Omegle?

[Simon Phoenix]

this stuff is hilarious..lol

 

[Simon Phoenix]

first one...was hoping to get one of you guys..

Stranger: yoyo
You: doglips?
Stranger: ya
You: you like chocolate milk?
Stranger: ya
You: you like mint for pillow?
Stranger: ya
Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[knowsbleed]

Stranger: hi
You: knowsbleed!
Stranger: im a lesbo
You: Yup, knowsbleed.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello

You: Hi!

Stranger: french is calling you

You: I'm Dog Lips.

Stranger: im french

You: I bleed rectally.

You: Can you fix that?

Stranger: yes

You: Great!

You: Let's get on that.

Stranger: i major in medicine

Stranger: i can **** you

You: That will probably make it worse. But since I'm Dog Lips... let's do it!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[DOG LIPS]

You: Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Please have a seat over there.
Stranger: What the ****?
You: Did you think this was OK?
You: What were you thinking?
Stranger: what the **** is your problem?
You: I'm doing a story with Dateline. You're free to leave whenever you like.
Stranger: what
You: He took a very long time to get up and leave, as if he knew what was waiting outside. As if he'd been through this before, or seen one of our shows.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[knowsbleed]

^ HAHAHAHAAHAA!!

 

[SsM]

I want more!

 

[Drakon]

You: Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Please have a seat over there.
Stranger: What the ****?
You: Did you think this was OK?
You: What were you thinking?
Stranger: what the **** is your problem?
You: I'm doing a story with Dateline. You're free to leave whenever you like.
Stranger: what
You: He took a very long time to get up and leave, as if he knew what was waiting outside. As if he'd been through this before, or seen one of our shows.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Okay. Win.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Stranger: hi there
You: Circus clown?
Stranger: not really
You: Good.
You: Didn't want my area touched.
Stranger: over the internet
Stranger: that makes sense
You: I know your tricks.
Stranger: and i know where you live
You: Me too.
Stranger: what a coincidence
You: Because I live there.
Stranger: youre serious
You: Only when I'm joking.
Stranger: its like magic
You: McDonalds.
You: They believe.
Stranger: wow
You: Yes.
You: Wow indeed.
Stranger: are you not even curious about my 'asl'
You: No.
Stranger: youre the first one today
You: All I want is text.
You: Feed me.
Stranger: but i was wondering right
Stranger: if you were
Stranger: from korea or china or somewhere near there
You: I could be.
You: I could move there.
Stranger: yeah you could
Stranger: youre not living in the netherlands either right
You: I might move there.
You: Since you suggested it.
Stranger: dont its boring
You: Do you like candy?
Stranger: not really
You: Me either.
You: Too sweet.
Stranger: exactly
You: I like dry oatmeal.
Stranger: i like mcdonalds though
Stranger: where the magic happens
You: Yes, in the bathrooms there.
Stranger: and in the kitchen while making burgers
You: Same place.
Stranger: and unfortunally i have to go bye now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[SsM]

I like dry oatmeal too!

 

[The Squirrel]

Wow. These are great.

 

[Logan's Lady]

I've been reading and cracking up here.....

 

[Logan's Lady]

K mine:

You: my name is flaming marshmallow
Stranger: hi, FM.
You: my flesh burns but insides stay mushy warm
Stranger: oh;;;
Stranger: bye, FM, take care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


BORING!

 

[SsM]

Wow.. that's strangely erotic... Was that intended or what?

 

[Logan's Lady]

mayyyyyyyyyybe

 

[Logan's Lady]

Stranger: helloo
You: flaming marshmallows are fun
Stranger: I KNO W
Stranger: !!
You: peeling the burning flesh off the outsides
You: then eating the gooey centers...... nom nom nom
Stranger: yummmyy!!
Stranger: so...r u male or female?
You: I'm cannibal
Stranger: oohhh
Stranger: i love cannibal
You: flaming marshmallow that eats flaming marshamallow
Stranger: wut?
You: cannibal.............. marshmallow that eats marshmallow is cannibal
Stranger: ohh
You: kinda like the world
You: the world is a cannibal they say
Stranger: so ur a marshmallow?
You: yes I am flaming marshamallow
Stranger: oooh...sexxyy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[SuperFerret]

My first foray into this site was boring. Some people just will not play along.

