Yes its me , Mr Sparkle, and in the coming weeks I shall do my best to show you the sheer quality of actors that can be (or could be found) in the hollow chattering monster you call a television. this week Tom Welling Now, dont get me wrong, Im not trying to start anything here. I merely want to point out that Tom Welling has very little acting skills. Like say, Oh, your average tree stump. In fact, if you google Tom Welling Acting you get a pic of Matt Damon and an unrelated image: I don't know about you but this alone speaks volumes to me, try say Brando acting and you get a whole bunch of images, and they are all of Brando are you starting to see my point now? sure, he's good enough for a little show, but a whole movie you say?, no! never, I mean, do a a google on him, just him though and you get the same two images over and over! no wait, those are different images! the dude's like zoolander with "ferrari" and "le tigre" see, here he is looking troubled and gazing into the horizon and the troubles that tomorrow is sure to bring, like cancellation of his dwindling show perhaps? you make the call. and here, he is looking a little less concerned and gazing into a not too distant horizon, all his fans know this as his "dreamy" look, but if you see his show he almost never strays from these two looks, infact, if you add red eyes to the first one he's using his heat vision....I know, it's weird for me too. the thing that bothers me is not his extremely limited range but the rabid fans that defend his shallow as a paper cup acting, as if he was the best actor on the face of the planet, but c'mon, listen to the man, just really listen to him, filter out all the hot teenage people and really focus on the acting,he obvioulsy has the emotional range of a glass of water, tepid water that is welling? replaced? in the end my argument is simple, I love pimp my ride, I think xzibit is funny and talented and when he does that shirt thing with the "you've officially been pimped", ha, I laugh my ass off, now I ask you....should he play jesus in the next Passion of the Christ? (don't kid yourself , you know there's going to be one). see doesn't work does it? neither does Welling...just admit it.