Omegle?

[enterthemadness]

Stranger: yeah baby yeah!
You: howdy
You: What are you Austin Powers or sumfink
Stranger: all good
Stranger: still got my mojo
You: Damn!!! I thought I got Fat bastard to steal your mojo
You: That's it I'm taking back his baby back ribs
You: Think I'll eat them myself, taking over the world makes me hungry
Stranger: since when do you eat babies
You: Since I started feeling like it, I try to do something truly evil every day
Stranger: YOU WOULDNT
Stranger: i have to stop that
Stranger: nobody messes with my babies, baby
You: Ooohhh...too late, there goes one
You: why don't you just zip
You: it
You: zip it good
Stranger: you know what
Stranger: im going back in time
Stranger: now you are in prison
Stranger: owned?
You: Good you do that...good thing I messed with the time machine to send you back to the roman empire days
You: Good luck getting back from there
Stranger: well thatll be fun
You: Yeah roman orgies
Stranger: i can bang roman wifes
You: Yeah Baby Yeah
Stranger: wives*
You: Well enjoy yourself I have to go and extort 1 trillion Dollars from the leaders of the world

Win.

 

[Gilpesh]

Last night I tried the Omegle challenge... and that was, seeing how far I could get into telling the aristocrats before the other person left.

 

[Marlboro Man]

You: Do you accept the Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
Stranger: Ummm..no i don't believe in zombies
You: Jesus is not a zombie, brother
You: he is love, and you should believe in him
Stranger: do you read the Bible?
You: Yes, brother, I read the Bible for I am a devout Christian
Stranger: u people just red the bible and try to convert people to feel good
You: No, brother, I read the Bible, for I now it is the only way for me to be saved. You should too.
Stranger: um.. hold on
You: Haha, I'm just ****ing with you man, I'm an atheist
Stranger: lol, oh, good.. I was gonna get my bible and own you
You: But seriously, you should read the Bible or else you're going to go to Hell
Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I love your pants!
You: I'm not wearing any pants, I just woke up.
You: What the **** was last night about though?
Stranger: I dont know
You: ****ing you and John just had to get into it, didn't you?
Stranger: I can't remember what we did either.
You: You got so ****** at a Mike's Round Table, the new bar, and you saw John.
You: So your drunk ass tried to fight hin.
You: Him*
You: Care to explain yourself?
Stranger: did I win?
You: Cops came and there was some poop on the floor but, yeah, I think so.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: how big is john?
You: He's a big scary black man.
You: a BIG scary black man.
Stranger: and I wooped his ass?
You: It was mutual, I think when you actually managed to get on top, you accidentally ****ting your pants was the deciding factor.
Stranger: what did you do?
You: I tried watched, I mean, it was YOU and JOHN. FIGHTING. What could I have done?
Stranger: wait, who the hell am I?
You: You are when the stars align You are my hero!
Stranger: aw thanks
You: You need to control your drinking some more dum dum.
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: So, when are you going to give me that sex you promised.
Stranger: I don't recall that either.
You: You said it, right after the cops pulled you off John. 'I'm sorry, I'll **** you later to make up for it!".
Stranger: you can't hold me to what I said when I was drunk
You: But you also said it this morning. I know you can't possibly still be drunk. You barely if ever drink.
You: It's been 4 months and you're gonna blow off some sex?
Stranger: well where do we live?
You: You know silly.
Stranger: okay
You: We're you expecting to troll me though then all of that went to hell? Oh well, I think I'm actually bi-curious for you now.
Stranger: are you male or female?
Stranger: or old gregg?
You: Female. 23
You: U??
You: You**
Stranger: male 18
You: Sorry.
You: awesomeeee.
Stranger: that was an interesting conversation, did it actually happen?
You: I sure as hell hope so! LOL! I really hope that wasn't a a dream or something! Where are you from?
Stranger: oklahoma
You: Really? I'm from Missouri!
Stranger: awesome
You: I have family in Oklahoma. They live by the colorado border.
Stranger: cool
You: I'm actually a guy.
Stranger: I have to go
You: I WIN.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[SsM]

I lost this one....

Jesus, man. Why are you letting everyone get the best of you?!

 

[Gilpesh]

I win. I just told the aristocrats to a stranger on Omegle.

 

[Majic Walrus]

This is the best ever!

