"Okay......so that should do it for the trigger mechanism. Now then, if I can get the solenoid in place, then the needle valve should work....."
It's amazing how much you can get done in a short time, if you've got a good idea and a lot of motivation.
Ever since learning about the existence of 'the Kingpin,' the mysterious crime lord who murdered Uncle Ben's killer, I've been hard at work, burning through the rainy-day fund I'd saved up over years of allowance and birthday money to get what I need for this little project, my own special way of giving back to the community.
Spider-Man was a selfish, arrogant jerk who was only out for money. Now, though? He's going to be the terror of New York's criminal underground.
"Hmm....where's the .125cm Philips head? Come on, come on......ah! There we go."
The red-and-blue costume I got that night at the wrestling match is a good start, but I've added a few improvements.
I've jury rigged a couple of miniature GPS trackers made from the guts of old smartphones--they're small enough that a target would barely notice them, and have a powerful enough signal that I could follow them from here to Opal City without any trouble.
I added a concealed utility belt to the costume, which holds a bright LED flashlight, compartments for my trackers, room for a miniature forensics kit (still waiting on that in the mail), and plenty of ammunition for the real star of the show...
The
piece de resistance is a two-part project, which I'm still sweating over at the workbench down in the basement. It's the one that's been giving me the most headaches, and the one I've spent pretty much all of my free time putting together.
Part one is a pretty radical polymer I've been cooking up, based on some of my dad's old notes--I never knew too much about my biological father, but I know he was a genius in chemistry. It's a nylon-like elastic compound, extremely adhesive in liquid form, then air-dries into a solid that's got the tensile strength of steel and the durability of kevlar. Testing it out hasn't exactly been an easy process--I accidentally spilled some on my hand and wound up glued to the bathroom door--but the results have been fantastic.
The only thing that keeps it from being a 'miracle substance' worthy of a Nobel Prize is the fact that it dissolves after about an hour. While that means it won't exactly set the world on fire, it does give me a rather handy little weapon; after all, what kind of Spider-Man would I be if I didn't have webs?
"Right.....now onto the nozzle assembly. This is going to take a while..."
The second part is the delivery system, a pair of rather ingenius if-I-do-say-so-myself wrist-mounted pneumatic sprayers. I drafted the design for it in CAD and then ordered the parts online from a machinist and prop designer I met last time I went to New York ComiCon; you would not believe how in-depth cosplayers can get these days.
Storing the web-fluid into pressurized CO
2 cartridges, the sprayers work on a dual-trigger activated by pressing down on them with my two middle fingers. When triggered, the fluid is shot through an adjustable nozzle at up to 300 psi. I haven't had the chance to test them out, but I'm hoping to get a solid line of the stuff out to about 60 feet or so.
Of course, that's all purely theoretical until I get these babies put together.
"*GAAAAAAAAAASP!*..........yay."
My phone, letting me know I've got a text message from Gwen.
Knock knock.
Raising an eyebrow, I type a response.
Who's there?
A few second later, I get an answer.
Not making a knock-knock joke, Pete. I'm standing outside--I've been knocking on the cellar door for five minutes. Open up!
Oh, crap. I was so focused on putting together my web-shooters that I didn't even notice her knocking on the door. Real smooth, Parker.
"Oh, um, hey Gwen, sorry about that," I say as I open up the cellar door to let her in.
"No problem; I'll just mark that down in the 'you owe me lunch tomorrow' file," she says with a kind of amused grin that makes it hard to tell whether she's kidding.
"So what are you working on down here?"
I look around and realize that I've still got all of my stuff lying around. The chemistry set's still wide out in the open, my notes and blueprints are scattered around on the desk, and the half-assembled web-shooters still sitting on the workbench.
"Errm, nothing, nothing at all!" I say, darting over to the workbench and throwing an old tarp over it.
"I mean, nothing important, anyway. It's just something I'm fiddling around with, kind of a hobby thing. No biggie, heh."
Gwen looks at me skeptically.
"Well, can I see it?" she asks.
"No! I mean, it's....it's not ready yet. I don't want to show it to people until it's done."
"Are you sure? I could help. I mean, I'm pretty good with chemistry too, y'know."
That's an understatement--Gwen's the only person in our AP Chem class with a higher GPA than me.
"Thanks, but it's just.....it's a personal project. Something I wanna keep a secret, okay?"
The look on her face changes from skeptical to concerned.
"Peter," she says,
"you've been acting weird for weeks now. You don't talk to me or Harry at school, I never see you online anymore, and your aunt says you're spending all your time down here working on something, and you won't tell anyone what it is. Pete, you're not......you're not, like, making explosives or something, are you?"
"What? No! Come on, Gwen, you know me better than that."
