My Parents Are Crazy!

[C-$]

My dad actually punished me for not calling some girl named, Whitney. He took away my ps2, computer, and my t.v! Can you believe that?!

 

[JLBats]

Dude, why wouldn't you call her?!

 

[Tsunulia]

What? I thought you could have one phone call

 

[Gamma Ray]

My dad actually punished me for not calling some girl named, Whitney.

Why the comma after the word 'named'?

 

[C-$]

Dude, why wouldn't you call her?!

Everyday my dad asks me" Did you call,Whitney?". It drives me crazy! I don't mind calling her, but I don't like the fact that he makes me call her when I don't want to talk to her. Sometimes he threatens to take things that are very valuable to me, unless I call her.

 

[JLBats]

Why the comma after the word 'named'?

Oh no, he didn't mean the GIRL was named Whitney. He meant WE were metaphorically Whitney.

 

[Tsunulia]

Everyday my dad asks me" Did you call,Whitney?". It drives me crazy! I don't mind caller her, but I don't like the fact that he makes me call her when I don't want to talk to her. Sometimes he threatens to take things that are very valuable to me, unless I call her.

ummmmmmmm Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy?

 

[C-$]

Why the comma after the word 'named'?

I have no clue. I guess I was typing so fast I didn't realize what I was doing.

 

[AnimeJune]

My dad actually punished me for not calling some girl named, Whitney. He took away my ps2, computer, and my t.v! Can you believe that?!

"Tha's cause when Bobby Brown tells you to call yo' mama, you call yo' damn mama, fool!"

 

[Joker]

he probably thinks you're gay...you're not like, emo are you? cause that's often confused with being gay, because you know, it is pretty f**kin gay

 

[JLBats]

Everyday my dad asks me" Did you call,Whitney?". It drives me crazy! I don't mind calling her, but I don't like the fact that he makes me call her when I don't want to talk to her. Sometimes he threatens to take things that are very valuable to me, unless I call her.

Wait, wait... is YOUR name Whitney?

Who the hell is she and why does your dad want you to call her?

 

[Gamma Ray]

I have no clue. I guess I was typing so fast I didn't realize what I was doing.

Yeah. That, happens to me, too.

 

[C-$]

ummmmmmmm Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy?

He says becuase she's a nice girl who's very interested in you and I don't have a problem calling the girl who lives down the street. I haven't called that girl in two years and she's hot! He even had to nerve to say, "Is Whitney to black for you"?. Which makes no sense becuase she dosen't even talk black!

 

[JLBats]

He says becuase she's a nice girl who's very interested in you and I don't have a problem calling the girl who lives down the street. I haven't called that girl in two years and she's hot! He even had to nerve to say, "Is Whitney to black for you"?. Which makes no sense becuase she dosen't even talk black!

...Your dad's one of those fundamentalists, isn't he?

 

[PrinceAlbert]

Why the comma after the word 'named'?

emphasis.

read some books, kid. or go back to class

 

[C-$]

Wait, wait... is YOUR name Whitney?

Who the hell is she and why does your dad want you to call her?

He says becuase she's a nice girl who's very interested in you and I don't have a problem calling the girl who lives down the street. I haven't called that girl in two years and she's hot! He even had to nerve to say, "Is Whitney to black for you"?. Which makes no sense becuase she dosen't even talk black!

 

[Joker]

He says becuase she's a nice girl who's very interested in you and I don't have a problem calling the girl who lives down the street. I haven't called that girl in two years and she's hot! He even had to nerve to say, "Is Whitney to black for you"?. Which makes no sense becuase she dosen't even talk black!

wait...is she black? are you black? you really need to give us a detailed report on this instead of just assuming that we already know the details and nuancis of your life

 

[Erzengel]

My dad actually punished me for not calling some girl named, Whitney. He took away my ps2, computer, and my t.v! Can you believe that?!

He just wishes you spent more time on girls and less time playing with yourself.

 

[Calvin]

she dosen't even talk black!

Um, right.

 

[TwoMinutesHate]

he probably thinks you're gay...you're not like, emo are you? cause that's often confused with being gay, because you know, it is pretty f**kin gay

Ha! My thoughts exactly.

But ya dude, Joker is probably right.

 

[rodhulk]

Then call her. Maybe he's trying to fix you up with her and it's fustrating for him that you're not. He's desperate, so out comes the whip.

CALL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[C-$]

he probably thinks you're gay...you're not like, emo are you? cause that's often confused with being gay, because you know, it is pretty f**kin gay

He says becuase I'm eighteen years old and I need to know how to communicate with women(I think my mom said that actually). But I've had a couple of girlfriends before so it's not like I'm bad with women.

 

[AnimeJune]

wait...is she black? are you black? you really need to give us a detailed report on this instead of just assuming that we already know the details and nuancis of your life

"Here's the dealyo, ya dig? I called up Bobby Brown Jr to give his mama Whitney a call, and the punk wouldn't call his damn mama on his damn phone! So I done pop a cap in his ass, cause discipline, yeah, that's my perogative."

 

[JLBats]

He says becuase I'm eighteen years old and I need to know how to communicate with women(I think my mom said that actually). But I've had a couple of girlfriends before so it's not like I'm bad with women.

...pffft... lol....

 

[C-$]

wait...is she black? are you black? you really need to give us a detailed report on this instead of just assuming that we already know the details and nuancis of your life

I'm black and she's black.