Names you can't name your kids

[SpideyFan866]

Troy. That's just asking for your kid to grow up into a *****e.

But he's Talhah....

 

[Enriquespy]

"Atala Baca Baños"

Literally: Tie the cow Bathroom.

If your kid last names are gonna be "cow bathroom". Why on earth would you call her "tiethe"

 

[Lantern Venom]

I don't think I've ever heard of anyone naming their kid Topher. Even Topher Grace's name is just short for Christopher.

Hmmm, I didn't know that. I thought "Topher" was short for "Goofy twig man who made Venom suck". I guess you learn something new every day.

 

[Sawyer]

Hmmm, I didn't know that. I thought "Topher" was short for "Goofy twig man who made Venom suck". I guess you learn something new every day.

Of course it was him. Not Raimi. Not one bit.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Of course it was him. Not Raimi. Not one bit.

Plenty of blame to go around. It's a good thing my last name isn't Raimi. I'd be tempted to name my kids Jamie and Amy.

 

[Howlett]

Of course it was him. Not Raimi. Not one bit.

Considering Raimi wanted nothing to do with the Venom character and the producers made him squeeze the character in, I wouldn't put the blame Raimi.

It also wasn't Topher's fault either, since they gave him little to nothing to work with since Raimi was so blah about being forced to include the character.

 

[chaseter]

"Atala Baca Baños"

Literally: Tie the cow Bathroom.

If your kid last names are gonna be "cow bathroom". Why on earth would you call her "tiethe"

Are you just using a Spanish word scrambler?

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Tulula Does The Hula from Hawaii...oh wait, someone did name their kid that...

 

[SuperFerret]

Topher Grace made Venom suck? But Topher didn't play the character until Spider-Man 3. What about all those years of suck before the movie?

 

[jonathancrane]

-Ben (another sex offender from school.)
-Ross (bigot).
-Chad (d-bag.)

 

[Sawyer]

So you're basically just naming guys you personally dislike...

 

[Enriquespy]

Are you just using a Spanish word scrambler?

No, her name is "Atala Baca Baños"

It literally means "Tiethe Cow Bathroom"

She is a doctor.

 

[Sloth7d]

Guess this means I can't name my kid Piscine Molitor.

 

[regwec]

I'm sure it doesn't need to be said, but "Dick" is a pretty hard sell these days. Kind of a shame.

 

[The Question]

Idiot

Smelly Butt

Poop

 

[zeroapoc]

I think it's cruel to name a boy Tyler.

 

[NickNitro]

Everyone reading this thread needs to watch this link

Matt Braunger - Soak Up The Night - The Two Funniest Names in Portland

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-...er-s-new-york-stand-up-show-prank-phone-calls

Honestly the funniest name I've ever heard. Every time I say it in my head, I crack up.

 

[jonathancrane]

Moon Unit (@Sawyner: no hate, here.)

 

[Thundercrack85]

I'm curious, has anyone on here actually met a person named John Smith?

Apparently it's the most common name in the English speaking world (and the most common on facebook), yet I have never met anyone named that. Closest would be a James Smith.

 

[regwec]

Yes, I know a lawyer with that name. I think that it my now be avoided precisely because it is so 'utilitarian' in feel.

 

[moviedoors]

Michael/Mike
John
Ryan

We don't need anymore of those.

 

[NickNitro]

Eggley Bagelface

 

[Pink Ranger]

I'm curious, has anyone on here actually met a person named John Smith?

Apparently it's the most common name in the English speaking world (and the most common on facebook), yet I have never met anyone named that. Closest would be a James Smith.

With a name like John Smith, what name would you use at a brothel then? Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo?

 

[Manic]

With the made up (yet remarkably similar) names people come up with today, you're more likely to run into a Jayden or Kayden than a John.

 

[regwec]

True. A tasteless person could call their children Jayden, Kayden and Hayden.