*Official* Relationship Advice Thread Strikes Back

[Anubis]

Ha ha cant she's seeing one of my friends and i'd never do that! Thanks for the advice though!

Then go after her worst friend. Which I personally only reserve for cheaters, but, you take what you can get.

 

[Anubis]

So, I'm thinking I done a really stupid thing last week...

A week ago on Saturday I was a ta Wedding reception for a woman I work with. Now another woman brought these two girls that worked with us a few years ago. Now one of these girls I really fancied when she worked there about two years ago. We hung out for a bit at the wedding and she was just as amazing as I remembered her being.

Now on Friday just gone I asked the woman at work who is still friends with her if I could have her number to ask her out. She said she'd ask her if it was ok. I instantly regreted this and now I do think I've done something stupid. Well, not really stupid, but just a bit stupid...

Have I?

I don't see anything wrong with it.

 

[Erzengel]

Well you should have asked for her number at the wedding but nothing you can do about it now.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Well you should have asked for her number at the wedding but nothing you can do about it now.

Yeh, as soon as she left someone else said I should have asked her out. I spent the rest of the week deciding if I should as her friend for her number.

 

[Erzengel]

Well you have nothing to lose regardless.

 

[Lord Valumart]

This is true... If it works I have someone to possibly to acompany me to some nice jazz over the weekend, if not, to hell with her...

 

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

When you were out on Friday did anything physical happen, did you make any moves? If the answer is no to both, you're in the friendzone now and Saturday just confirms you ain't getting out of it.

Well, I had just played football so didnt smell very nice! So didnt want to do anything, I explained this to her and she still asked for a hug and a kiss, I just gave her one on the cheek.

Either way, I think I am in the friendzone to be honest, which is strange when she made the first move in this whole thing, but thats life!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

So get this:

I was on break today when a super-preggo chick comes up to me in the break room and is like "hehe you're new around here right? smiley face". I'm like "Yeah, I'm a cart-pusher". She's like "Oh that's neat! hehe smiley face".

As I was clocking out and walking out she fast-waddled up to me and said "teehee can I get your number? smiley face". I was like "I don't have a cell phone yet" (which is the truth). Next thing I know she's all "awwww sad face". She's cute, very cute, but I don't want nothing to do with no chillin that ain't mine.

 

[Alex The Great]

It might be yours. You don't always remember what you did on a saturday night

 

[ComicChick]

that's not what you said a while back about another girl?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

What do you mean, CC?

 

[Erzengel]

So get this:

I was on break today when a super-preggo chick comes up to me in the break room and is like "hehe you're new around here right? smiley face". I'm like "Yeah, I'm a cart-pusher". She's like "Oh that's neat! hehe smiley face".

As I was clocking out and walking out she fast-waddled up to me and said "teehee can I get your number? smiley face". I was like "I don't have a cell phone yet" (which is the truth). Next thing I know she's all "awwww sad face". She's cute, very cute, but I don't want nothing to do with no chillin that ain't mine.

Well at least you know she let's you ride bareback.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Well, I had just played football so didnt smell very nice! So didnt want to do anything, I explained this to her and she still asked for a hug and a kiss, I just gave her one on the cheek.

Either way, I think I am in the friendzone to be honest, which is strange when she made the first move in this whole thing, but thats life!

She used to be interested, you put yourself in the friendzone. You're whole situation reads like a users guide on how not to get laid. Also, why didn't you take a shower before meeting a girl you like?

 

[BlackLantern]

She used to be interested, you put yourself in the friendzone. You're whole situation reads like a users guide on how not to get laid. Also, why didn't you take a shower before meeting a girl you like?

Pro Tip: If you're getting together with a girl you are even thinking about banging, wash your balls

 

[Anubis]

Then again, you should do that on GP. Never know when somebody might wanna look at your balls.

 

[ComicChick]

What do you mean, CC?

there was a girl you were into a while back, said she had two kids or something

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, but there's a difference between a chick with two kids and a Chick with one on the way. Ever had sex with a pregnant woman? It's unnerving. I mean, not only could you accidentally induce labor, but what if the baby starts kicking? Instant loss of wood.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Yeah, but there's a difference between a chick with two kids and a Chick with one on the way. Ever had sex with a pregnant woman? It's unnerving. I mean, not only could you accidentally induce labor, but what if the baby starts kicking? Instant loss of wood.

Pregnancy or kids of any kind = loss of interest.

 

[terry78]

Yeah, but there's a difference between a chick with two kids and a Chick with one on the way. Ever had sex with a pregnant woman? It's unnerving. I mean, not only could you accidentally induce labor, but what if the baby starts kicking? Instant loss of wood.

Accidentially inducing labor, huh? Someone sure has a high opinion of themselves.

 

[Anubis]

Of myself? No. Of my fabulous wang? Yes.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

there was a girl you were into a while back, said she had two kids or something

This girl already had the kid. But that girl and I no longer talk anymore. :/

Speaking of women, I was walking through the front end of work today, which is where the bank is located, and a super crazy wicked hot bank-teller was out there passing out "FREE CHECKING LOLZ!" fliers, and I just walked passed her as like whatevs. Suddenly my ear caught her mumbling a part from Arcade Fire's "The Suburbs", and I stopped in my tracks, looked at her and said "You're a fan of Arcade Fire?". She looked at me pretty excited and told me she loved them and ****.

While she was on break she walked around the lot talking with me about them and other bands. It was a hour break, but she was out there for two.

 

[Anubis]

Uh Oh.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

The best part? She's always the person that strikes up the conversation.

"Well hey there Mr. Corey!".

I'm like: "Hey there, miss...bank teller.....".

 

[BlackLantern]

The best part? She's always the person that strikes up the conversation.

"Well hey there Mr. Corey!".

I'm like: "Hey there, miss...bank teller.....".

at that point, you should just whip it out

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Nah, I'm not following yours or Anubis' advice ever again.

"When in doubt, whip it out". Never again!