Official JLA discussion thread - Part 3

[CConn]

I thought he retired it.

Aquaman's Rape Abandoned Houseboat.

Over 1 million served.

 

[Hush]

I think the best thing about this Relaunch is the awesome Aquaman images we have recieved.

 

[Mystirious]

Think he's dragging them back to his rape shack?

I believe you mean his Aqua-rape shack

I'm glad he started calling it a rape shack. Rape abandoned houseboat was a mouthful.

It just didn't have the same ring to it

 

[CConn]

Less than 24 hours until another wholly forgettable issue of JL drops. I'm excited!!

 

[RockSP]

Aqua-rape shack, baby aqua-rape shack/That's where it's at

 

[CConn]

I believe you mean his Aqua-rape shack

Wouldn't that just be an Alaskan Pipeline but with water instead?

 

[Compi716]

Less than 24 hours until another wholly forgettable issue of JL drops. I'm excited!!

This time with more Cyborg being shoved down our throats action.

 

[Mystirious]

You WILL like him

Less than 24 hours until another wholly forgettable issue of JL drops. I'm excited!!

In the next thrilling issue

Thrill! as bland and uninteresting characters stand around and be passive aggressive dbags!

Gasp! as the league sort of does something maybe!

Wonder! Why you didn't buy a better comic book instead of this one, like Batwoman or Demon Knights

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Think he's dragging them back to his rape shack?

''Tonight...you''

 

[Mystirious]

Superman's going to get taffyed with his trident

 

[hippie_hunter]

This time with more Cyborg being shoved down our throats action.

The really sad part is that for a long time, I used to think that Cyborg was the only non-Satelite Era DC character that was worthy of joining the Justice League pantheon. But then when DC has given him the opportunity they have him joining but shafting other characters in the process: Martian Manhunter in the comics and my favorite Aquaman in Justice League: Doom.

Wonder! Why you didn't buy a better comic book instead of this one, like Batwoman or Demon Knights

I buy Justice League, Batwoman, and Demon Knights so there

 

[Mystirious]

I won't judge you for buying Justice League hippie hunter

Your love of Batwoman and Demon Knights proves your good taste

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I bet Superman and Batman's first words upon waking up will be, "Aquaman! Finally realized what a terrible idea those mutton chops were, huh?"

 

[HighFivingMF]

"They are now inside of both of you."

 

[CConn]

Okay, okay, okay. Guys. How many full page spreads do you think Jim Lee will draw for no reason and decompress the story horrible. 4? 5? If its any less than 4, I predict he'll supplement that with 10 pages with no more than 3 panels per page.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Dude, it's cinematic. People pay for pretty pictures spread across entire pages for no apparent reason. They're the comic equivalent of Baysplosions.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Yeah, you get what you pay for dude. If I want innovative layouts from an artist, I'll go buy a comic by Francis Manapul or J.H. Williams III.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Which is why I do that instead of buying Justice League.

 

[Mystirious]

This is the correct decision to make

 

[CConn]

Which is why I do that instead of buying Justice League.

No, that's not what you do.

Because you don't buy Flash.

 

[Hush]

No, that's not what you do.

Because you don't buy Flash.

You beat me too it. Corps a lying Bastard!

 

[hippie_hunter]

No, that's not what you do.

Because you don't buy Flash.

 

[CConn]

I feel as though we've successfully publicly humiliated Corp.

Now if only we could tear the red off his username and have some indigenous soccer playing children run off with it.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I buy Batwoman. F*** Flash. And nothing humiliates me.

 

[CConn]

I was just proud of my usage of the word "indigenous" in a sentence.