One time I got really drunk and...

No cool drunk stories, but when I get buzzed or slightly drunk off of Smirnoff Ice (no longer drink anymore, quit this year)...um yeah. Almost started sucking on a empty bottle...almost passed off off the five bottles I had...almost got asked to leave Hooters (was watching teh superbowl with a friend)....gave the waitress who was hot a 50 ish dollar tip. I think I got drunk cause 2 of the 5 bottles I had on the empty stomach? I didn't start drinking really until turned 21 last year...never threw up, but I kept making the empty stomach drinking mistake.
 
I have never heard of any man getting drunk off of Smirnoff Ice, haha. Glad to see someone breaking the girlie-drink stereotype. I can't drink the stuff anymore...too sweet.
 
I drunk those like crazy, but never because I want to get drunk. They're just better than Kool-aid
 
I've had Smirnoff Ice once before. I prefer beer over it though.
 
Haha, I don't know what it is about alcohol that makes me want to steal.



We stole a Christmas tree from a Christmas tree lot one night. I woke up the next morning hugging it. I went down to my car to go buy some breakfast and there were pine needles ALL over the place...

well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
 
The worst is when you lose money or cards or something.

Or when you think you do. This weekend I thought I lost my credit card so I called my bank to cancel it, then the next time I went to my car it was on the front seat.

Nothing worse than thinking some *****e is somewhere putting a down payment on a car with your credit card.
 
Haha, I don't know what it is about alcohol that makes me want to steal.
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This makes me laugh for some reason.

Fine, but I'm gonna post the good with the bad. This is a long story but worth it, and I know some people might look down on me for how I used to live my life but we all make mistakes, the past is the past.

Ok, so the summer when I was 19 I owned a Trans am, I was a manager of a store, I thought I was hot ****, I was, over the three month summer, sleeping with 6 different women. My girlfriend, her sister, her cousin, her best friend, some lesbian, and my ex girlfriend. My girlfriend knew about her best friend and the lesbian because we were having threesomes with them, she did not know about the other 3. I'm only saying all this to set up the time period. In july of that year, i got jumped and was in the hospital for a while, on August 17, me and my two best friends were drinking all day along with some girl they just met the night before that they tag teamed. We were wasted by 4pm, I decided it'd be a great idea to go to the guys house that was responsible for me getting jumped. We drove there and I started banging on his door and yelling for him to get out. Nobody answered so I took a baseball bat out of my car and started smashing his car windows with it. He came out, I hit him on the side with the bat, then grabbed the back of his head and kept slamming my knee into his face(broke his jaw, and nose and a couple teeth got knocked out) then I pulled out a knife and told him if I ever saw him again I was going to kill him.........We leave and go to Burgerking cause again, we were wasted and were still drinking in the car so we were hungry. We go in, order our food, my one friend kept taking his shirt off(cause that's just something he did when he was drunk) and we were all being really loud and obnoxious. They kept telling us to leave, we didn't, they called the cops. Then we started destroying crap inside the restaurant. We got in the car, I went around to the drive-through and did the biggest brake stand ever, like I mean the whole building was covered in smoke. At this point I began speeding, when the wrong way down a one way street, my friend in the backseat and that girl I didn't even know started having sex. I ran into somebodys small tree, kept going, and finally after fishtailing for what seemed like forever I crashed the car in a field. I wasn't wearing my seatbelt and when the car went of the road it flipped foward and then did multiple flips side to side while I was hanging on outside the car. Finally the car stopped upside down, with me trapped under the top of the car hood. My one friend had a warrent for his arrest for violating probation so he pulled me out and ran, my other friend and that girl were stuck in the back seat. I stopped breathing and my heart stopped beating....Paramedics came, brought me back to life, pulled out the two from the back seat naked, I was unconscious until I woke up in the hospital when they were x-raying my arm which I broke in 3 different spots. In the waiting room of the hospital was my girlfriend, my ex girlfriend, and a whole bunch of other people who should not be in the same room at once. There was a bunch of arguing and a couple fist fights and everyone who was there for me got kicked out of the hospital. My friend that ran away after the accident was caught 3 weeks later and spent a year in jail. At the end of the day I broke my arm in three places, my nose, 2 ribs and I had road rash all over my body that took months to heal. I was on probation for 3 years, paid 5,000 dollars worth of fines and lost my job. And I had some serious cleaning up to do with all that went on in the waiting room. So, I lived large that year, was king **** till August, and then it finally caught up with me.

You know, I thought I had some wild ass drunk stories before reading this. I probably wont even bother now. I mean, holee ****. You are the King.
 
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This one time, my friend got drunk and lost his parking ticket inside the garage. When I asked him to look for it for the 8th time, he replied "I don't see what the big deal is" and tole ME to take it easy haha.

Crazy guy
 
This one time, my friend got drunk and lost his parking ticket inside the garage. When I asked him to look for it for the 8th time, he replied "I don't see what the big deal is" and tole ME to take it easy haha.

Crazy guy

Hahahaha. I know that crazy guy. When he finally found the ticket, he pulled it out and said, "oh, you mean this CARD?"
 
Sounds like he really punched your ticket. :D


btw I wish i could have been concious for that. i would have laughed hysterically. "you mean this CARD?" lmao
 
I have never heard of any man getting drunk off of Smirnoff Ice, haha. Glad to see someone breaking the girlie-drink stereotype. I can't drink the stuff anymore...too sweet.

I can't drink beer, only wine cooler type drinks and long island ice tea. The last time I got drunk was at Hooter's...had 3 Long Island Ice teas on a empty stomach within 20 minutes. My waitress was not pleased, as the 3rd another girl got it for me.

Smirnoff Ice... :dry:

Wait for it....

Hey, I'm sure that the Hooter's girls got a kick out of it lol.

Probably if she told 'Some geek guy got drunk off a girl drink and gvae me 50 buck tip. lol.'

I drunk those like crazy, but never because I want to get drunk. They're just better than Kool-aid

ESPN/Smirnoff Ice have teamed up. I see Smirnoff Ice tv ads on ESPN and USANetwork and Smirnoff Ice sponsors the baseball games and the show PTI.

And I think beer is nasty.
 
Drink enough of it, you'll change your tune.
 
Beer is delicious. :heart:

Once you get to drink enough of it you realize it's Divine Nectar.
 
Drink enough of it, you'll change your tune.

Oh, I know.

Coors Light sucked ass.
Bud Light...or Bud Weiser? I can't remember...it was at a tailgate party at a Panthers game...probably Light...it was so-so...that could grow on me.
 
Beer is delicious. :heart:

Once you get to drink enough of it you realize it's Divine Nectar.
 

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