Official "Kevin Smith is a Moron" Thread

[Castlewood]

I have no interest in his appearances in other people's projects, so just because he messed up the thread starters candle-light in front of the TV hot oil rub down evening alone with John McClane on DVD doesn't really affect me.

A fan, no doubt.... useless, immature humor.

 

[Elijya]

ooo, your rolleyes smilie wounds me, Castlewood from Gotham City

Have you gotten your 300 page Batman novel you wrote in your free time published yet?
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=267410
I'm very interested in how you approached Batman with a sense of "realism" like Begins

 

[The Lizard]

Actually, this strip would lead me to believe the Penny Arcade guys aren't really fans.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/24

Maybe, but hating Jersey Girl was just too easy. The Penny Arcade guys were probably just upset that Randall or Brodie weren't in the movie. t:

 

[KenK]

I actually liked Jersey Girl. It definitely had its moments. The daughter catching Ben and Liv's characters in the shower was damn near priceless and you all know it!!

 

[Castlewood]

Wow Elijya. Continue. Since I haven't made this personal and you have.

Please. What else do you have about me? Since this is now about your witty rebuttals to showcase things that have nothing to do about the actual thread title?

You're a mod?

 

[Elijya]

Personal? Witty? All I did was ask about your novel.

 

[Elijya]

He just PMed a request that I ban him. seriously

 

[Kanon]

He just PMed a request that I ban him. seriously

Let me se if I understand: Castlewood sent you a PM asking to ban Castlewood?

Yeah, and Kevin Smith is a moron

t:

 

[Apollo]

He just PMed a request that I ban him. seriously

it makes me sad seeing people get banned

 

[Gilpesh]

He just PMed a request that I ban him. seriously

Wait, is that an attempt to make it look like you got petty and banned him?

 

[Figs]

Wait, is that an attempt to make it look like you got petty and banned him?

That or he is embarrassed about making this thread and needs to create a new username since 'Castlewood' is shamed forever.t:

Personally, I like Smith's older films but have to admit lately that those "Evening With.." films are shameless self promotion.

I would like to see him make a "normal" kind of film, regardless of what genre for once. Something that isn't part of the Viewaskew Universe.

 

[Apollo]

^ if thats the case Castlewood could have just asked for this thread to be deleted, then have his name changed. hehe

 

[Elijya]

Wait, is that an attempt to make it look like you got petty and banned him?

It is possible. But actually I believe he was bluffing and did not think I would actually do it, and I anticipate he will complain to the someone higher ranking. But there it is, in my inbox, a request clear as day to have his account terminated.

I really am somewhat curious about his book, though.

 

[Hunter Rider]

ZOMG! T3h Controversy!!11!!111111!!!!!

 

[Elijya]

That or he is embarrassed about making this thread and needs to create a new username since 'Castlewood' is shamed forever.t:

Hey, I didn't even mention the REALLY REALLY personal thread he started

I would like to see him make a "normal" kind of film, regardless of what genre for once. Something that isn't part of the Viewaskew Universe.

Jersey Girl was exactly that, and it was a pretty mediocre film. Neither of his next two films are in his shared universe, either.

 

[Dope Nose]

ooo, your rolleyes smilie wounds me, Castlewood from Gotham City

Have you gotten your 300 page Batman novel you wrote in your free time published yet?
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=267410
I'm very interested in how you approached Batman with a sense of "realism" like Begins

 

[Ghostvirus]

Yeah, here it is.

I can't stand Kevin Smith.

- He talks about comic books like he's an "industry insider", yet he hasn't made a comic book movie.

He has actually written comic books, so yeah is an industry insider.

- He's a terrible actor (Die Hard 4.0, and anything else).

He is isn't that bad, plus he admits he can't act.

- He's a HORRIBLE director. Who gives a crap about anything he's made?

I give a crap. I love his movies. Even Jersey Girl.

- He's immature, useless, not funny, not talented, and it's a real wonder why he's still in the business.

Listen to one of his podcasts, & tell this mu-f**ker isn't funny. The dude can make talking about pudding funny.

- He has opinions that are usually idiotic, like claiming that someone as prestigious as Tim Burton would steal something of his from a stupid comic strip. (Yes, he was joking, but the tubby won't let it go).

He won't let it go because people like the story. It is a funny ass story. But like he said about the Farrelly Bros. jokingly stealing his *** shot idea. Great minds think a like.

- He sticks his nose in everything that's cool and craps all over it. He appears on a Die Hard 4.0 documentary and acts as if he has something to do with the franchise, even though he spent literally 3 minutes in the fourth movie.

If I remember right Bruce Willis wanted him to have something to do with that.

- He's the Uwe Boll of Comedies.

& you sir are the sumofgod of posters.

- People seem to love him, and I strongly believe that they don't understand what talent is.
That is all.

I am going to pull out an old cliche of poster insults, because I think is qualifies here. i am guessing you are young. Like between 15, 19. If that is the case then I understand why you wouldn't like Smith. He isn't making movies for you. Clerks 2 wasn't about you. It was about peeps in there late 20's, & 30's. His movies are directed towards people born in the late 60's, & 70's.

If you were born in that time frame, then I can't help you. You are sad man that doesn't get that comedy is about one thing. Being funny.

 

[Elijya]

I am going to pull out an old cliche of poster insults, because I think is qualifies here. i am guessing you are young. Like between 15, 19.

21, actually

 

[Ghostvirus]

Yeah that sounds about right.

 

[Figs]

Jersey Girl was exactly that, and it was a pretty mediocre film. Neither of his next two films are in his shared universe, either.

I guess I should have been more descriptive. Jersey Girl I skipped because it looked like another Rom Com. That and it had Ben Affleck(no offense to him), I just would like to see him do a movie with an entirely different cast than any of his past films and a non comedy.

 

[Sugarculted]

He ain't a moron, but boy, he sure is overrated

 

[Warhammer]

I don't really like Kevin Smith, but I don't hate him either.

:apathy:

 

[PhotoJones]

He just PMed a request that I ban him. seriously

Did Castlewood give his written permission that you could share that tidbit?

 

[Warhammer]

Lol, a mod breaking the rules?

 

[Doctor Baywatch]

I agree with the thread makaar.