Mountain Dew

[Sean Adisano]

i got into an argument once about dew lowering people's sperm. I said that that was a bad thing but my friend argued that you just "saved it up". Sounds pretty stupid to me. :

it doesn't lower your sperm count, just a rumor, a dirty vicsious rumor

 

[SpideyInATree]

Soda is bad for your health.

And so is most of the air you and everybody else breaths, should we stop breathing?

And, to stay on topic, I used to love Mountain Dew Code Red but after my debacle with prostatitis I can no longer drink those types of things.

But it's said that Mountain Dew is the magical dwarven drink. It's made in the moutains by miniscule dwarves who melt down the ice caps of moutains and mix it with the sweat on their asses to make the great taste of Mountain Dew. But now knowing that you're drinking dwarf ass sweat may push you away from the product, but..oh well.

 

[Hades]

Why does everyone here like Mountain Dew so much anyway?
If I'm going to drink soda I expect it to be chalf full of caffiene.

PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[JLBats]

How did a thread about Mountain Dew get to 7 pages?

 

[Hades]

How did a thread about Mountain Dew get to 7 pages?

It seems to me it be the most heinous threads get the greatest replys, I'd most likely say there, young chap sticks.

 

[SpideyInATree]

How did a thread about Mountain Dew get to 7 pages?

Well, by posting that and wondering why it got to 7 pages does't really help the matter, now does it?

 

[JLBats]

Well, by posting that and wondering why it got to 7 pages does't really help the matter, now does it?

That's like saying complaining about AIDS gives children AIDS. It's just WRONG

 

[SpideyInATree]

That's like saying complaining about AIDS gives children AIDS. It's just WRONG

I love the Hype sometimes. Because people use the most insane analogies ever. Yeah, because Mountain Dew and AIDS have A LOT in common.

And you're only assisting this thread to enter an 8th page, way to go, genius. t:

 

[JLBats]

I love the Hype sometimes. Because people use the most insane analogies ever. Yeah, because Mountain Dew and AIDS have A LOT in common.

They're both extra delicious and come from the homosexuals

 

[Sean Adisano]

Mountain Dew Rocks!!! heres to getting to page 8

 

[Fran]

And the award for Most Unique/Weird thread goes to...

"Mountain Dew" by Sean Adisano.

 

[Sean Adisano]

And the award for Most Unique/Weird thread goes to...

"Mountain Dew" by Sean Adisano.

thank you thank you...i got the idea while drinking DEW

 

[Justice-Man]

I wonder if Dew likes the Dew

 

[unstoppable]

I drink

 

[Justice-Man]

 

[unstoppable]

EVILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[Justice-Man]

No.. THIS is evil...

 

[Sean Adisano]

^^^^ i'm gonna have to ask that everyone would not post disturbing pics such as... pepsi, coke, water, and mainly ROSIE O'DONNELL

 

[Sean Adisano]

i don't like water...i hate it...it has no taste...it is very much a part of the "Axis Of Evil"

 

[Fran]

No.. THIS is evil...

...Is that really her? I thought it was a dude for a minute.

 

[Fran]

i don't like water...i hate it...it has no taste...it is very much a part of the "Axis Of Evil"

That reminds me of the SNL Will Ferrell skit where Bush names a bunch of things on his "Axis Of Evil."

 

[The Lizard]

I'm still amused by the fact that there's actually caffeine-free Mountain Dew.

 

[Fran]

Yeah, it's kind of an oxy-moron...

 

[Badger]

I'm still amused by the fact that there's actually caffeine-free Mountain Dew.

Caffeine-Free Mountain Dew is about as usefull as a screen door on a submarine.

 

[unstoppable]

^^^^ i'm gonna have to ask that everyone would not post disturbing pics such as... pepsi, coke, water, and mainly ROSIE O'DONNELL

pepsi yes evil water,also evil rosie o'donnel very evil

but don't dare attack Coca cola