Mix up movie captions

[kedrell]

SPOCK: "Oh, so I'm funny like a clown. I'm here to ****in' amuse you? Why am I funny? What the **** is so funny about me?!! Tell me!!"

 

[returntovoid]

Batman: "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

Flass: "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

 

[Panthro]

BOND: "Just consider me the best cocktail party story you ever met."

 

[gwynplaine]

"I am not just the Hairclub president, I'm also a member."

 

[Panthro]

BEN-HUR: "Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

 

[gwynplaine]

SPOCK: " Have you ever danced with the devil under the pale moonlight ?"

 

[gwynplaine]

BEN-HUR: "They can have my whip when they pry it from my cold dead hands."

 

[Panthro]

SPOCK: " Have you ever danced with the devil under the pale moonlight ?"

Good one.

JOKER: "Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-"

DYLAN DOG: "Swallow this."

 

[gwynplaine]

Good one.

JOKER: "Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-"

DYLAN DOG: "Swallow this."

Thanks. And for the Evil Dead 2 quote.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks. And for the Evil Dead 2 quote.

You're welcome. And you can never go wrong with an Evil Dead 2 quote.

EL CID: "The Riddle of Steel..."

 

[Halloween]

I warned you about flicking my ears!!!!!!

 

[Doctor Jones]

KIRK: Get your ****ing hands off of me!
SPOCK: Hey, hey, hey... do you know me?
KIRK: No, no.
SPOCK: Well, I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a ****in' ruling on this right now. You don't ****in' hit him. You understand?
KIRK: Yeah, excellent. Fine, fine, fine.
SPOCK: I ****ing know you. I know your family. You make one more drug deal with that idiot ****ing cop-magnet of a cousin of yours and I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me. I'll cut your ****ing nuts off. You understand that?
KIRK: Yeah, yeah, I do.
SPOCK: What are you drinkin'?
KIRK: A cranberry juice.
SPOCK: What is it, your period?
[to the bartender]
Get him a... cranberry juice.

 

[kedrell]

^Departed?

 

[kedrell]

Logan: "Listen and understand. That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop! EVER!! Until you are dead."

 

[gwynplaine]

LOGAN : "All we need is one indian and one construction worker and we can reform the Village People."

 

[Doctor Jones]

^Departed?

It is indeed. t:

 

[Doctor Jones]

WRAITH: So what do you like to do for fun?
LOGAN: I don't know. Play chess... screw.
WRAITH: Let's play chess.

 

[gwynplaine]

^Great blazing saddles reference.

LOGAN : "I wish I knew how to quit you."

 

[gwynplaine]

LOGAN : "The Black Eyed Peas suck."
WRAITH : "I'm gonna teleport my foot in your a$$."

 

[kedrell]

Wraith: "Tell me again why everyone calls you runt? You're like a f***in' giant."
Logan : ""

 

[gwynplaine]

FLASS : "Leave me alone, I'm not Spiderman and you're not Mary Jane !"

 

[Panthro]

WRAITH: "You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to kill you."
LOGAN : "You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to die."

 

[gwynplaine]

"Call me... Plissken."

 

[gwynplaine]

KIRK: "Be honest, Bones, does this outfit make me look fat ?"
BONES : "Huh..."

 

[kedrell]

SPOCK: "Hello!!! Anybody home?!!! Think McFly, THINK!!"