Omegle?

[The Battousai]

Stranger: hi
You: howdy
You: pardner
Stranger:
You: rough neighborhood around here
Stranger: yepyep!
Stranger: from?
You: south ridgeland, Nebraska
Stranger: ok, where it is?
You: my house is right next to a canyon
Stranger: oh wow!
You: one wrong move...
You: SPLAT!
You: Wile E Coyote
Stranger: hehe! =DD
Stranger: ok
You: the scoprions aren't that bad, though
You: it's fun having them fight tarantulas
You: though it's pretty one-sided
Stranger: u r crazy! D hehe
You: crazy like a fox
Stranger: oh yea! )
You: wait a sec
Stranger: ok
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2HipedgM3I&feature=PlayList&p=0A87A3C47FFE9D34&index=0&playnext=1
Stranger: hhmmm... DD
You: you sure are excited!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...

 

[The Battousai]

You: YARR
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: The south of Portsmouth on a red summer morn - how about ye?
Stranger: korea
You: is that not far from Singapore?
Stranger: um.. i don't know well
You: arr - 'tis a shame
You: a wonder to behold, it is
Stranger: oh
You: saucy wenches as far as the eye can see
Stranger: um.?
You: and - if yer willin to pay - more rum to drink than the king himself could muster
Stranger: i can't understand what u re talking about i can't speak english well bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think I've found my new pasttime

 

[knowsbleed]

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: hi
You: yeaaaah
You: so i kill kittens for fun...
You: you?
Stranger: yeah i put them microwaves for fun
You: no you don't
You: i don't believe that
Stranger: yes i do ****
You: you're so mean!
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: you kill them!
You: i was LYING!
Stranger: oh..
You: I love kittens!
Stranger: i'm not
Stranger: kidding
Stranger: i love kittens too
You: this is how I get to know who kills and who doesn't kill kittens!
You: You're a monster!
Stranger: !11!!!1??
You: is that code or something?
Stranger: ??/?//
Stranger: HI ASL
You: i'm not a hacker and i don't want to get hacked so please don't do that leet stuff on me or whatever it is you are doing.
Stranger: 1337
Stranger: |-|!
You: because i've been hacked before and i didn't like it
You: at all
You: i couldn't sit down for a week.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think I'm doing it wrong.

 

[The Battousai]

Stranger: male here
You: something, something, something, Dark Side...
Stranger: what the **** of u?
You: hm?
Stranger: u dumbass
You: Is it that hard to spell out "you"?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: you dumbass
You: there we go
Stranger: asl
You: was that so bad?
Stranger: no
Stranger: what the **** of the damn world?
You: no idea
Stranger: asl, pls
You: good luck with that glory hole
Stranger: will you have sex with me?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: come back
You: that's a pretty awkward maneuver
Stranger: ok
You: you practically have to be magic
Stranger: good day
You: salute
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Not sure what to make of this one...

 

[knowsbleed]

Stranger: 18/f/tx also, The Game.
You: HEY!
Stranger: Hello!
You: I love this place!
Stranger: Why!?
You: Because I've met so many weirdos on here that it makes me feel better about myself.
Stranger: Hahaah!
Stranger: I don't blame you for that.
You: Chances are... you're one of them.
You: But it's ok... I don't discriminate from weirdo to weirdo.
You: I'm an equal opportunist.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ummm...

 

[knowsbleed]

Stranger: hi
You: I live in Japan!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...

 

[Bunker]

Stranger: 21 f asian looking for a man to **** me in cyber
You: how do ****?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Yus.

 