You: Do you ever get depressed or sad?
Stranger: yes
You: Do you ever wish you could just always be happy?
Stranger: yes!
You: Did you like the movie Top Gun?
Stranger: YESS
You: You can call me Mr. W, I'm with the Church of Scientology. We have a plan for you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[SolarTiger]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Canada,why?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi.
Stranger: from?
You: Canada.
Stranger: wow.. i love avril
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello.
You: Do you speak english language?
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: Yes.
You: oh good
You: I am from Canada
Stranger: I'm from the US.
You: our leader just declared we can have the internet here
Stranger: You didn't have the internet before?
You: No, it was illegal in Canada for many years
You: but we just had that ban lifted about 10 days ago
Stranger: Oh wow, really?
You: yeah
Stranger: I've never heard of that..
You: I love internet
You: Well we just got rid of communism recently, so that's probably why
Stranger: I do, too. It's good when you're bored.
Stranger: Oh I see.
Stranger: Wait..communism has what to do with the internet?
You: Well our former communist government didn't think it was fair to allow the internet in Canada because not everyone had a computer
You: Plus banning the internet would prevent people from researching things about the world
Stranger: Mhmmm...well my friend has cousins in Canada and she never mention anything about that.
You: Probably wasn't allowed to mention it
You: The government officials were very strict
You: Glad we finally got rid of the Taliban here
Stranger: Congratulations, how is life now?
You: Better now that we voted in the Marijuana Party. Everyone is a lot more laid back.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

A lot of people on this site are apparently on there to learn better English...

 

[SsM]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: This whole thing seems a bit stupid don't you think?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Damn....

 

[Simon Phoenix]

this one stayed with me a little longer..

Stranger: hey what's up?
You: buttsecks
Stranger: sexbutts
You: thats how you got AIDS
Stranger: Im down ..... hold my pocket first
Stranger: Oh snaps...you got da aids
You: do you hate black people?
Stranger: Nahhh
Stranger: Im to old for that
You: ok cuz I thought you were mormon for a sec
Stranger: lols
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: that was random
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[SuperFerret]

Stranger: heyy
You: how do you feel about bears?
You: would you support one if it ran for governer of your state?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: how do you feel about bears?
Stranger: good
Stranger: m or f?
You: I'm conducting a survey to see if people will support the candidacy for a bear for governor
You: I am male
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heeyy
You: I'm conducting a survey to see if people will support the candidacy for a bear for governor, how would you vote in that case?
Stranger: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hello
Stranger: SO THEY CALL ME KING OF THE PIGS
You: can I ask your opinion?
Stranger: ok
You: if a grizzly bear ran for governer of your state, would you support him?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: because
Stranger: a) im not a ameri***
b) i love animals
c) im shure he kills my friends and more people
You: bears are not ***s
Stranger: i know
Stranger: but
Stranger: where i live there are not bears
You: you live in africa?
Stranger: no
You: antarctica?
Stranger: **** YEAH
Stranger: logic appears
You: it does
You: however, bears do not follow logic
You: if they did, one would not run for governor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I won that last one.


I think I'm having too much fun with this.

You: that's no moon
Stranger: its a cat
You: no, it's a frog, stupid
Stranger: no its a muther ****ing cat
You: cats do not engage in incest, thus that is impossible
Stranger: thats your opinon
You: my opinion is more right than yours
Stranger: thats your opinon
You: exactly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Last time I'm editing this post. Honest.

You: What's red and goes "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"?
Stranger: my shoe?
You: a man who lost his skin
Stranger: ah
You: I'm winning this conversation so far
Stranger: yeah I guess you are right about that
You: don't forfeit
Stranger: im a little stoned
You: you can still win
Stranger: even when stoned?
You: yes
Stranger: wow
Stranger: what do i do?

You: if I tell you, my victory won't be assured
Stranger: arh come on
Stranger: i will keep it a secret
You: I must win, else I will commit a ritual suicide to regain my honor
Stranger: hehe oh ok...my stakes arent as high so i might let you win
You: yours are as high
You: when I win, I will eat your heart to gain your courage
Stranger: i should never have tried out this program
You: you should not have
You: you did not know the risks
Stranger: exactly....
Stranger: so what do i do now?

