Only in comic book movies

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He did, yes. Singer on the other hand...

Lol. Supes lifting up NK with a piece of kryptonite bugs me. The only reason I can say is he had adrenaline or w/e you call it to continue on.

 

[Majik1387]

Only in a comic book movie is a character so powerful they can reverse the Earth's orbit and turn back time.

 

[Mrh7448]

^and only do it once for the express purpose of saving one person

 

[Mrh7448]

Only in comic book movies can a hero come and go out of their bedroom window in tights and go completely unnoticed.

 

[Chris Wallace]

^and only do it once for the express purpose of saving one person

Whose death apparently never happened, but everyone remembers the earthquake & all events leading up to it.

 

[FOG3]

Only in comic book movies can you kill someone with a hand buzzer.

 

[Chris Wallace]

And remain unharmed yourself.

 

[FOG3]

haha, sounds right to me.

 

[roach]

only in a comic book movie that the hero decides to become a superhero and tights instead of using their incredible physical powers for personal gain(like the rest of us would)

 

[Mrh7448]

Only in a comic book movie would the press be allowed on a jumbo jet pigging back a space shuttle for an inaugaral flight.

Only in a comic book movie would said flight actually keep it's passenger plane seats and area.

Only in comic book movies could somebody been thrown around a plane during a very rough crash and not have any broken bones.

 

[Jlandsw]

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[Jlandsw]

Only in a comic book movie could a superhero return to earth after 5 years, and on the same day his arch-nemesis is released from prison.

 

[Majik1387]

Only in comic films acan people who know the hero not piece together that the hero's alter ego is never in sight when the hero is.

 

[XCharlieX]

Only in comic book movies can you get thrown out of a building on fire and hit a car before crashing to the street, while your only super power is being rich, and survive.

In all fairness his chest armor is the toughest there is and it was only a couple stories up.

Only in comic book movies would a guy in a neck brace, leg cast and arm sling come back to fight a giant green creature.

 

[XCharlieX]

Only in a comic book movie can the richest person return to his city after a seven year absence, a new masked vigilante reveals himself, and no one can put the two together.

While utilizing equipment designed by his own employees, no less.

First, there was probably hundreds of people that came to the city on that same day, and second i figured Fox had those bases covered. Afterall, Wayne enterprises is a very large international company and even Rutger Haur didnt know wtf was down there, only Fox at his little pc of records.

Only in comic book movies can the machine that irreversibly takes away your powers all of a sudden be reversible.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Only in comic book movies can a guy who's a complete jackass still be considered a hero and win the heart of a woman who's obviously too good for him. Actually, that could apply to a lot of movies

 

[XCharlieX]

Heres one for begins:

Only in comic book movies can a guy do a pointing gesture and it be considered threatening.

 

[Chris Wallace]

Only in comic book movies can a guy who's a complete jackass still be considered a hero and win the heart of a woman who's obviously too good for him. Actually, that could apply to a lot of movies

Who did you have in mind here?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Who did you have in mind here?

Wolverine.

 

[Chris Wallace]

Only in comic book movies can a guy who's a complete jackass still be considered a hero and win the heart of a woman who's obviously too good for him. Actually, that could apply to a lot of movies

That's not really true. Nice women get with jerks all the time. In fact, they often dump a nice guy to be with him.

 

[Mr. Walters]

Only in comic book movies can four teenage ninjas eat nothing but pizza and still be in top physical form.

 

[DACrowe]

Only in comic book movies can the damsel get in distress and never figure out why the villains keep kidnapping her.

Only in comic book movies do people cheer the heroes as they destroy all their property and threaten their lives in selfish battle with said villains.

Only in comic book movies do cops and fire fighters stand by while a crime/building burning down is happening with a confused look on their faces.

Only in comic book movies do Newton's laws of motion and gravity prove to be more like guidelines than actual rules.

 

[3dman27]

Lol. Supes lifting up NK with a piece of kryptonite bugs me. The only reason I can say is he had adrenaline or w/e you call it to continue on.

who's nk?

 

[Chris Wallace]

Only in comic book movies can four teenage ninjas eat nothing but pizza and still be in top physical form.

Good one.
Only in comic book movies does a woman emerge from a perfectly good hiding spot seconds after the cops leave-and not get spotted by them. (V For Vendetta.)