One time I got really drunk and...

[enterthemadness]

One of my friends got drunk off his ass at a party a few days ago. I decided to steal his cell phone and change his contacts to superhero names.

Next thing you know he's drunk sexting Wonder Woman :dies:

You got more awesome in my book.

 

[Marx]

I got really sick and passed out. (Definitely not something I'm proud of.)

 

[enterthemadness]

I got really sick and passed out. (Definitely not something I'm proud of.)

Isn't that the point of drinking?

 

[Marx]

Isn't that the point of drinking?

The point of drinking should never be 'drinking to get drunk and pass out'.

 

[enterthemadness]

The point of drinking should never be 'drinking to get drunk and pass out'.

I need to do that though. Get crazed outta my mind. Not in Vegas though...I be the sober friend that sees my friends get blazed outta mind.

 

[BizarroAids]

I got really drunk and pissed on a stack of my comics and my laptop. I also peed in my friends closet once, and tried to mask it with cat liter.

 

[Figs]

I got really drunk and pissed on a stack of my comics and my laptop. I also peed in my friends closet once, and tried to mask it with cat liter.

Did it work?

 

[Manic]

I once asked the designated driver to pull over at an empty shopping center's parking lot at 3am so I could run over to the bushes nearby and take a piss.

 

[BizarroAids]

Did it work?

Yeah, it was a pretty big puddle. I remember the next day, he asked if I had spilled the cat liter or tripped over her box. I eventually just told him the truth.

 

[Gamma Ray]

Never get naked when drunk because people have cameras in their phones now.

 

[chaseter]

Not really. Nothing wrong with that drink. It's not gonna stop as it's being marketing on same level as bud light and coors light now.

Although I don't care for smirnoff ice anymore. I rather have labatt. Smirnoff ice mango taste like sweet sweet cool-aid win.

Yes there is everything wrong with that drink. Time to upgrade.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

After pregaming, with bud light, I got drunk off a s**tload of jungle juice (don't ever drink it). As I walked out party, half a block down I collapse to my hands and knees, puking a lot. I managed to get to the bathroom where I puked some more. Next thing I remember I'm waking up in my friends apartment, where I woke up wet, jacket, shirt and everything. Yeah, you have to take too many guesses to what happened there.

 

[Manic]

I've only recently heard about this crazy drink called Four Loko that's a mix of alcohol and an energy drink. Somehow, the combination causes you to get F'd up really quickly. One can only has 11% alcohol, but I hear stories of people blacking out after only one or two cans.

So... if anybody wants a new drunk story (or to risk death), go find a can.

 

[Marx]

I've only recently heard about this crazy drink called Four Loko that's a mix of alcohol and an energy drink. Somehow, the combination causes you to get F'd up really quickly. One can only has 11% alcohol, but I hear stories of people blacking out after only one or two cans.

So... if anybody wants a new drunk story (or to risk death), go find a can.

Yeah, there are actually states starting to ban the 'Four Loko' drinks because they're so dangerous.

 

[AndThePickles]

No no Manic, one can is the equivalent of a 6 pack of beer lol. Super super high alcohol content!

I've tasted it, but only a few sips as I'd already been drinking. It is very strong but sweet. If you were to drink one slowly, it wouldn't be too bad. The main issue is people drinking them irresponsibly.

 

[Tex]

Too many stories to list. I got a fake ID when I was 15 so ya. Been arrested twice because of drinking. But there were tons of good times haha.

 

[Manic]

No no Manic, one can is the equivalent of a 6 pack of beer lol. Super super high alcohol content!

I've tasted it, but only a few sips as I'd already been drinking. It is very strong but sweet. If you were to drink one slowly, it wouldn't be too bad. The main issue is people drinking them irresponsibly.

According to their website, "Four Loko is sold in 23.5-ounce cans with either 6 or 12 percent ABV." So it's really only the equivalent of 1.5 cans of beer. I have no idea why it knocks people for a loop.

 

[The Apocalypse]

I've only been drunk really bad once and I ended up coming home and the second I got in I went to my couch clothes and jacket still on and I tried to go to sleep. I had to throw up though so I hopped into my bathroom and puked. Folded up a towel in my bathtub and went to sleep in there. I wokeup and found a bottle of Hypnotic next to me and then I puked again. Don't really like getting drunk to the point I wanna pass out only because the next day is worse. But I wasn't sure how that bottle got there. Apparently it was my friends and I just took it when I left. I don't even drink that crap.

 

[AndThePickles]

According to their website, "Four Loko is sold in 23.5-ounce cans with either 6 or 12 percent ABV." So it's really only the equivalent of 1.5 cans of beer. I have no idea why it knocks people for a loop.

With the 12% one for 23.5 oz, it would be roughly the equivalent of 4-5 12 oz beers. Here's an interesting article about it that breaks down the health concerns:

http://www.kansan.com/news/2010/nov/04/opposites-attract-four-loko/

 

[Manic]

...is it right that I'm still tempted to buy a can of Four Loko? And I mean just one can. To nurse on. Just once.

 

[JStorm]

1) Randomly slapped a friend off his bar stool.
2) Screamed at a phat chick "is your screenname 'Pork Chop'?!"
3) Got lost in a parking lot, when called and asked by my friends where I was, I replied "I see cars."
4) Drunk text my priest "wanna get some waffle house" at three in the morning.
5) While standing straight up, I suddenly fell to one side - stiff as a board. To this day, no one knows why. I drank water bombs the rest of the night.
6) Ran one mile in sandals, because my brother told me I had to stay home.
7) Could not stand in one foot of water, because the current "took my sober away."
8) Jumped out of my bed, because I thought my Batman poster was alive.
9) Drunk text Ma "can you make me a hot pocket?" She lives two hours away.
10) Posted on the Hype in perfect grammur.


More to come later.

 

[Manic]

1) Randomly slapped a friend off his bar stool.
2) Screamed at a phat chick "is your screenname 'Pork Chop'?!"
3) Got lost in a parking lot, when called and asked by my friends where I was, I replied "I see cars."
4) Drunk text my priest "wanna get some waffle house" at three in the morning.
5) While standing straight up, I suddenly fell to one side - stiff as a board. To this day, no one knows why. I drank water bombs the rest of the night.
6) Ran one mile in sandals, because my brother told me I had to stay home.
7) Could not stand in one foot of water, because the current "took my sober away."
8) Jumped out of my bed, because I thought my Batman poster was alive.
9) Drunk text Ma "can you make me a hot pocket?" She lives two hours away.
10) Posted on the Hype in perfect grammur.


More to come later.

You forgot...

11) Made offensive comments to Hype users on Skype

 

[JStorm]

You forgot...

11) Made offensive comments to Hype users on Skype

Not very embarrassingly epic, just flat out wrong. x 1,000,000.

 

[enterthemadness]

1) Randomly slapped a friend off his bar stool.
2) Screamed at a phat chick "is your screenname 'Pork Chop'?!"
3) Got lost in a parking lot, when called and asked by my friends where I was, I replied "I see cars."
4) Drunk text my priest "wanna get some waffle house" at three in the morning.
5) While standing straight up, I suddenly fell to one side - stiff as a board. To this day, no one knows why. I drank water bombs the rest of the night.
6) Ran one mile in sandals, because my brother told me I had to stay home.
7) Could not stand in one foot of water, because the current "took my sober away."
8) Jumped out of my bed, because I thought my Batman poster was alive.
9) Drunk text Ma "can you make me a hot pocket?" She lives two hours away.
10) Posted on the Hype in perfect grammur.


More to come later.

What is wrong with you...

 

[JStorm]

What is wrong with you...