Names you can't name your kids

[Monsieur Xavier]

This is a good law and maybe the US should take example, that would save so many kids from shameful names.

 

[Thundercrack85]

Mormons and black people would kill that law in a heartbeat.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

^^
Careful, that is not politically correct.

 

[Thundercrack85]

Hey, they make fun of my name all the time. What's that saying people in glass houses?

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

If your real name is Thundercracker I could understand them, no offense

 

[Piper Maru]

Never name your kid SentinelMind, and don't let them get tattoos either!

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

yeah, it is Sentinel Prime not Mind

 

[Breogan]

- http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=5

 

[Pink Ranger]

Poor Adolph Sax. Just because of Hitler, now nobody can name their kids after him.

Ext. musicians' heaven. Adolph Sax and Johnny Cash sitting on a cloud looking down at the Earth.

SAX: I mean, there are seriously no more Adolph's left on Earth anymore? That's so unfair!

CASH: I feel yah, brother, but come on, that other Adolf did some really bad stuff. Ruined it for you, man, sorry.

SAX: But why does nobody remember this Adolph? I invented one of the most widely used instruments in jazz music!

CASH: I don't know what to tell you.

SAX: It was my innovation that made Kenny G possible!

CASH: Yeaaahhh ... I'd probably keep that to myself.

 

[NickNitro]

Do you understand how pissed every couple in Hollywood is going to be if America comes out with a list of names they can't use?

The names some of them give their kids.....its borderline criminal.

 

[SuperFerret]

Weird that NZ banned "Royal" and "Royale." Those are actual names.

 

[Manic]

Anal? Mafia No Fear? It looks to me like the NZ government is preventing child abuse.

 

[Steyin]

I don't really like many names that go with my last name (all the good ones are taken in my family I feel), so when I have a son I might name him "Optimus Stein".

 

[Pink Ranger]

I don't really like many names that go with my last name (all the good ones are taken in my family I feel), so when I have a son I might name him "Optimus Stein".

That's actually accurate. t:

 

[NickNitro]

As long as I can still name my kid Pepperoni Fettucini Ravioli in the states...I dont care

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

^^
But your family name must be Al Dente.

 

[Pink Ranger]

^^
Or Alfredo.

 

[Piper Maru]

Don't name them Sean Penne!

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

Well, to be fair, that mustache wasn't very stylish anyway. So he kind of did everyone a favor with ruining that particular look.

tell that to J. Jonah Jameson or Groucho Marx...

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

^^
Or Alfredo.

Explain please.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

tell that to J. Jonah Jameson or Groucho Marx...

They didn't sport an Adolf mustache.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

They didn't sport an Adolf mustache.

I went back and checked out some old dvd's of Groucho, and I'll give ya that, HIS 'stache ISN'T a Hitler one, but the hell if JJ's isn't... that's a Hitler 'stache if I've EVER seen one...

depending on the artist drawing him, I guess...

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

^^
I googled JJ Jameson mustache and you are right, in the old comics he had an Hit'stach.

 

[Manic]

Charlie Chaplin rocked that mustache first. Hitler pretty much ruined it for his fans.

 

[Breogan]

tell that to J. Jonah Jameson or Groucho Marx...

They didn't sport an Adolf mustache.

I went back and checked out some old dvd's of Groucho, and I'll give ya that, HIS 'stache ISN'T a Hitler one, but the hell if JJ's isn't... that's a Hitler 'stache if I've EVER seen one...

Jameson and Chaplin maybe.