"I know, it's just.....I'm worried about you," she says, putting a hand on my shoulder.
"I know things haven't been easy for you since you lost your uncle. I just want to make sure you're going to be okay."
"I'm fine, I promise," I say, backing away sheepishly.
"I mean, okay, I know how it looks. Weird kid gets picked on, has a life-changing trauma, spends weeks building stuff in his basement, and then before long you've got a national tragedy and the subject for the next Michael Moore documentary. But I swear, I'm not going to do anything stupid. What I'm doing, I'm just....I need to do something to keep my mind off of things. You've gotta trust me, okay?"
"I do trust you, Pete," Gwen says, smiling gently.
"But you don't have to shut yourself off like this. You can trust me too, y'know."
She looks me in the eye, peering over the rim of her glasses and I swear, right into the heart of me. When you've been friends with someone as closely and as long as we have, you connect with them on levels most people wouldn't get. If I were the kind of person who believed in something as cheesy as soul-mates, Gwen would definitely be mine.
"Okay, okay, I'll tell you," I say, guilt washing over me as I take a deep breath.
"Over the last couple of weeks, I've been making....."
"....yes?"
".........a sex robot."
There's a pause long enough to drive a fairly sizeable fleet of trucks through it while she stares at me in disbelief.
"....a sex robot?"
"Well, not like a full-on android, I mean," my face turning bright red as I go with the story.
"It's more like, I dunno, an artificial mouth that I--"
"Peter! Eww!"
"I know, it's gross and pathetic. But a guy's got needs, y'know?"
"Oh God, shut up, I'm not hearing this," she says, clapping her hands over her ears as she marches towards the cellar door in disgust.
"Just don't tell anyone, okay? If Flash Thompson finds out about this, my life is over!"
"Tell anyone? I'm trying to forget I even heard it myself!"
Gwen high-tails it out of the basement, and I let out a sigh that's a little bit of relief and a whole lot of self-loathing. I mean, she comes to me out of genuine kindness and concern and caring, and I scare her off by telling her I'm some kind of techno-perv.
Still, would it have been any better if I'd told her the truth? "Oh, these? These are gadgets and weapons that I'm going to use to wage a one-man war against the entire criminal underground of New York City. I got it in my head that I can take down a crime lord so powerful the police can't even touch him, but it's okay because, oh, didn't I tell you? I'm a mutant freak with spider powers these days! Hey, why are you calling the cops?"
She's better off thinking I'm a skeezy pathetic sex-freak than knowing I'm probably going to get myself killed playing super-hero. Heck, she'd probably be better off thinking I'm going to blow up the school.
"Peter?" Aunt May calls from upstairs.
"Peter, do you have someone down there with you?"
"It was just Gwen, Aunt May," I answer,
"but she left."
"Oh, well, that's too bad," she says as she comes down the stairs.
"I was going to see if she wanted to stay for dinner. I'm making chicken marsala tonight."
"Awesome," I say--her chicken marsala really is the best.
"But, erm, yeah, she had to run. Something about a project for school."
"That's a shame; it's always nice to have a good friend to keep you company," she says, her voice cracking a little bit. I feel terrible for her--without Uncle Ben, she's all alone, apart from me.
Suddenly, her eyes brighten a bit.
"Oh! That reminds me, dear, an old friend of mine is moving here from Metropolis," she says.
"Anna Watson. It'll be so good to see her again. She has a daughter your age, you know. Mary Jane, a lovely girl. She has such a wonderful personality."
Yikes. From what admittedly little experience I have in the dating world, "wonderful personality" means "try not to pay attention to the fact that she's an ugg-o."
"Well, that's good for you, Aunt May," I say, kind of dreading what she's probably going to follow that up with.
"They'll be here this weekend, and I hope you don't mind," Oh God, here it comes....
"But I told Anna that you would take Mary Jane out and about, help her get used to living in a new city. It could be fun!"
"Oh yeah, I'm, um....I'm sure it'll be great," I say, a mortified smile on my face.
"Wonderful," she says, pleased with herself.
"Now come upstairs and wash up for dinner, Peter."
Well, isn't this just wizard. I've been set up on a blind date that I'm only doing for Aunt May, and the girl is probably going to be some weirdo whose "wonderful personality" includes smelling her fingers or something like that. And I don't even have anybody to talk to about it, since my best friend now thinks I'm building a high-tech blow-up doll in my basement.
At the very least, I should have my web-shooters finished after dinner, and then I can take the whole thing out for a test run as soon as Aunt May goes to bed. If Spider-Man can survive the criminals and mobsters this city has to offer, then I'm sure I can handle whoever this Mary Jane Watson turns out to be.