My girlfriend dumped me

[black_dust]

**** happens deal with it and go **** some other chicks

 

[terry78]

I've known some perfectly sane ones at 16. Admittedly, they're a rare breed, but it's less a gender thing than an age thing. How many completely sane male teenagers do you know?

Though I have known more adult females prone to doing bizzare things to the man that wronged them than males. *cue neanderthal grunts*

 

[C. Lee]

Can anyone answer my question?

What are the chances that she logged on to the Hype...read your sig....and decided you two weren't compatible?

 

[Maxwell Smart]

**** happens deal with it and go **** some other chicks

I don't want a piece of ass, I want a serious relationship.

Though I have known more adult females prone to doing bizzare things to the man that wronged them than males. *cue neanderthal grunts*

Yeah, as hurt and angry as I am, I haven't even had one thought about "getting back" at her. Whats the point in that? It won't fix anything, its just dumb.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

What are the chances that she logged on to the Hype...read your sig....and decided you two weren't compatible?

Dew thought it was funny.

 

[tzarinna]

Where did you meet this chick?

 

[C. Lee]

Dew thought it was funny.

Then maybe you need to date Dew.t:

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Where did you meet this chick?

Library. We saw eachother in there a couple of times before I talked to her the first time.

Then maybe you need to date Dew.

Naw, I'm not cool enough for Dew.

 

[Duende Verde]

Your girlfriend dumped you?
Sounds kinky...
where did she dump on you, the chest?

 

[Kenji Li]

Your girlfriend dumped you?
Sounds kinky...
where did she dump on you, the chest?

W.......T......F?


thats some freaky ****.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

hehehe..hisPANIC at the disco..

I'm sorry, what?

 

[Hades]

hehehe..hisPANIC at the disco..

I'm sorry, what?

Hang on sloopy

 

[fantastic-kid33]

Really sorry to hear.

 

[Erzengel]

Ah I see, thats kind of like "suicide by cop".

Can anyone answer my question? When do women start becoming sane?

Never.

 

[jaguarr]

Your girlfriend dumped you?
Sounds kinky...
where did she dump on you, the chest?

Do they call that an Alcupulco Steamer where you come from?

jag

 

[Duende Verde]

Do they call that an Alcupulco Steamer where you come from?

jag

It's actually a Sonora Steamer, not to be confused with the Acapulco Roller.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Naw, I'm not cool enough for Dew.

Who is?

 

[jaguarr]

It's actually a Sonora Steamer, not to be confused with the Acapulco Roller.

I always get the two confused.

jag

 

[Mr. Credible]

You know I thought I was doing well dating a 24-year-old(I'm younger, going on 19)..

But apparently even in their mid 20s they're still immature, inconsiderate and fleighty.

How old do I have to go to find sanity? Over 30? I'm willing to do that, **** this drama bull****. I want a woman not a girl.

dude, you're lucky she stayed with you this long, if you're that much younger than her. how much could you guys have in common if you can't even go out to bars and hang out out at clubs and what not? even if you are more mature than her, she still looks at you as a kid.

girls over 21 rarely will date guys who are under.

 

[DOG LIPS]

dude, you're lucky she stayed with you this long, if you're that much younger than her. how much could you guys have in common if you can't even go out to bars and hang out out at clubs and what not? even if you are more mature than her, she still looks at you as a kid.

girls over 21 rarely will date guys who are under.

Wow, the text-equivalent to a kick in the nards. Nice.

 

[Joker]

We've been going out the past couple of months and I've never been so happy Then this morning she CALLS ME to tell me she doesn't want to date anymore, that she isn't in the right place in her life for a relationship. Shes 24 and out of college now..I really don't see it. It was basically the old "its not you, its me(but really, its you)" heave ho.. She also said she just doesn't like me "that way" and that we can't be any more than friends..ever. Gee, I feel like Adam Sandler in The Wedding Singer. You know, that information would have a lot more useful A FEW WEEKS AGO. As you all well know I'm very shy, I went through a big crush in H.S. and was harsly rejected and I had a difficult time getting over it. Am I overlysensitive? Perhaps, but 'tis the way I am. It was really hard for me to muster up the balls to be this open with this girl and pursue her, and for her to respond in kind and then a few weeks later be like "oh I didn't really feel that way" is ****ing cruel. What a psycho. I had to vent and well I don't have friends to go to and I don't think my family would understand.

you should go to her house, knock her out, tie her up, wait till she wakes up, then rape her for like, 3 days, while starving and beating her as well...then when you're done, let her go and say "now you have a reason to not be in a relationship, b**ch...and if I ever see you with anyone ever again, I'll be back." Then you leave the country, disappear, and are never heard from again...she'll be left a shell of a person, and you'll be living the easy life in some third world country where the $10 you had in your pocket when you arrived lets you live like a king till the end of your days

 

[jaguarr]

you should go to her house, knock her out, tie her up, wait till she wakes up, then rape her for like, 3 days, while starving and beating her as well...then when you're done, let her go and say "now you have a reason to not be in a relationship, b**ch...and if I ever see you with anyone ever again, I'll be back." Then you leave the country, disappear, and are never heard from again...she'll be left a shell of a person, and you'll be living the easy life in some third world country where the $10 you had in your pocket when you arrived lets you live like a king till the end of your days

You're just trying to get him to stop posting here, aren't you?

jag

 

[JLBats]

you should go to her house, knock her out, tie her up, wait till she wakes up, then rape her for like, 3 days, while starving and beating her as well...then when you're done, let her go and say "now you have a reason to not be in a relationship, b**ch...and if I ever see you with anyone ever again, I'll be back." Then you leave the country, disappear, and are never heard from again...she'll be left a shell of a person, and you'll be living the easy life in some third world country where the $10 you had in your pocket when you arrived lets you live like a king till the end of your days

Instant castration's gonna get choo.

 

[Joker]

You're just trying to get him to stop posting here, aren't you?

jag

maybe...but it's all out of kindness, and wanting to see his self esteem raised, even by vicious, brutal behavior...he would never post on a message board whining about being dumped after heading down the path I suggest though, believe you me

 

[Joker]

Instant castration's gonna get choo.

pfft, you're just some whiney liberal who's all like "rape is wrong! and so is making someone live in constant fear of their, and their loved ones, lives!" you know, if the founding fathers had thought like you, this country wouldnt be around today