DarknessOfDeath
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I named my trouser snake the "big dragon". It's big and shoots out fire.
*chuckles* riiiight...
I named my trouser snake the "big dragon". It's big and shoots out fire.
Can i say 'the one eyed milkman'?
dats dirty t:
I got a visual
Do a lot of guys call it a 'trouser snake'? Because in that case I'm disappointed in a lot of guys.
I named my testes. James Westfall" and "Dr. Kenneth Noisewater".
You think thats too wrong for the hype?
I prefer "wang".
Though, I have refereed to my wang in silly ways.
****
Don't I know it! :heart:
:heart: You've always loved my second leg.
I guess this thread proves how few females post here.
mmm **** ahoy
This thread makes me laugh.
Austin Powers 2 FTW
Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Radar Operator: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...
Teacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or...
Friendly Dad: Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?
Friendly Son: Dad, what's that?
Friendly Dad: I don't know, son, but it has great big...
Peanut Vendor: Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...
Peanut Vendor: Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's...
Circus Barker: ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
Cyclops: RARRR.
Cyclops: Hey, what's that? It looks like a...
Fan: Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?
Woody: Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
Fan: It's so huge.
Woody: No, I've seen bigger. That's...
Dr. Evil: Just a little prick.
Never named them, but I have referred to them as my, "Superpowers."
Do a lot of guys call it a 'trouser snake'? Because in that case I'm disappointed in a lot of guys.