Official Thor Thread

[Eros]

Jugg's a do get, he has god level powers and protections. Hulk, and here's the thing with hulk, he can't fight. What are his moves? He punches things, he claps his hands and he stomps his feet. He fights like a kid with temper tamtrums. Now thor is a guy of the same power level that actually knows more about fighting than pretty much anyone alive on earth with a possible few exceptions. When you combine the qualities thor should whoop hulk's ass with fair ease. Even now as depowered as he is. I don't mind thor losing if it's to someone powerful or someone with a damn good plan, I just don't think he should be losing in standard brawl type things, that's what vikings do.

Thats like I dunno thats like a monster truck versus a High speed train. the monster truck may be more agile and more manaverable, but a high speed trains is still gonnna blow through it.

 

[Eros]

His super-speed and virtually all of his hammer's abilities other than being something hard to hit people with is forgotten in almost every fight, for one thing.

Thats Thors fault, his old sense of smash and bash, always seems to get him his ass handed to him.

 

[Anubis]

That would be a good analogy if Hulk was that much more powerful than Thor is. Fact is, they're about the same. Actually, Thor is probably more powerful at base level than Hulk is. Fact is, Thor should be able to take him down before he gets mad enough to be a real threat. But that doesn't matter cuz Hulk is more popular than Thor, and ultimately, that's all that matters. Fanboy *******.

 

[Eros]

That would be a good analogy if Hulk was that much more powerful than Thor is. Fact is, they're about the same. Actually, Thor is probably more powerful at base level than Hulk is. Fact is, Thor should be able to take him down before he gets mad enough to be a real threat. But that doesn't matter cuz Hulk is more popular than Thor, and ultimately, that's all that matters. Fanboy *******.

One must assume if hulk is about to fight thor, he must already be pretty pissed off.

 

[Anubis]

Assumption is the mother of all f**k ups.

 

[Eros]

Assumption is the mother of all f**k ups.

LOL well is more of a common fact, Hulk always fights people because hes really angry.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Thats Thors fault, his old sense of smash and bash, always seems to get him his ass handed to him.

Yes, I'm sure it's the fictional character's fault that all but a few writers write him that way.

 

[moraldeficiency]

Thats like I dunno thats like a monster truck versus a High speed train. the monster truck may be more agile and more manaverable, but a high speed trains is still gonnna blow through it.

In which match up? Also couldn't the monster truck just avoid the danger by staying off the train tracks? It's what a smart well experience monster truck would do, then just sideswipe the train, overturn it and use it's size and speed to take it down? Actually I like that analogy.

 

[Eros]

Yes, I'm sure it's the fictional character's fault that all but a few writers write him that way.

It was clearly a joke dude.

 

[Eros]

In which match up? Also couldn't the monster truck just avoid the danger by staying off the train tracks? It's what a smart well experience monster truck would do, then just sideswipe the train, overturn it and use it's size and speed to take it down? Actually I like that analogy.

you just stated my whole point dude.

 

[moraldeficiency]

so you agree thor would always kick the piss out of the hulk if they were written to character? Awesome, dude.

 

[Eros]

so you agree thor would always kick the piss out of the hulk if they were written to character? Awesome, dude.

yes, which is the point.

 

[moraldeficiency]

ah, I misunderstood, my bad.

 

[Vartha]

heh Hhor vs Thercules

Herc 136

 

[Kevin]

Hmm... I'm liking Hhor's look.

 

[Vartha]

I'm curious if Herc gains his father's powers in some way.

 

[Anubis]

I don't know, I'm thinking alternate reality kerfuffle.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ha, Thor looks ridiculous

 

[roach]

In which match up? Also couldn't the monster truck just avoid the danger by staying off the train tracks? It's what a smart well experience monster truck would do, then just sideswipe the train, overturn it and use it's size and speed to take it down? Actually I like that analogy.

mmmmm all of a sudden I want to go to Monster Truck Jam 2009 and order a Budweiser and Chilli fries...whooooo-eeeeee

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I don't know, I'm thinking alternate reality kerfuffle.

I'm thinking 616 reality with li'l Zeus as a buddy/power source.

 

[Vartha]

I'm thinking 616 reality with li'l Zeus as a buddy/power source.

GOOD point! I'd totaly forgotten Zeus was a wee one again....

 

[Galact-Gal]

Dang! Did I miss an issue of Hercules? When did Zeus become a kid again?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You didn't miss anything. I'm assuming Zeus becomes a kid again because of the following:

1) We know Herc and Cho are splitting up for a while, which means Herc needs a new buddy.
2) We've seen Herc covering the eyes of a redheaded kid dressed in Zeus-like clothing on August or September's cover of iHerc via solicitations.
3) It'd be super-awesome.

 

[Galact-Gal]

Ah, thanks. I missed those solicits. I'll have to go looking for them.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It's on Marvel's website now, actually: http://marvel.com/catalog/?id=12778