by tentacled mutation dogs when they are together some times.

I've sent them to counseling, but the counselors were driven into the depths of madness. I've run out of ideas!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I've sent them to counseling, but the counselors were driven into the depths of madness. I've run out of ideas!

Yeah I can see that. When I'm with Cthulhu my eyes bleed, but when I get cornered by Susan and she goes on about her start up and the zoning issues she's having, I feel like my ears are bleeding, am I right?

 

[Piper Maru]

Yeah I can see that. When I'm with Cthulhu my eyes bleed, but when I get cornered by Susan and she goes on about her start up and the zoning issues she's having, I feel like my ears are bleeding, am I right?

Yeah, her voice is a symphony of destruction in my ears. I've been avoiding her lately, because once she makes eye contact with you her motormouth will start and blah blah blah ugh.

 

[enterthemadness]

Looks like i am getting a interview at olive garden....

 

[DarkSentinel]

Sawyer hates Olive Garden. They treat him like family.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Gotta love hangovers. Tea will make it all better

 

[Fallen Angel]

Hello

Tea is good.

 

[DarkSentinel]

The next person who walks up to my counter and speaks to me in Spanish AFTER I've already spoken to then IN ENGLISH is getting their ass deported

 

[Fallen Angel]

Learn some frikin Spanish dude. you don't have to be fluent or anything just learn words and phrases. you live in Florida right you'd think it would be beneficial for people if they did considering the type of job someone like you has.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I don't wanna.

I mean, I can work my way around numbers and stuff, but they speak so damn fast I can't even tell if they're speaking actual words.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Hello

Tea is good.

Yes tea is awesome. It is like life blood for me. I have to have it. Also I'm trying to figure out an excuse to kick this girl out of my house. I'll probably go with "I have a wedding" usually works.

 

[Nathan]

At my job, a girl asked me something in Italian. Of course I didn't understand it, and tried to at least tell her in English that I had no clue what she wanted from me. And what did she do? Repeat her question like 3 times. Like there was a chance I suddenly became fluent in Italian, in the last 10 seconds.

 

[DarkSentinel]

At my job, a girl asked me something in Italian. Of course I didn't understand it, and tried to at least tell her in English that I had no clue what she wanted from me. And what did she do? Repeat her question like 3 times. Like there was a chance I suddenly became fluent in Italian, in the last 10 seconds.

Nathan gets me

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

The internet/WiFi at my house drives me freaking crazy. I want to straight up destroy this router

 

[sabetoonth]

I fell asleep last nigh watching Prometheus, now Im watching Monster Ark lol DeKay is too good for this movie

 

[enterthemadness]

I fell asleep last nigh watching Prometheus, now Im watching Monster Ark lol DeKay is too good for this movie

Ah, Dekay from White Collar? Yep, he did a SyFy Channel movie. Matt has him beat, he was on the daytime soap Guilding Light from 2001 to 2003!

Anyway, calm down DS.

Also, 2:15 at Monday is my interview. I put down full availability 7 days a week, but am thinking of asking if I can work at TJ Maxx a couple nights a week. The Olive Garden is literally...like a 2 ish minute walk from where I already work.

I...I really have a crush on my co worker...love seeing her at work and talking to her. She doesn't want to be friends on Facebook, but if I left that may change. And she is single.

 

[sabetoonth]

I'm going between the movie and a documentary on Hell

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Hello

Tea is good.

Hi

yes, tea is good

 

[MrMaooz]

Damn, you guys watch a lot of B-Movies.

 

[sabetoonth]

The info bit interested me, a bunch of archeologists find Noah's other Ark. It just happens to be housing a Nephilim. But I do love B-Movies.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Damn, you guys watch a lot of B-Movies.

Some B-movies are better than some A-movies

 

[MrMaooz]

A B-movie I recall watching was the sequel to Richie Rich. By far one of the worst films I've ever seen.

 

[enterthemadness]

The info bit interested me, a bunch of archeologists find Noah's other Ark. It just happens to be housing a Nephilim. But I do love B-Movies.

Have you seen Jack Brooks Monster Slayer?


I recall a sequel was coming out....guess not. I know the same production company and the actor who played Jack Brooks did The Shrine....it is on Netflix, haven't watched it yet.


Love B movies.