My nephew physically assaulted me.

[Equint77]

the humor here is starting to wear thin

it only took 300 posts.

 

[War Lord]

Kick his ass, slap him around lol

I would have if it wasn't for Canadian law.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Total humiliation is definately worth making your effing post count higher

In Jontyland it is..

 

[ampersand]

No, I had already spoken to the cops already and let them know fully what I wanted. However, since I'm not the homeowner, I didn't have the power to actually lay charges.

So if I go in someones house and kick the ass of one of the residents, the homeowner is the only one who can lay charges?

 

[Equint77]

I had spoken to the cops before my mom spoke to them.

you know jont.. I won't rag on you.... I hope this situation is taken care of.

the rest of you.... carry on.

 

[War Lord]

Hit. the. ****er. back.

If you were the only people in the house, no one is calling the cops since everyone in the house (you and your nephew) are too busy fighting to pick up the phone.

It's not that hard to grasp

My parents were also in the house and if I had started swinging, my mom would have called the cops and laid charges against me.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I want to punch Jonty in the vag.

Well go ahead, I'm sure he has one..

 

[ampersand]

I want to punch Jonty in the vag.

ditto

 

[Daisy]

Other than the fact that Canadian law is bizzare... the person assaulted doesn't have the right to press charges, and can be over-ridden by the homeowner? What if the homeowner was the one doing the assaulting... for example, a man beats his wife and he's the homeowner (her name isn't not the deed or mortgage)? It's an assault against a person not the home.

Anyway... aside from the bewildering nature of Canadian law... I really am speechless.

 

[War Lord]

You should have held him. Until his hits became softer and softer til you tumbled holding each other as you cried.

He outweighs me by about 70 pounds, so there would have been no tumbling.

How much softer can one hit than wet spaghetti?

 

[ampersand]

My parents were also in the house and if I had started swinging, my mom would have called the cops and laid charges against me.

So if you hit him mommy calls the cops but he hits you and she doesn't? Must suck to know that no one, not even your own mother, likes you.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

parents were also in the house and if I had started swinging, my mom would have called the cops and laid charges against me.

So the disloyal peice of **** disease runs throughout your entire family, huh?

 

[War Lord]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! WAAAAH WAAAAAAAAH!

Shut up, crybaby.

Who's crying?

I'm just complaining.

 

[Lackey]

Why the hell didn't you just kick his ass then, and tell him "look, you can call the cops if you want to, but know you're the one who hit me first and you're gonna go down with me if you do". I bet considering you'd just kicked his ass anyway, he wouldn't call the cops on you thusly you wouldn't have to worry about the buisness thing.

But either you're too much of a ***** or a dumbass to figure out you could have done that.

Well, according to Jonty, his mom would've had to lay charges on him even if his nephew did call the cops. His mom wouldn't lay charges on her own son for a fist fight, so his whole argument of not wanting to risk a criminal record is thrown out the window.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Other than the fact that Canadian law is bizzare... the person assaulted doesn't have the right to press charges, and can be over-ridden by the homeowner? What if the homeowner was the one doing the assaulting... for example, a man beats his wife and he's the homeowner (her name isn't not the deed or mortgage)? It's an assault against a person not the home.

Anyway... aside from the bewildering nature of Canadian law... I really am speechless.

Where are you from?


Not a stalker... not a stalker...

 

[Daisy]

I would have if it wasn't for Canadian law.

So what you're saying is that if you'd hit back, your mom would have pressed charges against you, but not your nephew?

 

[War Lord]

I was talking about alternatives to calling the police. You didn't call the police to stop him from hitting you... you called the police after he had already stopped. The police did nothing. Since they did nothing, then obviously it was the wrong decision to get them involved.

Again, you didn't suggest any alternatives.

 

[War Lord]

This thread is gonna haunt him, like anytime he tries to argue or debate something with someone all someone has to do is pull up the link to this. No explination or anything just the link.

Not really. This thread is going to put me over 24,000 if I respond to everything.

 

[Daisy]

Where are you from?


Not a stalker... not a stalker...

Canada-South otherwise known as... Minnesota.

 

[War Lord]

She's the homeowner. Not you, the freeloader

And you're point?

 

[ampersand]

Not really. This thread is going to put me over 24,000 if I respond to everything.

I wish I could be cool enough to have 24,000 posts!

 

[Daisy]

And you're point?

For Calvin

*your

 

[Erzengel]

What kind of backwards Canadian law is that?

 

[War Lord]

Mommy won't buy a lock for your door? Well, then, that makes sense; calling the cops really was the only reasonable course of action.

I have a lock, but who's expecting to get attacked unexpectedly in their own home by somebody who lives here?

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Not really. This thread is going to put me over 24,000 if I respond to everything.

How does that help your manhood? LoL " Hey I can get my ass kick so I can post about it 24/7 and increase my post count and eliminate any doubts of me having no life and self esteem" LOL!

Jonty Lost!