One time I got really drunk and...

[Victarion]

I got drunk and hit on my friend's mom.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I've done that sober.

 

[Victarion]

Awesome.

Oh, and of course Wally World hide and seek.

I hid in the plastic garbage bins and nearly broke my ankle trying to get out.

 

[Silvermoth]

Once I got very drunk and took off all my clothes except my underwear and danced around a campfire.

 

[Master Chief]

There was a bottle of Bacardi 151 at my boy's 19th birthday bash.

I didn't get smashed, but it was at a suite and I was in the bedroom with the hot tub.
We had to clear out because he puked all over himself and passed out, they carried him in like a star fish.
lol. Good times. :heart:

 

[Sarge 2.0]

She she said in no uncertain terms that he was a "horse's ass" and that if he ever came back she would "stab him in the taint."

Brilliant.

 

[kane9321]

One time I got drunk and threw up in my friends bed...yeah she was pissed

 

[The Guard]

One time my wife and our female friend and I got drunk and tried to see how many DVDs we could hang off our respective breasts.

It was odd, to say the least.

Another time I tried to stand up and I fell over instead. That was pretty killer.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I haven't done this in a while(haven't been drunk in a while), but I used to go for long walks with 1 or 2 friends whenever I got drunk in college. Idk what it is, but I always wanna go walk somewhere when I'm hammered. Weird. We'd talk to strangers as we passed them, it was always a good time.

 

[knowsbleed]

If you can walk while you're hammered... you're not really hammered. Maybe just a little nailed.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I've been "stumbling over" drunk like once. I tend to just black out or pass out after a certain point. I'm not that belligerent clumsy drunk guy.

 

[SsM]

I've never passed out, blacked out or forgotten anything from any drunken night, no matter how blitzed I was.

 

[knowsbleed]

I've been "stumbling over" drunk like once. I tend to just black out or pass out after a certain point. I'm not that belligerent clumsy drunk guy.

Hey! THAT guy usually doesn't have a problem getting laid. THAT guy can't usually finish all his french fries before passing out on his own floor. THAT guy wakes up and wonders where his shoes went. THAT guy has to look around his apartment for vomit puddles that he remember creating.

THAT guy... is cool.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That guy has herpes

 

[bullets]

One time my wife and our female friend and I got drunk and tried to see how many DVDs we could hang off our respective breasts.

It was odd, to say the least.
.

Lol ...Wtf ? How do you even do something like that ?

 

[knowsbleed]

That guy has herpes

THAT guy doesn't have herpes...

*i hope*

 

[craigdbfan]

After a long night of non stop drinking during my senior year of HS me and my friends went to a Taco Bell drive through where the puking commenced (damn you Mickeys!) as some girls driving behind us asked how I was doing.

I responded foolishly by attacking them verbally (to my dismay I found out the following day that they were just concerned and were good looking on top of that ). I have no idea why I even decided to insult them and it probably made sense at the time due to my complete drunken incoherency.

My friends were buying meals and even after puking I insisted for them to buy me two tacos and some water. On the way to my house I once again puked (surprise, surprise) this time barley rolling down the window and vomiting a bit inside my friends car but luckily I was able to aim towards the pavement.

As soon as I get home I hit the bed and wake up the next morning with my shirts collar covered in yak but thankfully no headache or groggy feeling (my hangovers are relatively mild).

So yeah that had to be the most embarrassing incident involving me and alcohol ever since that incident I've only gotten drunk to controllable levels and I try avoiding alcohol unless if I'm with friends where it just ends up happening.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Mickeys. Good times.

 

[The Guard]

Lol ...Wtf ? How do you even do something like that ?

How do I do something like that, or how did the girls?

 

[Watson]

I haven't done this in a while(haven't been drunk in a while), but I used to go for long walks with 1 or 2 friends whenever I got drunk in college. Idk what it is, but I always wanna go walk somewhere when I'm hammered. Weird. We'd talk to strangers as we passed them, it was always a good time.

I do this sometimes. We also mix it up with fun variants such as "Let's take some random shopping cart and ride it around the neighborhood!"

Also, beer-boganing

 

[Drakon]

@Watson: You actually seem like you'd be interesting drunk. Like, you'd laugh at the worst jokes.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I do this sometimes. We also mix it up with fun variants such as "Let's take some random shopping cart and ride it around the neighborhood!"

Also, beer-boganing

I used to hang out w/ a bunch of kids in high school who thought they were Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass crew. They got my ass out with them a few nights flinging shopping carts around parking lots. 2 people get in a car. While the driver drives, the passenger holds onto a cart out the window and the driver speeds up. At the last second before the passenger releases the cart, the driver turns suddenly. Man, what fun. Totally irresponsible though.

 

[AndThePickles]

I've been "stumbling over" drunk like once. I tend to just black out or pass out after a certain point. I'm not that belligerent clumsy drunk guy.

I'd rather you stumble over than be drunk and impossible to move

 

[knowsbleed]

You can move him. Just pretend he's laying on top of another girl.

 

[AndThePickles]

You can move him. Just pretend he's laying on top of another girl.

Har, har. I don't care how angry I am, the man is like, double my weight. It ain't happenin!