Make The Person Above You Sound Really Interesting

[Speedball]

CashforStash might give you cash, but it's only $5, and he wants to buy your mustache.

 

[SuperFerret]

Speedball is in fact not entirely real. He is only the figment of the imagination of a fictional character he created in a past life's idle daydreams.

 

[Gotham Knight]

SuperFerret once played a game of Memory against Superman villain Brainiac. The game went back and forth with SuperFerret taking the lead, then Brainiac etc. But eventually only four cards were left and the game was tied. It was Brainiacs turn and the one card he picked up had a Superman symbol. He knew where the last Superman card was and just as he was about to pick it up SuperFerret pointed and shouted.....

SuperFerret: Look over there, free ice cream!

Brainiac: There isn't any ice cream over there!

As Brainiac turned back around, SuperFerret had already switched the cards around. And when Brainiac went to pick up the last Superman card to win the game, it ended up having a Bat symbol on it.

Brainiac: No!

SuperFerret saw this as his chance, so he picked up the first Superman card. But when he wanted to pick the second, he had forgotten where he switched it to. He ended up picking the card with the Bat signal and giving Brainiac another chance, which he used to win the game.

Moral of the story kids, don't cheat.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Gotham Knight once slapped the pope in his face.

 

[knowsbleed]

Asteroid-Man used to be an Asteroid-Girl.

Moral of the story, money can buy you a penis.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Knowsbleed knows too much.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

CashforStash died in a fire, but was reborn as a fan of JAWS.

 

[Ponyboy]

Aesop Rocks worked in a funeral parlor putting make up on the deceased. He was subsequently fired on the first day after making the body look like a circus clown.

 

[JAK®]

Ponyboy is so-called because he is actually the result of a bizarre genetic experiment that combined animal DNA with human DNA. He dictates his posts to a hired typist because his hooves lack the dexterity to hit each individual letter.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

JAK is an ex student of Stephen Hawking who left Hawking after realiing that he had his own brilliant ideas and that he was tired of transcribing Stephen's.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Ahura Mazda is really an old Mazda 626. That's right he's an Autobot. Robot in disguise.

 

[chaseter]

Hype's King of Cosplay is actually a woman cosplaying as a man cosplaying as superheroes. She's that good.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Hype's King of Cosplay is actually a woman cosplaying as a man cosplaying as superheroes. She's that good.

You promised you wouldn't tell!

 

[Hobgoblin]

You promised you wouldn't tell!

And she'll be in Playboy next month. Thats what a great actress she is. She can be totally convincing as a man, but she sure doesnt look like one.

 

[Kane52630]

Hobgoblin once had amnesia and deja vu at the same time.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Kane52630 is actually a spy. He hates comics and everything related to comics and is only here to systematically destroy the comic book community from the inside.

 

[knowsbleed]

TPAM got in shape through exotic dancing. He is LS's prodigy. It's a blemish on an otherwise perfectly clean slate of life.

 

[Franklin Richards]

knowsbleed once asked Aunt Petunia to marry him. He swore that without me, his life was a sham. When he discovered that I was a man, he said that love knows no bounds and repeated his proposal.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

The person above me is neither a woman or a man, they are simply a skrull.

 

[Kane52630]

The person above me spreads lies and slander about the person above them.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

The person above will be silenced.

 

[chaseter]

The numbers in Kane52630's username spells the word EBFCO which is a Pennsylvania mail based puppy mill.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Chaseter is the worlds best line dancer, he has several DVD's avaliable on Amazon with many reviewers stating how he 'danced into their hearts'

He currently resides in Russia with his lover ex president Gorbachev.

 

[Suirou]

I once tried to switch cups around with B.A. Baracus but it turned out that I had already swapped my own cup back to me and he had already swapped our chairs, don't mess with the master switcher.

 

[Mr.Webs]

Suirou's life was made into a film. It was called Maximum Overdrive.