One time I got really drunk and...

[knowsbleed]

Haha, I just now realized that every... single... time... I read an ETM post, I unconsciously make the "WTF-face".

 

[Wiseman]

That's called a seizure

 

[enterthemadness]

Haha, I just now realized that every... single... time... I read an ETM post, I unconsciously make the "WTF-face".

I have that effect on people in real life....

That's called a seizure

haha....

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Haha, I just now realized that every... single... time... I read an ETM post, I unconsciously make the "WTF-face".

I make the "LOL-face".

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Oh, I know.

Coors Light sucked ass.
Bud Light...or Bud Weiser? I can't remember...it was at a tailgate party at a Panthers game...probably Light...it was so-so...that could grow on me.

BTW Coors Light is amazing, dumbass.

 

[BatMatt]

Coors light is not bad, it was on draft for $2 last night so that's what I opted for. If I'm going for an American light beer I'd usually go Bud Light

 

[AndThePickles]

BTW Coors Light is amazing, dumbass.

HAhahahaha "amazing." It's a cheap light beer that doesn't taste like beer, but I'll drink it if it's a drinking game lol. I'm not a big fan of drinking cheap beer now that I'm out of college.

 

[-Arya-]

Light beers are not for me. It tastes like water.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

HAhahahaha "amazing." It's a cheap light beer that doesn't taste like beer, but I'll drink it if it's a drinking game lol. I'm not a big fan of drinking cheap beer now that I'm out of college.

Amazing for cheap light beer.

Happy?

Plus, I'm in college. It's kind of what we drink.

 

[AndThePickles]

Amazing for cheap light beer.

Happy?

Plus, I'm in college. It's kind of what we drink.

Wait til you graduate, you are gonna experience a whole new world of beer, trust me!

 

[Sarge 2.0]

My fave is still Heineken, even though people don't tend to stock that at SJU. :heart:

For rich kids, they're super cheap when it comes to the alcohol they choose to supply.

It's Natty Ice, Natty Light, coors light, or bud light usually. And chicks tend to gravitate toward those awful smirnoff ice's or wine coolers.

 

[The IronMan]

i tried to take a 30' inflatable chuck e cheese rat

even better at a party around the holidays I ate some Christmas decoration and lights off a Christmas tree. the girls parents were less than happy for some reason.Thank God I don't drink anymore

 

[Maximus One]

I gotta good one I just thought of. I was at this party at a friend of mines house right. Were all just chillin and drinkin having fun ya know. Well my friends "uncle" or cousin or something was a skinhead. I cant stand skinheads at all. And my friends little brother took his nazi flag down outta the garage where we were all partying at. Dude comes out to the garage and flips straight the hell out. "Wheres my fn flag blah blah blah!" And for some reason he thinks one of my other friends had something to do with it and they get into a big fight. Well we all know how it goes when a fight breaks out at a big party so now everyone is fighting. My friend that was blamed for taking the flag and the skinhead are like rolling around on the ground fighting so Im drunk as hell and just like "**** it" so I run up and start kickin the skinhead dude in the back of the head. Now I shouldnt have done it but I was drunk and hes beatin my friends ass. What was I supposed to do. Well next thing I know my friends Grandma who is like 5'2" at most runs up and just starts straight punching me in the mouth "Why are you kicking my son!" So after about 5 shots straight to the face by my friends crazyass grandmother Im just like "Nana (thats what we all called her) stop ****ing hitting me!" Cuz it aint like Im actually gonna punch my dudes grandma or sumthin ya know. Crazy ass nite. Moral of the story even if your getting hit by your friends grandma dont hit her back. Cuz that woulda just made the situation alot worst

 

[Sarge 2.0]

In my earlier twenties things were out of control with the drinking. It was mostly just me and my friends sitting around getting plastered and playing video games like Street Fighter, etc.

The only good story I have is it was like May 2003 and it was my friend's moms' birthday. She was getting free beers for everyone and it was Coors Light. I don't really like that stuff too much but it was free. It was also the first time I ever had light beer so it was going down VERY EASY. I had about twelve beers in a three hour period.

We were all pretty plastered and, yes, we had a designated driver. The whole way to my apartment we were screaming, "DESIGNATED SHAUN! DESIGNATED SHAUN!" And, from what I remember, Metallica's Master of Puppets was on the radio was, from second hand knowledge I was banging my head out the window at people screaming "SATAN! SATAN!" Now the neighborhood I lived in during that time was very, how do you say?, GHETTO. It was a very black dominated neighborhood.

When I'm at home with a few of my friends I get a call from this girl I had been talking to and she wanted to hang out with me. Being drunk as hell I'm like, "YES!". So, I go down her house, which thankfully was only a few blocks away, and she is wanting to party. So, basically as I was slightly sobering up from my beers she pours me shot after shot of vodka. Then she smokes a joint with me. It's at this point that I don't remember CRAP! AT ALL!!! It's the only time in my life that I've blacked out and had absolutely no control of my actions.