You: Greetings human.
You: A quiet one, eh?
Stranger: from/
You: I am from Saturn.
You: I have a very good wifi connection.
Stranger: good
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Drakon]

You should tell them that you're Superferret. And that you work with the Justice Ferrets.

 

[SuperFerret]

Maybe a bit later, I've got to head to school now.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I decided to try this...here is my first one...I wish I could have got one more line in!!!

Stranger: hi
You: I'm going to ask you a couple of questions...and I want them answered immediately
Stranger: ok...
You: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Stranger: my daddy..
You: Yeah
Stranger: he is my daddy and he is a soldier
You: Stop whining!
Stranger: what? go screw yourself.. kuksugare

 

[Logan's Lady]

I decided to try this...here is my first one...I wish I could have got one more line in!!!

ohhhhhhhhhh kay

 

[Logan's Lady]

You: I like to eat marbles
Stranger: hahahaha
You: and jaw breakers
Stranger: that must be hard for u lol
You: I don't have any teeth so it doesn't matter
Stranger: ewwwwwwwwww
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[enterthemadness]

I win...

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hey!

Stranger: hey

You: Thanks for those AIDS you agve me, ****e.

Stranger: oh, your welcome.

You: Well, at least zombies won't eat me now.

Stranger: oh your right.

You: Yep. I am right, you are wrong.

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Atlantis.

You: You?

You: Answer me now.

Stranger: DUDE! MY GRANDMA LIVES THERE!

Stranger: texas.

You: I ran her over my with seahorse

You: gET IT?

You: *RIM SHOT*

Stranger: oh darn.

You: Darn? It's damn, or van dammage.

Stranger: no, you poo.

Stranger: *toot*

You: Poo? You know what, gtfo, sir.

Stranger: im a mam.

You: Really? I'm sorry.

You: GTFO, MA'AM. Better?

You: You a milf?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Drakon]

Okay, it was boring, til the Milf/disconnect.

 

[enterthemadness]

I lost this one....

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Hey

You: Hey

You: Have u heard?

Stranger: no?

You: A sea monster was spotted near taiwan.

You: *Tawian*

Stranger: zomg no wai

You: Yes wai.

You: It started destroying small cities and ****. It's on the youtube.

Stranger: oh wow :P

You: I'm just ****ing with you.

Stranger: duh

Stranger: how ****ing stupid do u think i am?

You: Last time I checked you wore a dummy hat.

Stranger: last time i checked, that was your hat

You: No, I borrowed it from you.

You: Then gave it back.

Stranger: well i borrowed it from ur mom

You: Who borrored it from your mom.

Stranger: pfft who borrowed it from your face

You: That makes no sense.

Stranger: wow that was lame

Stranger: yeah i know

You: Damn straight, you fail.

You: You live in Fail Town?

Stranger: you fail at life

You: Failer.

You: I don't fail at life as much as you do, failer.

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: u fail at life by wasting ur time on here....

Stranger: im out

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Mrh7448]

Stranger: yeah baby yeah!
You: howdy
You: What are you Austin Powers or sumfink
Stranger: all good
Stranger: still got my mojo
You: Damn!!! I thought I got Fat bastard to steal your mojo
You: That's it I'm taking back his baby back ribs
You: Think I'll eat them myself, taking over the world makes me hungry
Stranger: since when do you eat babies
You: Since I started feeling like it, I try to do something truly evil every day
Stranger: YOU WOULDNT
Stranger: i have to stop that
Stranger: nobody messes with my babies, baby
You: Ooohhh...too late, there goes one
You: why don't you just zip
You: it
You: zip it good
Stranger: you know what
Stranger: im going back in time
Stranger: now you are in prison
Stranger: owned?
You: Good you do that...good thing I messed with the time machine to send you back to the roman empire days
You: Good luck getting back from there
Stranger: well thatll be fun
You: Yeah roman orgies
Stranger: i can bang roman wifes
You: Yeah Baby Yeah
Stranger: wives*
You: Well enjoy yourself I have to go and extort 1 trillion Dollars from the leaders of the world