One time I got really drunk and...

[Majic Walrus]

When I was 17 there was this girl that had the biggest crush on me, and she was hot. I decided to spend the first night with her at a friends house where I got completely hammered off Goldshlager I told her how into her I was too, started making out with her. Asked her to be my girlfriend, then ten seconds later broke up with her cause I thought it was funny........at the end of the night I was so wasted I couldn't walk her down the stairs of the apt because I couldn't make it to the door without falling. Right after she left I sat on the couch and puked all over myself. My friends rolled me into the bathroom where I stripped naked and slept on a pile of dirty clothes....................Two weeks later I started dating her for real though, so no lession learned

Good for you!

 

[Prison Mike]

When I was 17 there was this girl that had the biggest crush on me, and she was hot. I decided to spend the first night with her at a friends house where I got completely hammered off Goldshlager I told her how into her I was too, started making out with her. Asked her to be my girlfriend, then ten seconds later broke up with her cause I thought it was funny........at the end of the night I was so wasted I couldn't walk her down the stairs of the apt because I couldn't make it to the door without falling. Right after she left I sat on the couch and puked all over myself. My friends rolled me into the bathroom where I stripped naked and slept on a pile of dirty clothes....................Two weeks later I started dating her for real though, so no lession learned

LOL I was thinking...that must have been the fastest relationship ever.

 

[Wiseman]

I have what could fill pages and pages of drunk stories, but that was the first one that still to this day makes me laugh so I figured I'd post that one

 

[Timstuff]

This is why I stop after one drink. I don't want to find out how much of an ass I am when I get drunk.

 

[Nathan]

I just get funny.

 

[Prison Mike]

I have what could fill pages and pages of drunk stories, but that was the first one that still to this day makes me laugh so I figured I'd post that one

please post more. I want to live vicariously through you.

 

[Majic Walrus]

This is why I stop after one drink. I don't want to find out how much of an ass I am when I get drunk.

Don't be afraid of embracing your inner alcoholic. You might find that you like yourself more when you're totally blitzed. You'll probably also find that no one else likes you.

 

[The Depp]

One time i got really drunk and...while at my friends house (around 3am) i was laying on the floor trying to sleep when i decided it was a good idea to get up and run all the way to the park down the street, fall to the ground and 20 minutes later run back. Sorry, no puking story from me, i never puked when drunk

 

[Drakon]

Hah!! From an IM with XCHICK last night:

DrakonsFyr (12:06:10 AM):I swear I'm not that bad
DrakonsFyr (12:06:25 AM):well, I am, but at least I'm somewhat cognizant.
DrakonsFyr (12:06:30 AM):cause I type well
DrakonsFyr (12:06:33 AM):with big words
DrakonsFyr (12:06:37 AM):see?

 

[david icke]

Ok, one drunk story that has a superhero connection somewhat...

When I was about 17 my friend and I would always get drunk on a Friday night before attending our school's youth club. It was held in the P.E department of our school. While in the toilets I started thinking about an issue of amazing spider-man where he climbed through the air vents of a building(the one with Willo the wisp and teh Tarantula when teh Tarantula got turned into a real tarantula). So I climbed up onto a toliet and pushed through one of teh partitions of teh ceiling and climbed up into it to see if I could emulate this sneaking around the building thing.
As soon as I stood on the inside of teh ceiling space the whole ceiling started shaking under my feet, really swinging back and forward as I walked, everything caving in until the whole ceiling collapsed along with me onto the ground.
One guy was in the room with me standing near teh door going 'Holy s***, holy s***'(he later became a cop)
I left teh building and ran around to find teh tractor that had been parked in the school doing some work, i was going to drive it into teh building but it had been taken away.

 

[The Depp]

Ok, one drunk story that has a superhero connection somewhat...

When I was about 17 my friend and I would always get drunk on a Friday night before attending our school's youth club. It was held in the P.E department of our school. While in the toilets I started thinking about an issue of amazing spider-man where he climbed through the air vents of a building(the one with Willo the wisp and teh Tarantula when teh Tarantula got turned into a real tarantula). So I climbed up onto a toliet and pushed through one of teh partitions of teh ceiling and climbed up into it to see if I could emulate this sneaking around the building thing.
As soon as I stood on the inside of teh ceiling space the whole ceiling started shaking under my feet, really swinging back and forward as I walked, everything caving in until the whole ceiling collapsed along with me onto the ground.
One guy was in the room with me standing near teh door going 'Holy s***, holy s***'(he later became a cop)
I left teh building and ran around to find teh tractor that had been parked in the school doing some work, i was going to drive it into teh building but it had been taken away.

Holy TEH!

 

[Prison Mike]

why were you going to drive the tractor into the school?

 

[Speedball]

It was my friends birthday party, and I had this genius idea of mixing tequila and rum together. I made out with three guys, two were fighting over me, and I went home with the one I wanted to go home with, which was the third one. The next day, however, was not that fun.

 

[The Depp]

why were you going to drive the tractor into the school?

Seemed like a good idea at the time i suspect.

It was my friends birthday party, and I had this genius idea of mixing tequila and rum together. I made out with three guys, two were fighting over me, and I went home with the one I wanted to go home with, which was the third one. The next day, however, was not that fun.

As FML puts it "you deserved that one"! Speaking of, this one sounds like it could belong there...

 

[POWdER-man]

I remember the first time I was able to get into a bar...I was 14 and it was in Myrtle beach South Carolina. :heart: It probably helped that I as well as my brother and his friends were bigger than the two bouncers there.

