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[spideyboy_1111]

death is always a choice

nope, not in this situation... i made you imortal

 

[Dr.Doom]

so im immortal yet i still get stuck in this situation?

 

[spideyboy_1111]

imortality doesnt give you any special privelages except living forever...

 

[Dr.Doom]

So I somehow get forced into sex?

 

[spideyboy_1111]

ITS THE DARN SITUATION... Imortality doesnt mean you cant be forced into anything...

 

[Roughneck]

I'd prolly choose the Uglier guy cause he would be more gratefull...and he prolly gets less sex and it would be over sooner.

If I was forced into sex and I was the pitcher, I would take the better looking guy cause his skin is prolly smoother and therefore more feminine.


I bet Doom would take an anal ounding for 1 million dollars....I know I would for less than that.

 

[Dr.Doom]

I'm sorry I just dont see how this situation could come about.

 

[Roughneck]

You're Immortal...but your wife and children arentm but the 10 huge guys holdin you down and holding your enite family hostage are also immortal.....your pants are down and you can't move, all that you get to do is Choose the guy who's gonna give it to you.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

ok fine.. some magical being said he would give you all the power in the world... turn you into the real Doom and make you sorcerer surpreme.. where you could create the real fantastic 4 to destroy.. and you were givin your own latveria... your own real doom armor and cloak... and the power to do everything you could wish.. but you had to pick a guy who would wanna catch while you pitch... you would pick the better looking guy

 

[Roughneck]

Oh Man Doom's even giving in that scenario

 

[spideyboy_1111]

i'd do a girl if it would grant me the power to turn into spider-man

 

[Dr.Doom]

ok fine.. some magical being said he would give you all the power in the world... turn you into the real Doom and make you sorcerer surpreme.. where you could create the real fantastic 4 to destroy.. and you were givin your own latveria... your own real doom armor and cloak... and the power to do everything you could wish.. but you had to pick a guy who would wanna catch while you pitch... you would pick the better looking guy

ok ok, id pick rough

 

[Dr.Doom]

but only if afterward he said "Oh what a lovely tea party"

 

[Roughneck]

Dammit

 

[Roughneck]

Who's your Favorite New Kid?

 

[spideyboy_1111]

hey rough, you got a big compliment.. if doom had to have sex to get the worlds ultimate power he'd pick you out of any guy on earth

 

[Roughneck]

Well....I hope I get some Power too....and not just the power of a sore ass.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Who's your Favorite New Kid?

none

 

[Dr.Doom]

Well....I hope I get some Power too....and not just the power of a sore ass.

You can be my lead concubine

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Well....I hope I get some Power too....and not just the power of a sore ass.

didnt hurt my first time... believe it or not... i was kinda shocked, hurt my 3rd time though

 

[spideyboy_1111]

You can be my lead concubine

i just pictured rough in green and silver jabba's slave leia garb... with gold shoulder thingies and a green cape... wierd

 

[Roughneck]

Okay...well Doom can to me twice, but no more.......

NOTE: DOOM CAN NEVER ACTAULLY DO ME

 

[Roughneck]

i just pictured rough in green and silver jabba's slave leia garb... with gold shoulder thingies and a green cape... wierd

Just don't think of that image when you ae lonely tonight.....Say that reminds me.....if you share a room with a guy, what happens when you wanna jerk off....or bring a guy home and do him?

 

[Dr.Doom]

didnt hurt my first time... believe it or not... i was kinda shocked, hurt my 3rd time though

pleae dont say **** like this.

 

[Roughneck]

No one refuses the Phantom.