[The Battousai]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: sup?
You: sup?
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah
Stranger: in another words
You: in another words
Stranger: whats up?
You: whats up?
Stranger: um...
Stranger: how r u?
You: dammit - I was on a roll
You: eating fritos
Stranger: um...
Stranger: from?
You: the grocery store?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Planet Earth
You: Are you from Nylar 4?
Stranger: r u crazy?
You: no, I'm insane
Stranger: yo must be vipper
You: I'm an Earthling, remember?
Stranger: no
Stranger: nope
You: uh-huh
Stranger: u r must be crazy and vipper
You: wtf is vipper?
Stranger: i hate yellow monkey like u
You: is that "viper" spelled wrong?
Stranger: no
You: yellow monkey...interesting
Stranger: vip person
Stranger: vipper
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: im ehite pig
Stranger: white
You: I don't speak Klingon
Stranger: klingon/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what?
You: dirty bastards
You: all they do is **** up my ship!
You: I just washed it, too...
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ur dick is small
Stranger: haha
You: compared to what?
Stranger: compared?
You: You'd have to be from the planet Norgal to say something like that
You: those guys put black men to shame
You: even the Globetrotters
Stranger: Please speak correct English.
Stranger: i cant understand korean,chinese
You: What does that matter?
You: Can you not read?
You: O__________________________________________________O
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: from?
Stranger: cannot u read it?
You: already told you
Stranger: it is right
Stranger: nope
Stranger: your face is funy
Stranger: and
Stranger: dick is small
Stranger: lol
Stranger: haha
You: are you Superman?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im superman
You: I mean, I don't have lead walls
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hey
Stranger: gomi
You: so anyone with that kind of vision is the perfect peeping Tom
Stranger: u must be vipper from vip
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ur english is poor
Stranger: haha
You: ironic much?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do u understand?
You: you? Not at all
Stranger: u r crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: we've gone over this - I'm INSANE
You: there's a BIG difference
Stranger: yes
You: For one, I pledge my loyalty to the great XENU
Stranger: u r insane!!!!
You: I bet you believe in that loser Jesus :P
Stranger: 　／￣￣＼
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　＜　、･　　　　　 ＼
　　＼＿＿／　　　　＼　　
　＜　´･　　匚　　　　　 ヽ
　　|　　 ３ ）　　＼　　　　 ） ))
　＜　、･　　　　＿＼　　ノ　
　　＼＿＿／Ｕ |　|｜｜
Stranger: it is you
Stranger: haha
Stranger:
　　　　　∩ 　　　　　　　 　　　　　∩
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　|（　　　　　　ヽ　　　　　 　|（　　ヽ _,.-===､j、
　ゞヽ　　'　　　'|　　　　　 　ゞヽ‐ｲ/´　　　ヽ　ヽ、
.　　 |　　　　　 |　　　　　 　　　＼!　　 ::c::　!　　
.　　 |　　　　　 |　　　　　 　　　　 }ヽ ＿_ ノ､＿ノ
You: I'm a bunch of lines and dashes - good to know
Stranger: u r crazy
You: You're like a broken record
You: the MJ one I stepped on last week
Stranger: 你肯定是精神失常者。
You: I intended on smashing the Dolly Parton one, but got them mixed up
Stranger: mother ****er
You: amazing - you've found a translator site
You: *applause*
Stranger: thx
Stranger: but
Stranger: im chinese
Stranger: so i can speak chinese
You: You're a Chinese computer?!
You: D8
Stranger: u have wrong
You: @________________________@
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: im chinese
Stranger: and american
Stranger: usa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Serious time-vaccuum, this site is

 

[knowsbleed]

You: Hello random stranger.
You: it's interesting how they need to inform you that you are speaking to a random stranger.
Stranger: hi
You: And then they provide you with advice on how to introduce yourselves withOUT asking for the classic "asl".
You: Does anybody really do that anymore anyway? I know that back in the AOL days that it was common practice.
You: And that people got away with many things they could do then that they can't get away with now.
You: Like buttsecks.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I might have talked too much in this one.

 

[knowsbleed]

Stranger: Sheep?
You: nomnomnom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think people are allergic to me!

 

[Sentinel X]

Stranger: hye
You: Hi
You: Do you have a life?
Stranger: yeah y?
You: Well...this website seems kind of....you knoww..
Stranger: yes but this is a one time thing i hav eonl just gotten onto this
Stranger: and plus if you're onit then you obviously dont have a lif
Stranger: life...
You: No I don't have a life.....OBVIOUSLY....like DUH!
Stranger: like yeah
You: Totally. Do you like myspace
Stranger: na not really
You: Good for you. You're a winner
Stranger: awesome and your a freak
You: Yes Im a big freak. Im the kind of guy who likes to rub mayonaise on my belly
Stranger: f*** off


LMAO

 

[knowsbleed]

Stranger: hi
You: nomnomnom
Stranger: what's up~
You: just nomnomnom-ing
Stranger: m/f?
You: nomnomnoms have no genitals
Stranger: hahahaha
You: nomnomnoms have only mouths to nomnomnom
Stranger: do u have a pic?
You: nomnomnoms aren't allowed to have cameras
You: nomnomnoms have to hold cameras with our mouths
You: so we wind up nomnomnom-ing the camera
Stranger: wow jerk
Stranger: a real jerk
Stranger: bye
You: i'm no jerk! i'm just a nomnomnom!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

they didn't like nomnomnoms

 

[The Battousai]

Stranger: Hi
Stranger: what's your name?
You: hi-diddly ho, neighborino!
You: Ned
Stranger: ned?
Stranger: from here?
Stranger: where
You: Springfield!
Stranger: male or female?
You: I've never heard of a female Ned
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Something's not right here

 

[knowsbleed]

stranger: Andrea?
You: Jamal?
Stranger: Nope
you: Spoons?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahahhahhahahahahahah~~~!!!!

 

[The Battousai]

You: will you be my conversational partner?
You:
Stranger: ok
Stranger: m/f?
You: YAY ^^
You: I'm genetically male, but my Y chromosome had a mutation
You: and as a result ended up developing as a female
Stranger: then?
You: like Jamie Lee Curtis
Stranger: **** you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Someone's intolerant

 

[The Battousai]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: I'm the Keymaster - are you the Gatekeeper?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[knowsbleed]

I think Jamie Lee Curtis stole his nuts one day. She uses them for hand massaging.