My most memorable night would probably be the Christmas party to my first job. I was 16at the time and drank a quart of Seagram's 5 Star Whiskey (I loved that stuff), a few beers and coolers as well, but the straw that broke the camel's back was this moonshine a friend of mine gave me. I swear after that I don't remember a thing, which is literally the only time I have ever completely blacked out. Apparently I did my own personal routine to AC/DC's Shook me all night long, asked (most likely slurred) a girl I liked to come back home with me, spent some time in the bathroom puking followed by poking my head out the door and grinning at my friends every once in a while, and then ended up in the front lawn half naked...mind you this was the middle of December in Canada....There was some other stuff but I rather not say.

The girl I liked did end up bringing me back home but I guess as soon as I stepped inside I fell face first to the ground. Ahhh to be young again :heart:

 

[Speedball]

Seemed like a good idea at the time i suspect.



As FML puts it "you deserved that one"! Speaking of, this one sounds like it could belong there...

How is that a FML? I wanted to go home with the third guy, had a crush on him for a LONG time.

 

[The Depp]

How is that a FML? I wanted to go home with the third guy, had a crush on him for a LONG time.

Not that part, the day after with the other two fellas and them fighting over you. Awkward times i'm sure...

 

[Jager X]

Last year was the only time i ever vomited while drunk. One weekend, my friends and I planned on going to the movies and drinking afterwards. I wanted something strong and tastey so I got a bottle of Peppermint Schnapps. The employee told me that due to its high content that two cups of the stuff would be enough to give you a great buzz. Before we left for the movies and because I haven't eaten anything since the morning, I took only two shots of the stuff to test it. The movie we went to see was sold out so we headed back to the dorm to accomplish our second goal for the night. We all sat around the table stacked with alchohol that we had accumulated in the past. After drinking for a while, I decided to experiment out of boredom. I took the Schnapps-along with gin, ston vodka, rum, green apple vodka, and cranberry juice- and made this beautiful, coagulated drink. After five shots of that **** on an empty stomach, I found myself in the bathroom throwing up a little bit before making my way to my girl's room to sleep it off. All I remember was trying to get some but vomit on your breath is not a turn-on.

 

[BatMatt]

hmm...
passed out at numerous bars
tried to steal a Lexus
ate an unhuman amount of food all the time
cut my hand smashing a porcelain toilet that was on the roadside
blacked out most of January and February of this year
ugh...a lot of things I've done drunk, I just don't remember a lot of them, but I've heard a lot of great stories about myself

 

[Kevin]

I was drunk last night. Apparently I IM'ed my best friend and his girlfriend in a threeway chat, asking them when the hell they were getting married, if I was going to be the best man, and if I could be the godfather of their kids. They've only been dating a month and a half.

I want your drinking story as my own. I Lol'd.

 

[Carcharodon]

I didn't drink until I turned 21, but I quickly realized two things:

1) Whiskey was my drink of choice.

2) I can chug whiskey like a mofo.

I showed off by chugging an 8 oz glass at a small party, and then a couple of hours later I was asked to give an encore performance. My girlfriend had to almost carry me home, and when we got there, I repaid her by redecorating our bathroom and then doing a drunken, half-assed job of cleaning up after myself. Cleaning the next morning wasn't fun, and wall-scrubbing was required.

Apparently, I refused to kneel by the toilet while vomiting. In fact, I think I insisted upon standing in the doorway nowhere NEAR the toilet. I'm not sure why.

I've never chugged whiskey since. To be honest, I don't like alcohol very much at all anymore.

 

[Anubis]

P***y. Get back on that horse and ride!

 

[Drizzle]

Another time when I was really s***faced I constantly kept doing impressions of Raphael screaming from the first TMNT movie. In case you don't know what I'm talking about, it's this part:

[YT]T8k-obRa90k[/YT]

 

[Carcharodon]

P***y. Get back on that horse and ride!

Yeah but alcohol (for the most part) just tastes like crap to me. It baffles my friends, but it does. It's not pleasurable to drink, and usually I get TOO drunk. Vomiting, for me, is a violent affair.

 

[bullets]

Last time I got drunk was embarassing. I drank vodka with a couple of friends before we got into the city and was already drunk when I arrived at the first bar. I sang some GunsNRoses karaoke ( at the barstool ) so loud my friends suggested we go somewhere else .. fast. We waited at a two story club in a long line for what could of been two hours . The bottom floor seemed dark and empty So right before we got into the door I stepped out of the line . One of my buddies was with me on this . The other two had to step out of line and got pissed . Then they showed us the second floor was full of gorgeous woman. We wound up at another bar , where I backed up some random stranger in a fight , I got kicked out and the guy I was helping gave me the finger. We all went to another bar and met up with a group of transexuals who wanted us to go in their limo. Luckily we refused . I guess I was in Blackout mode and only one of my friends remembers somewhat the events that transpired in the next hour. Basically hurling insults a random woman and strange pick-up lines I can't repeat. We went to mcdonalds and i apparently got some chicken nuggets. A girl I hadn't seen since High school ran into me . She was with her boyfriend , I proceeded to hit on her . She said " I need some chicken nuggets" I said " You need some "McDick" . I haven't ran into her since. I then , told all my friends how much I loved them . I gave the parking garage attendant a 100 dollar tip . I actually started to "sober-up" but found nips in the car and drank some of them . How I got home , i can't remember but I parked my car on the lawn . Good times.