Mountain Dew

[Iceman]

You really do like the stuff. I can't find it anyehere here. I'll need to get it imported.

 

[Clouseau]

i never used to drink Mountain Dew at all when i was younger, but for some reason, i really picked it up when i was in college, and now, i have to have a can or two in the morning as a pick-me-up... i hate coffee, so this stuff is my substitute, i guess...

there's nothing like a really cold Mountain Dew first thing in the morning!

 

[Iceman]

Ain't no soft drink quite like it. This makes me thirsty.

 

[Sean Adisano]

i never used to drink Mountain Dew at all when i was younger, but for some reason, i really picked it up when i was in college, and now, i have to have a can or two in the morning as a pick-me-up... i hate coffee, so this stuff is my substitute, i guess...

there's nothing like a really cold Mountain Dew first thing in the morning!

i know what you mean

 

[Sean Adisano]

You really do like the stuff. I can't find it anyehere here. I'll need to get it imported.

DEAR LORD!!!!! NO DEW!!!!

i'll call a drop off...you'll have DEW in no time

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

good thing you said 'gal' otherwise i would have to kill you, but i could NEVER harm a girl...but know this, you hurt me

LOL!!

 

[Erzengel]

Doesn't Mountain Dew lower your sperm count?

 

[Sean Adisano]

Doesn't Mountain Dew lower your sperm count?

that was just a rumor...it really doesn't lower your sperm count, just your life span

 

[Erzengel]

Oh sh't. I've been telling girls I don't need condoms I just need to take a swig of Mountain Dew.

 

[Sean Adisano]

Oh sh't. I've been telling girls I don't need condoms I just need to take a swig of Mountain Dew.

uh-oh...well, hopefully you have a good job

 

[THWIP*]

Mountain Dew is the best drink ever. its the nectar of the gods. now i know there are plenty of Dew lovers out there. please show your love for Dew, give your favorite Dew experiences, and anything else related to Dew!

bow down before the one you drink!!!!!

I HAVE A FUNNY STORY ABOUT MOUNTIN' 'DEW'. DOES THAT COUNT?

 

[Union Jack]

i don't get mountain dew where i live...used to but they stopped selling it..

can you still get that tab clear drink stuff in the USA..don't sell that here anymore either..

 

[Sean Adisano]

I HAVE A FUNNY STORY ABOUT MOUNTIN' 'DEW'. DOES THAT COUNT?

tell it Bro

 

[Sean Adisano]

i don't get mountain dew where i live...used to but they stopped selling it..

can you still get that tab clear drink stuff in the USA..don't sell that here anymore either..

no Dew for you the world just got a little darker...i'll drink an extra can a day for you...thats an extra can on top of my many other cans i drink

 

[Imagination_13]

Without Mountain Dew before engaging in sexual congress with an attractive female, I do not last as long. Mountain Dew extends your sexual stamina. I am living proof.

 

[Sean Adisano]

Without Mountain Dew before engaging in sexual congress with an attractive female, I do not last as long. Mountain Dew extends your sexual stamina. I am living proof.

well how long did you used to last before Dew?

and how long do you last now with Dew?

an estimation if you will

 

[Sean Adisano]

Without Mountain Dew before engaging in sexual congress with an attractive female, I do not last as long. Mountain Dew extends your sexual stamina. I am living proof.

oh, and do you try to sneak a few sips of Dew during the experience

 

[Imagination_13]

Before Dew like, twenty, maybe thirty minutes.

After Dew, many times I'd contemplate faking orgasm just to get some damn sleep.

And nope. One glass is all it takes. Oh snaps.

 

[Sean Adisano]

Before Dew like, twenty, maybe thirty minutes.

After Dew, many times I'd contemplate faking orgasm just to get some damn sleep.

And nope. One glass is all it takes. Oh snaps.

well that's good enough for me...and i wasn't asking if you drank Dew during so to boost yourself...i was asking if you drank Dew during just to have the best of both worlds, like George did on Seinfeld (with food), for those who watch it...great episode

 

[Imagination_13]

That's one reason I won't do it. There's no way I'm mixing Dew and sex into one, they're seperate enjoyables that play off one another and mixing them could result in a terrible cross where it becomes a necessity to have both at the same time.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

If you absolutely must drink MD, you gotta go with code Red. it's the law

 

[DV8]

My one and only Dew forever is the one they call Moski. Down w/ Mountain Dew :

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Repidially drinking Mountain Dew actually rots your teeth due to the excess sugar in the drink.Dentists call this "Mountain Dew Mouth" i heard of it...

 

[Sean Adisano]

If you absolutely must drink MD, you gotta go with code Red. it's the law

i conclude that your law sucks...no Dew can compare to the Original Dew

 

[Sean Adisano]

My one and only Dew forever is the one they call Moski. Down w/ Mountain Dew :

i hate you