 

[knowsbleed]

Stranger: my nipples are getting hard......
You: Really? Because I love monkeys!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was REALLY hoping that this one would go somewhere.

 

[patrickbateman]

You: Hello
Stranger: did you forget that i was even alive?
Stranger: did you forget, everything we ever had?
You: I've been alone with you inside my mind
You: And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
Stranger: somewhere we went wrong
You: I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Stranger: we were once so strong
You: Hello, is it me you're looking for?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[patrickbateman]

WTF?

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[patrickbateman]

Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: from?
You: earth
You: u alien?
Stranger: yes
You: wow
Stranger: cool
You: from where?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: moon
You: i once went out with this chick from uranus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[The Battousai]

Stranger: Can't buy me love.
You: Let it be, then
Stranger: We all want to change the world.
You: whisper words of wisdom
Stranger: But when you talk about destruction, don't you know you can count me out.
You: you say yes, I say no
Stranger: Come together. Right now.
You: all the lonely people...
Stranger: We're Sgt. Pepper's lonely heart club band.
You: HELP - I need somebody!
Stranger: HELP - Not just anybody!
You: on the sea of green
Stranger: Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour!
You: on the yellow submarine
Stranger: Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
You: TWIST AND SHOUT
Stranger: You'll never know much I really love you, you'll never know how much I really care.
You: Lady madonna...
Stranger: Back in the USSR!
You: Yesterday
Stranger: You say goodbye, and I'll say hello. Hello, hello, I don't know why you say goodbye, I'll say hello.
You: you say high, I'll say low
Stranger: I'm in love with her and I feel fine.
You: I've got a ticket to ride
Stranger: She loves you, ya, ya, ya.
You: It's been a hard day's night
Stranger: Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song, and make it better.
You: ...and I'll feel alright
Stranger: In an Octopus' garden, in the shade.
You: in strawberry fields forever
Stranger: Love, love me do, you know I love you,
You: eight days a week
Stranger: Ob La Di Ob La Da
You: life goes on
Stranger: Here comes the sun, do da do do.
You: Hey - Bungalo Bill
Stranger: Lucy in the sky with diamonds!
You: where DO they all come from?
Stranger: If you want it, here it is come and get it.
You: Everywhere there's lots of piggies living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon

Stranger: Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California Grass.
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
You: In Penny Lane
Stranger: Yeah, I'm the Taxman.
You: What did you kill?
Stranger: If I fell in love with you would you promise to be true,
And help me understand?
You: Ask me why?
Stranger: She was a day tripper,
One way ticket, yeah.
You: ...that she keeps in a jar by the door
Stranger: I'd ask my friends to come and see an octopus's garden with me.
You: Where do they all belong?
Stranger: Something in the way she moves
Attracts me like no other lover.
You: No-one comes near
Stranger: She's got a ticket to ri hi hide,
She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care.
You: What does he care?
Stranger: Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
You: I'll tell you something I think you'll understand
Stranger: One thing I can tell you is you got to be free.
Come together right now over me.
You: I feel happy inside - It's such a feeling that my love; I can't hide

Stranger: There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
You: Listen to the music playing in your head
Stranger: Don't let me down, Don't let me down, don't let me down, don't let me down.
You: Wonder how you manage to make ends meet.

Stranger: I'm so glad that she's my little girl.
She's so glad she's telling all the world.
You: Lady Madonna children at your feet
Stranger: What would you think if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me.
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song,
And I'll try not to sing out of key.
You: Paperback writer.
Stranger: I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together.
You: But I need a break
Stranger: You say you want a revolution, well you know, we all want to change the world.
You: And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
Stranger: Yesterday, all my troubles seem so far away, now it seems they are here to stay.
You: All your life
Stranger: When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way.
You: You were only waiting for this moment to be free
Stranger: It's wonderful to be here, it's certainly a thrill.
You: Into the light of the dark black night.
Stranger: Mailman, bring me no more blues.
You: I say goodbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[knowsbleed]

Wow, that's impressive!

You: have you ever tried the dog thing?
Stranger: what?
You: that thing... with the dog.
Stranger: m/f ?
You: uhh... i don't think i really matters if the dog is a male or female.
Stranger: **** your mom
You: What??
You: oh, i get it... it's a joke
You: hehe, fuuuuhh
You: nnnyyy
You: lulz
You: lawls
You: ell oh ell
You: so back to the dog thing.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't understand the hostility.

 

[Drakon]

I went in expecting some crazy crap, but I had a nice conversation. I dunno if I'm glad or disappointed.

 

[knowsbleed]

Ok... I think I'm done for now

Stranger: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM OMEGLE: We are obliged by law to inform you that the person you are now chatting with is a previously convicted sex offender. Happy chatting!
You: wow
You: gotta
You: go
You: bye
Stranger: sorry?
Stranger: why!?
You have disconnected.