Man, I'm getting old...

[Joker]

Next month I'm 20. Where the hell did all the time go? I'm like, a third done. With how I live and eat, read no excercise and on meat and potatoes, I'm actually probably like, half done. Man...seriously. When the hell did this happen? I should like, create a robot body or something...

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Am I the only one who thought this was going to be some kind of lengthy guilt trip about erectile dysfuncion and the female who called the creator out on it?



Oh well, 20 is a pretty good age. You might try to adjust your diet and get some exercise.

Ten Years Gone.​

As for the body construction: Go for it Tony Stark!

 

[Joker]

Am I the only one who thought this was going to be some kind of lengthy guilt trip about erectile dysfuncion and the female who called creator out on it?



Oh well, 20 is a pretty good age. You might try to adjust your diet and get some exercise.

Ten Years Gone.​

As for the body construction: Go for it Tony Stark!

man... I'd need to get a girlfriend to find out if I have ED

 

[Alpha and Omega]

When all else fails. . .

*waves hand goodbye*

 

[Hades]

Next month I'm 20. Where the hell did all the time go? I'm like, a third done. With how I live and eat, read no excercise and on meat and potatoes, I'm actually probably like, half done. Man...seriously. When the hell did this happen? I should like, create a robot body or something...

I thought you were like, 27

 

[Joker]

I thought you were like, 27

what? no...what? are you my friends ex-girlfriend who thought I was like, 30 the first time she met me?

 

[Hades]

what? no...what? are you my friends ex-girlfriend who thought I was like, 30 the first time she met me?

Maybe, maybe not. I have friends in high places.

Fogettaboutit.

 

[Under The Rose]

what? no...what? are you my friends ex-girlfriend who thought I was like, 30 the first time she met me?

If you look 30 and your really 20 your doomed

 

[Joker]

Maybe, maybe not. I have friends in high places.

Fogettaboutit.

then you dont know any of my friends if you're friends are in high places...unless you count "the drive thru at mcdonalds" as a high place

 

[Joker]

If you look 30 and your really 20 your doomed

I was 17 when she thought I was 30...I was the youngest person in the car

 

[Hack and Slash]

old geezer, your time is up

 

[Hades]

then you dont know any of my friends if you're friends are in high places...unless you count "the drive thru at mcdonalds" as a high place

I know people in high places who knows people in low dirty smuck places. This, I assure you. Now why don't you run along and not bother in the buisness of adults. Kappesh?

 

[Under The Rose]

I was 17 when she thought I was 30...I was the youngest person in the car

You are doomed then! or she was blind....

 

[Joker]

You are doomed then! or she was blind....

I had long hair back then, made me look older than I really was...now that it's shorter I only look 25 or so

 

[Lantern Venom]

Next month I'm 20. Where the hell did all the time go? I'm like, a third done. With how I live and eat, read no excercise and on meat and potatoes, I'm actually probably like, half done. Man...seriously. When the hell did this happen? I should like, create a robot body or something...

You're 20 so your body probably hasn't sustained irrevocable damage unless you have used hard drugs. Find some kind of exercise you like, throw in a few veggies now and then, nix the hooch and smokes ( if you do those now ) and see your doc at least twice a year for bloodwork. You'll probably live to be 85.

 

[Joker]

I dont drink or smoke or do hard drugs...but I'm really, really lazy...and vegetables disgust me...although fruit is awesome, like apples and juice and stuff like that

 

[Hades]

You're 20 so your body probably hasn't sustained irrevocable damage unless you have used hard drugs. Find some kind of exercise you like, throw in a few veggies now and then, nix the hooch and smokes ( if you do those now ) and see your doc at least twice a year for bloodwork. You'll probably live to be 85.

Every life expectancy quiz/test thing I've taken online has said I'll leave to be about 40-50... Sigh.

 

[Joker]

Every life expectancy quiz/test thing I've taken online has said I'll leave to be about 40-50... Sigh.

I'm actually planning on killing you in like, 10 minutes, so they were sort of off

 

[LadyVader]

What a sad world we live in if people think they're old at 20.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I'm actually planning on killing you in like, 10 minutes, so they were sort of off

SEMI-sociopathic my a. . . .

 

[Hades]

I'm actually planning on killing you in like, 10 minutes, so they were sort of off

Now that would be foolish, my friend. I have my people scattered throughout the city. Several of my best men outside and inside my house.

 

[Joker]

What a sad world we live in if people think they're old at 20.

it's true! I'm starting to feel aches and pains I never felt when I was younger...my back hurts when I wake up...it sucks

 

[Joker]

Now that would be foolish, my friend. I have my people scattered throughout the city. Several of my best men outside and inside my house.

you're forgetting one important thing mate...I'm captain Jack Sparrow

 

[Hades]

What a sad world we live in if people think they're old at 20.

I'm only in my teens and I feel like an old man.

 

[Lantern Venom]

I dont drink or smoke or do hard drugs...but I'm really, really lazy...and vegetables disgust me...although fruit is awesome, like apples and juice and stuff like that

Then you aren't doing too badly. By foregoing drugs and alcohol, you haven't subjected your heart, brain and liver to harsh toxins. Thus, a few lifestyle changes may make all the difference.
You probably don't need to make too many dietary changes if you get alot of fruit in your diet. Try to find a few veggies you can eat in some fashion or maybe take some vitamins. Also, get your cholesterol checked just to be sure it's not too high. High cholesterol is often hereditary.
Exercise doesn't need to be a chore. The next time you are watching a DVD, walk in place while your are entertained. Get some resistance bands to work your muscles while you listen to music or between posts on SHH. Find something that's fun and you'll stick with it.