Mee's Adventures in Disney World

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Recalibrate your humor nodes, Franny.

 

[Lord Valumart]

the only thing i can think to ask about this is "how many people were having sex in the park?"

 

[Erzengel]

Places to have sex

_X_ Disney World

 

[Mee]

the only thing i can think to ask about this is "how many people were having sex in the park?"

Donald Duck and the yellow power ranger.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Donald Duck and the yellow power ranger.

what era yellow power ranger?

 

[Mee]

All of them.

 

[Lord Valumart]

All of them.

thats not sex....thats an orgy....

 

[POWdER-man]

I have gone a couple of times...once for just one day when I was young...it was ok......but then another time just a couple of years ago.....we spent a week there and stayed at one of the Disney Resorts.....since it was the off season we could go on any ride we wanted within 5 minutes...sometimes just walked in.....there was one night when no one was there at MK and we just kept bouncing back and forth between rides...I think within an hour we rode on more rides then we did the whole previous afternoon........there was only a handful of rides that we didn't get to ride on between all four major parks....on top of that we got to go to both of their water parks....

We had a great old time and will be definitely going again in the near future....too bad it's 3,000 km away or it would be sooner.....

 

[danoyse]

They have a new thing for rides now where you get a "Fastpass." That gives you a certain time to come back for that certain ride and you get a shorter wait. So the people who have been waiting 45 minutes for their 30 seconds of pleasure really dislike the "Fastpass people," unless they are one. So we took our Fastpasses for Space Mountain and as we were passing the "common people" a little kid (4-5) reached out at me and said "I hate you people! "

Here's a hint: GET THE FASTPASS.

Seriously, you get the fastpass, and the time you're usually given to come back and cut everyone in line is the same amount of time those people waste standing on the line like chumps. You get the use that time more productively.

OR...you get the fastpass for a really busy ride, wait on line, and as soon as you get off it's usually time to use your fastpass so you can go right back on.

OR...you get the fastpass, and once your designated time to come back has arrived, get another fastpass before you get on the ride, and by the time you get off the ride it's usually time to use your next fastpass.

OR...if you're at MGM (which is now Disney Hollywood Studios), and there are lines at Tower of Terror and Rockin' Rollercoaster, get a fastpass for one, wait on line for the other, and by the time you're done with one, you can go straight onto the other with your fastpass.

OR...wait until the end of the day at Animal Kingdom, because that's when the park starts to empty out and the lines dwindle down at Expedition Everest.

OR...hit the rides during the fireworks or the parades, because the lines are usually shorter.

OR...be lucky like me, and an end up winning a Dream Fastpass to every ride in the park in the Year of a Million Dreams contest. That happened to me when I was there last month.

I've been to Disney World 8 times, I know all the tricks. That's the key to enjoying yourself there.

 

[Panophobia]

Universal's parks are much better than Disney's.

 

[danoyse]

I like Disney so much better than Universal. We didn't even bother going to Universal when I was in FL last month.

I do like Universal...especially the Spiderman ride, the Hulk coaster, and the Mummy ride (still mourning the loss of Back to the Future), and it is a nice break when you've been up to your neck in Disney stuff for days...but the whole atmosphere at Disney is better. They don't charge you for fastpasses, and they don't make you put all of your stuff in a locker before you go on rides. One of our bags was stolen last time I was there.

I'm waiting for the Harry Potter section to open before I go back to Universal.