My nephew physically assaulted me.

[Holly Goodhead]

I never said that I felt threatened by him and I don't, but it's the principle of the thing, not the feelings that count here.

I made history. The first thread of mine that will likely reach 20 pages, if it's not closed first.

I really wanted to share the fact that he doesn't have any real punching power.

Imagine, five hits on the face in the same spot and no damage, whatsoever. I'm not even sore.

If you're talking to me, I believe that nobody should risk being assaulted, even if that person assaulting you is hardly capable of hurting you.

Today, his fists, next it could be a baseball bat or a knife.

Bottomline, youre a little *****, and if I lived with you i'd probably want to kill you as well. He's smart for not leaving any marks.

 

[Golden-Age Hero]

Bottomline, youre a little *****, and if I lived with you i'd probably want to kill you as well. He's smart for not leaving any marks.

Absolutely. Grow some.

 

[War Lord]

you know it's true. you're not doing so hot right now, are ya?

I'm not copping, I'm not going to waste time in this thread talking about Iraq for the umpteenth time.

If you want to talk about Iraq, start an Iraq thread and I'll be there.

 

[jaguarr]

You're all glid.

What the hell is "glid"?

jag

 

[Matt]

I never said that I felt threatened by him and I don't, but it's the principle of the thing, not the feelings that count here.

I made history. The first thread of mine that will likely reach 20 pages, if it's not closed first.

But this isn't the good kind of 20 page thread! This in't a "Hey everybody! Lets make fun of Bakerboy" thread or a "I Kid You Not Guy" thread. This is a "Hey everybody! Jonty sucks and got beat up by a kid! Lets make fun of him!" thread.

 

[War Lord]

Bottomline, youre a little *****, and if I lived with you i'd probably want to kill you as well. He's smart for not leaving any marks.

Bottom line, he assaulted me and got away with it.

 

[War Lord]

But this isn't the good kind of 20 page thread! This in't a "Hey everybody! Lets make fun of Bakerboy" thread or a "I Kid You Not Guy" thread. This is a "Hey everybody! Jonty sucks and got beat up by a kid! Lets make fun of him!" thread.

A successful thread is a successful thread, regardless of the subject matter.

 

[The Overlord]

Not from where I'm standing. Are you going to tell some woman that was hit by her husband that a punch, though nothing was broken, is a small thing?

Are you trying to sound like a sissy? Your not a battered wife, be a man.

 

[ampersand]

A successful thread is a successful thread, regardless of the subject matter.

I pity you. I really do.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Bottom line, he assaulted me and got away with it.

Bottom line, you deserved it. haha

 

[DOG LIPS]

What the hell is "glid"?

jag

Like Tom Cruise's "glib" ...I'm trying to start my own words.

 

[War Lord]

Bottom line, you deserved it. haha

Nobody deserves to be assaulted.

 

[War Lord]

I pity you. I really do.

And your point?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Nobody deserves to be assaulted.

You do.

 

[Addendum]

Bottom line, he assaulted me and got away with it.

It's only assault if the police arrested him for it. They did not. Therefore it's not assault.

 

[Golden-Age Hero]

Nobody deserves to be assaulted.

You're a walking contradiction.

 

[War Lord]

Are you trying to sound like a sissy? Your not a battered wife, be a man.

And a man would tolerate being assaulted?

 

[Tsunulia]

Nobody deserves to be assaulted.

out of curiosity, are you a pacifist

 

[Matt]

I'm not copping, I'm not going to waste time in this thread talking about Iraq for the umpteenth time.

If you want to talk about Iraq, start an Iraq thread and I'll be there.

You are copping out. It's a valid point that the logic you use on the Hype almost daily disagrees with your personal logic. That is hypocrisy and you are copping out to avoid admitting you were a *****.

 

[Addendum]

A man wouldn't call the cops because hit fatty nephew is punching like a girl.

 

[StrainedEyes]

The funny thing is, you complain that if you did something, you would be put in jail and ruin your future.

Yet, he did something to you, you called the police (Which he probably wouldnt have done had you reacted) and he got away scott free

 

[War Lord]

It's only assault if the police arrested him for it. They did not. Therefore it's not assault.

from dictionary,com

A violent physical or verbal attack.

Since it was a violent attack, it was an assault, charges or not.

 

[War Lord]

You are copping out. It's a valid point that the logic you use on the Hype almost daily disagrees with your personal logic. That is hypocrisy and you are copping out to avoid admitting you were a *****.

Sorry, I disagree.

 

[Addendum]

"wet spaghetti punches" aren't violent.

 

[Golden-Age Hero]

And a man would tolerate being assaulted?

You weren't hurt. He's a kid. You're a pansy. Why not be a man and hit him back? Might not be the best answer, but it sure beats whining about it on a Superhero forum.