oh, Its real
This one time, there was a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout and she was so adorable, with the little pig tails and all. She says to me, "How would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things, Raisin oatmeal. And I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says, "
Uh I need about tree-fitty." Well, it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.......The Loch Ness Monster. I said, "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no tree-fitty!" It said, "how about just two-fitty?" I said, "Oh, now it's only two-fitty!! and I said, What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!"