My last girlfriend stalked me after I broke up with her.
I broke up with her through text, but she didn't consider that "breaking up" so she shows up to my house the next day like the ****'s all sweet. She said it didn't count because I didn't tell her we were broken up to her face. I then proceded to tell her to her face. ***** starts cryin' and just sits there on my couch doing so for a good 20 minutes while I try to get her to leave.
"This isn't goodbye. I know it" she says before she drives off.
I go upstairs, breathe a sigh of relief, then get a text message from her asking me to come back down not even 5 minutes later. She runs out of her car and hugs me, asks me to kiss her one more time. I refuse, tell her to leave, and as nicely as I possibly can tell her not to contact me.
A week or 2 goes by. I meet a new girl and take her out to the movies. I didn't realize it when I was leaving, but I had held the door open for a friend of my ex. She squealed to my ex that she saw me at a movie holding some girl's and the next day the former girlfriend has my phone ringing off the hook. Calls, voicemails, texts. I got it all, but I ignored them.
Later that night I get back from a 2nd date with the same girl and as soon as I get home I get a call from her saying that she was parked across the street all night waiting for me to come home. She wanted to talk, I told her no. At this point I went off on her, told her never to call me again or to even think about even driving through my neighborhood. Haven't seen her since, but she did try contacting me again...to invite me to a Marooe 5 concert.
As if I didn't hate her already.