I wake up in the morning in her bed and it felt like I had millions of people jumping up and down inside my head. Quick lesson for the newbie drinkers... "Beer before liquor, never sicker!", Remember I told you that. So, I look at my surroundings....there's the girl next to me...naked...I'm naked...and I'm like..."All right! I freakin' got laid! Great night!" Well, I keep looking around and...some quick back story...this girl lives with two other girls. Now the girl I was talking to was no supermodel or anything but she was an average looking girl. Now her roommates...now they were like disgusting hog looking creatures. The one was like 38 and had worts on her face. The second roommate was EASILY 300lbs. Well, they were in the room too. One was sprawled out on a bean bag chair and the other was just on the 300lb one was on the floor like a beached whale. She was completely naked and, yes, there were used condoms all over the floor.

It was VERY obvious what had happened to me that night. So I went to the bathroom and commenced to throw up for a long, long time. Now to this day I don't really know if it was just the alcohol consumption or just that I was disgusted by the large fat woman on the floor. But I learned a lesson that night. DON'T drink a lot around horny fat chicks!!!!!!

It was actually the last time I drank heavily and cut down immensely on alcohol consumption. I then turned to marijuana as my drug of choice and did that for a few years and it was a much better time than alcohol. Heh. Sorry for the super long story but that was the most insane thing that has ever happened to me drunk.

Over a year later, this still makes me laugh.

 

[Hobgoblin]

I passed out on my buddies couch in college. I woke up later to see him sitting in a chair and I asked him when he arrived home from work. He and my other friend laughed, because I had no memory of him coming home a few minutes before. Another time I threw up on his leather jacket. I should mentioned that my buddy is 6'10'' and has a short temper.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Smirnoff Ice gives me heartburn in ways that I cannot describe. I have a newfound respect for beer. Fantastic pirate themed bar not too far from me has over 500 beers, and there's a Greek beer called Mythos that I highly recommend. Other then that it's generally gin (New Amsterdam or Bombay or if I wanna drink it straight with some cucumber or something Hendricks) or if it's cold out I'll drink some Maker's Mark.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

so i was working at 6 am till 2 pm and so i only got a few hours of sleep the night before. at about 4 or 5 my friends and i stop at the liquor store, at about 5:30 ive had two beers and my friend gives me a mixed drink a high ball filled to the top. i drank it had another beer and another half high ball and by now i cant feel my teeth. at about 12 i got to bed at 2 am i wake up run to the bathroom but only get to the doorway and start to coat the floor and toilet in vomit. my friends girlfriend had to clean it up.

 

[enterthemadness]

Dunno if I already said this here in this thread...but um superbowl in 09, Cards loss to Steelers one. With a friend at hooters...had 5 smirnoff ice drinks...2 on empty stomach. Don't remember much of 3rd quarter...missed work next day...almost sucked on a beer bottle. Almost got told to leave...would have fallen on my back if not for the manager.

On my bday this year...had 4 long island ice teas that sucked. Like 2 on empty stomach..and threw up when got home...then had my alien ant farm cake.

I hate being drunk or super buzzed. I'm just too skinny to drink.

 

[enterthemadness]

Ah...I posted on the last page. I now drink labatt blue or moosehead. Canada for the win.

And I dislike drinking at times. Gotta be in a mood for it.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

My fave is still Heineken, even though people don't tend to stock that at SJU. :heart:

For rich kids, they're super cheap when it comes to the alcohol they choose to supply.

It's Natty Ice, Natty Light, coors light, or bud light usually. And chicks tend to gravitate toward those awful smirnoff ice's or wine coolers.

Not like Heineken is what I consider expensive, but you should definitely try that Mythos I suggested. It's like a Heineken but a million times better.

 

[Boom]

First time I ever drank.

Drank a six pack of beer. Then my friend convinced me to try dip. Needless to say, I swallowed a little bit it.

So I was drunk, buzzing hardcore off nicotine, and violently ill. Oh, and we went to a football game ten minutes later.

 

[knowsbleed]

... Wiseman...

 

[Alex The Great]

One of my friends got drunk off his ass at a party a few days ago. I decided to steal his cell phone and change his contacts to superhero names.

Next thing you know he's drunk sexting Wonder Woman :dies:

 

[chaseter]

There is way too much smirnoff drinking going on in here and it needs to stop.

 

[enterthemadness]

There is way too much smirnoff drinking going on in here and it needs to stop.

Not really. Nothing wrong with that drink. It's not gonna stop as it's being marketing on same level as bud light and coors light now.

Although I don't care for smirnoff ice anymore. I rather have labatt. Smirnoff ice mango taste like sweet sweet cool-aid win.