Lounge of Extinction

[Piper Maru]

So I just got back from Transformers Age of Extinction.

 

[Superman 1265]

KevanG's solution to all things is the use of flaming, bladed, brass knuckles... You aren't questioning Kev's wisdom, are you?

I wasn't aware of this method.

 

[MrMaooz]

So I just got back from Transformers Age of Extinction.

'Twas badass and awesome, wasn't it?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I wasn't aware of this method.

The F.B.B.K. method is a highly respected methodology with many thousands of hours of both real and simulated data points that paint the clear picture that when something is flaming, bladed brass knuckled to death... IT STAYS DEAD!!

 

[KevanG]

I wasn't aware of this method.

It has yet to fail me.

 

[Piper Maru]

'Twas badass and awesome, wasn't it?

Oh I'm in shock all right.

 

[Superman 1265]

The F.B.B.K. method is a highly respected methodology with many thousands of hours of both real and simulated data points that paint the clear picture that when something is flaming, bladed brass knuckled to death... IT STAYS DEAD!!

It has yet to fail me.

I'll consider it.

 

[Superman 1265]

In other news, I got brownies!


... And no, not the DarkSentinel brand.

 

[Duke]

In other news, I got brownies!


... And no, not the DarkSentinel brand.

That's always an incentive.

 

[AnneFan]

So I just got back from Transformers Age of Extinction.

Apparently it's just a louder, dumber remake of the first Transformers.

... And no, not the DarkSentinel brand.

Very wise.

 

[Duke]

So I just got back from Transformers Age of Extinction.

Apparently it's just a louder, dumber remake of the first Transformers.
Very wise.

GAWD!!! Bayformers can't go away any sooner.

 

[Superman 1265]

That's always an incentive.

I know, those brownies are terrible and they just make you hungrier.

 

[Marvolo]

GAWD!!! Bayformers can't go away any sooner.

Don't hold your breath. Age of Extinction made $300 million worldwide this weekend and got an A- cinemascore. It made $100 million in the U.S. alone, and that is more than Winter Soldier's opening weekend. And it made $90 million in China. The biggest opening in China of a U.S. film ever. And it has yet to open in all markets.

Paramount is going to ask Bay to make another one at least.

 

[Duke]

Don't hold your breath. This one made $300 million worldwide this weekend and got an A- cinemascore. It made $100 million in the U.S. alone and that was more than Winter Soldier's opening weekend. And made $90 million in China. The biggest opening there of a U.S. film ever.

Paramount is going to ask Bay to make another one at least. G

I weep for humanity.

 

[Piper Maru]

Optimus Prime killed [BLACKOUT]Kelsey Grammer[/BLACKOUT]...

 

[Marvolo]

I weep for humanity.

I weep for my eyes and ears, cause I will watch the next one. I just can't help myself.

 

[Piper Maru]

This was more entertaining than Age of Extinction!

[YT]C3ULfCTykhk[/YT]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I have only seen the first one from start to finish and made the decision after that to never bother with the series. I've seen snippets of the sequels but not much else really. I was amazed at the parts I did see, at how hollow they seemed. Like, I expected some kind of improvement but... Nope.

 

[Marvolo]

Optimus Prime killed [BLACKOUT]Kelsey Grammer[/BLACKOUT]...

That was such a "**** yeah!" moment. I bet the fans of the cartoons had a coniption fit when they saw it, but Bay's Optimus doesn't take no ****. He's tired of these crooked ass mother****in politicians on this mother****in planet.


The thing that annoyed me the most was Lucky Charms. God, his accent and voice was like nails on a chalkboard. He sounded like an Irish/Australian chipmunk who'd been kicked in the balls.

 

[AnneFan]

Optimus Prime killed [BLACKOUT]Kelsey Grammer[/BLACKOUT]...

I have only seen one Transformers movie, but if the plot of the new one is about eliminating Transformers because they're a menace who cause lots of destruction...the 'bad guys' seem to have a legitimate point.

 

[Piper Maru]

Four movies in a row and Megatron still can't get a break.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Four movies in a row and Megatron still can't get a break.

It's hard out there for a pimp.

 

[Marvolo]

I have only seen one Transformers movie, but if the plot of the new one is about eliminating Transformers because they're a menace who cause lots of destruction...the 'bad guys' seem to have a legitimate point.

Not really. In the first film it was a result of the humans dicking with the cube and Megatron.

In the third one it's a result of humans messing with alien tech.

In this one the destruction happens because the bad guys are once again dicking with alien tech and evil transformers.

All the destruction in these films is a result of man's hubris. If anything the autobots should have given the humans the finger a long time ago and left them to fend for themselves. They keep having to stop the decitpticons and now they have to fight off alien mercenaries and alien bounty hunters because of the **** the humans have caused.

 

[Piper Maru]

And Marky Mark was basically a one man army, I'm surprised he didn't kill Lockdown all by himself, and than savagely murder Galvatron. The Autobots should've just left Earth in Marks hands lol.

"Autobots, we're done here"

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

And Marky Mark was basically a one man army, I'm surprised he didn't kill Lockdown all by himself, and than savagely murder Galvatron. The Autobots should've just left Earth in Marks hands lol.

"Autobots, we're done here"

Mark was secretly a TF that is made of multiple, smaller Transformers, disguised as a human. Call sign? FUNK-E BUNCH.