World My journey to becoming Spiderman!

[pllagunos]

Oh imagine you are Swinging and someone fire you on the arms you will fall and provably die :/

 

[jonathancrane]

Even in the trillionth of a chance you crack the formula for webbing, you realize the police will hunt you down? Even if you decline fighting crime, property owners will not be happy with having webbing on their buildings. They would have to pay to hire someone to clean it up. Atop of that, trespassing on buildings, even the rooftops, is not smiled upon..

 

[Spuzz]

Can't wait to read this guy's obituary. Should be a hilarious read.

But the joke about becoming his Shocker raises an awesome idea. How much would it cost/what would be necessary to become each Spider villain in theory? Haha. Let's make a Sinister Six and ambush this guy in Atlanta.

 

[CharlesConceptz]

Wow. No help at all.

 

[jonathancrane]

I call dibs on Mysterio!

 

[pllagunos]

Okay but do that the web evaporate because the persons will be angry

 

[pr0xyt0xin]

I call dibs on Mysterio!

thatd be dope. how will you do it? we should team up some day. well on our way to a sinister six.

Wow. No help at all.

whats spiderman without his super villains?

 

[jonathancrane]

I have plenty of experience working on set crews on theatrical production and devoted an entire summer to studying special effects.

Yes, I shall fon the fishbowl happily. We need four more members, haha.

 

[pr0xyt0xin]

You should get a trident.

 

[jonathancrane]

Yes!!!

 

[CharlesConceptz]

Really, Ok. Fine. Let's start a real spiderman story!

 

[C. Lee]

This will not end well.

 

[pllagunos]

Okay please visit this forum http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=390875 I think this formula will function I have materials for do the webshooter and I know were to find gecko tape (for the gloves) and I thInk that i could be like a spiderboy

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

This will not end well.

All in good fun, right?

 

[CharlesConceptz]

Thanks pllagunos! Your the only one trying to help. And where can you find gecko tape?

 

[MarvelFan1]

I'm with you too Charles(can I call you Charles?). Any way come on guys, show just a little bit of support for the guy. He has experience in fighting and maneuvering through an environment. He has a good formula in the works. So show some support for him.

 

[pr0xyt0xin]

you know, you could tie P.E. ropes in strategic locations around the city. Maybe even bleach them white for a more spider-man feel. That way you know they are secure before hand and dont have to trust your amateur webbing.

speaking of villains, i'd say three of the more popular ones that can be imitated in reality are Rhino, Kraven and Chameleon. Who will answer this call to arms?

My condolences to the poor sap who attempts The Vulture. :/

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Wow. You guys are no help at all. I KNOW Parkour! My formula is theorized. Im not going to go out and hope to god It will work. No! There will be numerous expirements and more. And Charles isn't my real name. Why would I give my secret identity on the internet??

Charles, why don't you become a police officer? Or why don't you just join charities, help old people and what have you instead of dressing up as Spider-Man?

Also, I think people might be more impressed if you post a video demonstrating your parkour/karate(you can wear a mask to hide your face).

Also, what age are you?

 

[C. Lee]

Charles, why don't you become a police officer?

That takes discipline, training, following the laws of the land....

Or why don't you just join charities,

You can't impress the bros doing that.....

help old people and what have you

He never said anything about helping people...he wants to wear a costume and run around on rooftops....

instead of dressing up as Spider-Man?

Anyone can run around on rooftops (check youtube) but only real men wear superhero costumes as they do it.....

Also, I think people might be more impressed if you post a video demonstrating your parkour/karate(you can wear a mask to hide your face).

Not really.....

Also, what age are you?

What age do you want him to be...he's already a master of parkour, karate, engeneering, physics.....with all of those qualifications he's got to be at least 16........

 

[Anita18]

I think anyone who thinks that since they know karate, it's fine to take on crooks packing heat, has missed the point completely about martial arts. Even in the very first class I took, it was emphasized by the black-belts, use it ONLY for self-defense as an absolute last resort. As in, there's definitely not enough time to call the police, you need to do something in the next 30 seconds to save your own life. DO NOT go out looking for trouble. You will get killed, because you don't know what skills and weapons your opponent(s) will have and are willing to use on you.

Don't even get me started on the whole web shooters thing, especially if you're looking for something strong enough to support a fully grown man. Geez.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

What age do you want him to be...he's already a master of parkour, karate, engeneering, physics.....with all of those qualifications he's got to be at least 16........

I know one thing he's not a master of....

Spoiler

sewing....Until he masters this, he can't be Spider-Man.

 

[Spuzz]

Drat! Mysterio's taken? Alright I call dibs on Kraven. I'll tie a bearskin rug round my shoulders and wear my Mom's leopard skin yoga pants. If I don't get arrested for burying this wannabe Spidey alive, I'll at least get arrested for public indecency. The leopard skin yoga pants really accentuate "the package".

 

[pr0xyt0xin]

Drat! Mysterio's taken? Alright I call dibs on Kraven. I'll tie a bearskin rug round my shoulders and wear my Mom's leopard skin yoga pants. If I don't get arrested for burying this wannabe Spidey alive, I'll at least get arrested for public indecency. The leopard skin yoga pants really accentuate "the package".

LOL read this on Marvel's site:

"By ingesting mystical potions Kraven was able to grant himself superhuman strength (capable of lifting approximately 2 tons under optimal conditions) and speed (able to sprint short distances up to 60 miles per hour)."

More on Marvel.com: http://marvel.com/universe/Kraven_(Sergei_Kravinoff)#ixzz22mHTqyve



and i could not help but think STEROIDS.

 

[MarvelFan1]

Can you guys be any less supportive, show some support. Nobody said it was IMPOSSIBLE to be a superhero like spiderman. It's not possible for spider sense, or super strength at will. What's POSSIBLE, is helping others in need, putting your life aside to help and be unselfish, instead of looking out for yourself. That's what a true hero does, so show some frigging respect for the guy! Only a real man would be brave enough to do something as big as this!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Can you guys be any less supportive, show some support. Nobody said it was IMPOSSIBLE to be a superhero like spiderman. It's not possible for spider sense, or super strength at will. What's POSSIBLE, is helping others in need, putting your life aside to help and be unselfish, instead of looking out for yourself. That's what a true hero does, so show some frigging respect for the guy! Only a real man would be brave enough to do something as big as this!

I'm all for helping others in need, but there's not need to be an attention seeking kid, with no common sense.

You can help people without dressing up as a fictional character.