Make The Person Above You Sound Really Interesting

[greenrage36]

NHawk19 doesn't always drink kool-aid..but when he does he feels the need to yell out "OH YEAAAAAAAAAH" and run smack into a wall. (More sad then interesting actually....)

 

[NHawk19]

Greenrage36 has a super secret identity that involves feeding others spiked Kool-aid then video taping them as they run around.

 

[WolfCypher]

The N in NHawk19 is the "N" from the N-word, [BLACKOUT]nuisance[/BLACKOUT].

 

[greenrage36]

WolfCypher goes against the grain in a Dance-off Pants off and puts on extra shirts during the competition.

 

[NHawk19]

greenrage36 rages like a big green machine 36 times a minute

 

[greenrage36]

NHawk19 can light up the city with a flap of his neon wings.

 

[NHawk19]

greenrage is being modest when he says he's pimpin it gamma style. Really he can pimp it alpha, beta, and gamma style

 

[greenrage36]

hahaha..nice.


NHawk19 has his own breakfast cereal and it don't need no stinkin' marshmallows, clovers or blue diamonds!!!

 

[NHawk19]

anytime.


greenrage can see why kids are cuckoo for cocoa puffs

 

[greenrage36]

NHawk19 was able to con the Cookie Crisp wizard into paying him yearly sums of $20K....poor ol' Wizard.....

 

[NHawk19]

greenrage assisted and gets a portion of that.

 

[greenrage36]

NHawk19's portion goes to rebuilding efforts for the melting icebergs.

 

[Sensi]

he is so hulkishly strong women swoon.

 

[greenrage36]

She has the ability to rip right through a wet paper baggie....by raising her left eyebrow...

 

[NHawk19]

He doesn't want to know what happens when she raises the right eyebrow

 

[Sensi]

he has a sharp hawk eye and has seen what happens.

 

[NHawk19]

She's got better curves than the Pacific coast highway.

 

[Sensi]

(castle is up)

He is witty

 

[Superwoman Prime]

She implanted sleeper agents in all areas of the Hype.

 

[SuperFerret]

He has an odor that cannot be smelled anywhere else.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

He drafted complex blueprints for a ferret colony on the moon.

 

[MrMaooz]

He parallel parked a train.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

(Now that is impressive)

He uploaded James Bond's thought patterns into his own brain.

 

[Sensi]

He can leap over a mountain in a single bound, buy a cup of coffee in the town's cafe and return in minutes.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

She cooks breakfast, lunch, and dinner five days a week for her city of 250,000.