You: I cannot tell
You: I sense that your heart will not provide much courage
Stranger: maybe i should get some sleep
Stranger: thats a good idea
You: perhaps
You: I will succeed
Stranger: probably
Stranger: later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[enterthemadness]

This person left ebfore I could win.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hello

Stranger: am i a ****?

You: I don't know?

Stranger: okay

You: Well, you could look below and see for yourself.

You: *rim shot*

Stranger: i think im not

Stranger: but no rim shout you freak

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[SsM]

What the hell.. Do you really get pride in "winning" one of these things...

 

[SuperFerret]

No, I think you won. They left and didn't understand what a rim shot was. It's a minor victory though. The key to greatness is to see how weird you can get while also keeping them around for as long as you can.

 

[SsM]

I had a good convo about district 9.

 

[Gilpesh]

No, I think you won. They left and didn't understand what a rim shot was. It's a minor victory though. The key to greatness is to see how weird you can get while also keeping them around for as long as you can.

That's why I enjoyed telling that joke about key lime pie.

 

[AndThePickles]

This is the best ever!

You: Do you ever get depressed or sad?
Stranger: yes
You: Do you ever wish you could just always be happy?
Stranger: yes!
You: Did you like the movie Top Gun?
Stranger: YESS
You: You can call me Mr. W, I'm with the Church of Scientology. We have a plan for you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haha, what the heck.

 

[enterthemadness]

What the hell.. Do you really get pride in "winning" one of these things...

Yes. Although I had a normal convo with someone who lives one hour away from me.

No, I think you won. They left and didn't understand what a rim shot was. It's a minor victory though. The key to greatness is to see how weird you can get while also keeping them around for as long as you can.

The only good one I was was earlier this morning which was a long one, and the person was in on it.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Hey

Stranger: Hey

You: How are u?>

Stranger: I'm good,you?

You: I'm fine, just these them Nazi zombies in twon attacking it.

You: *town

Stranger: your ****ing weird

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I honestly don't know about this one.

Stranger: im 14 gay and looking for another 14 yr old

You: Hey.

Stranger: u?

You: Hmmm...interesting, continue.

You: And no.

Stranger: well are u 14

You: No, no, 21, just on here to mess with people.

You: You>

Stranger: oh i wanna tlak dirty

You: Um, go right ahead?

Stranger: are u gunna do it to ?

You: Wait, Wait, a Red Flag popped up.

You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Hey

Stranger: STRANGER DANGER!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^ A Quick defeat.

 

[SuperFerret]

I clearly lost this one, but it's something that must be posted.

You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: YO
Stranger: YOU UP FOR SME CHEESE AND CRACKERS?!?!
Stranger: YO!
You: Robin?
Stranger: HELL YEA!!
Stranger: AND I AM UP FOR SOME CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!!!!!!11
You: Look Robin, the Batsignal! Commissioner Gordon needs our help.
Stranger: ...
You: Get in the Batmobile, quick!
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: OH,
Stranger: OK!
Stranger: FLASH GORDON
You: The Riddler is on the loose!
Stranger: BUAM!!
Stranger: BUAM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[AndThePickles]

I am intrigued, but this seems very addictive

 

[SsM]

DOn't go into the light..

Actually, I used it twice.. It's not addictive unless you let it take you.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I am intrigued, but this seems very addictive

It is incredibly addictive, but fun.

 

[SuperFerret]

It is.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Stranger: hello hello
You: Hello.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

But sometimes it sucks.

 

[Gilpesh]

I am intrigued, but this seems very addictive

GIVE IN to the Dark side.

You: So I heard this joke today

Stranger: go for it

Stranger: better be funny,

You: well, a dude was sitting at a bar when this man with a nice car and a hot wife in the car pulls up to the bar and he walks in

Stranger: ok

You: but he's got this huge round orange head

You: so, the man asks the orange head

You: hey, what's wrong with your head

You: and the orange head guy says

You: well, I came across this lamp

You: and I rubbed it

You: and a genie came out

Stranger: getting interesting... :P

You: of course, asking for three wishes

You: so I first wished for all the money I could ever want

You: so that's how I can afford that car

Stranger: got it

You: and the next wish I asked for an amazing wife

You: and that's how I got the girl

You: but here's where I think I went wrong

You: I then wished for a huge round orange head

You have disconnected.