Out of all the Chuck Norris facts in the universe...

[Drizzle]

As a teen, Drizzle impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany, nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

Drizzle once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger by yelling "BANG!"

 

[p.marlowe]

p.marlowe once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

 

[SpideyVille]

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. SpideyVille was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

 

[CBGB]

When Volton 4 visited the "Virgin Islands" after he left, they were just "the Islands"...

 

[SpideyVille]

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but SpideyVille beats all 3 at the same time.

 

[Figs]

This is too good!!!


Spideyville007, keep 'em coming!




Figs can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Figs is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

 

[The Evolutionist]

If The Evolutionist is late, time better slow the **** down.

 

[Mike_D202]

Bullets does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

I already said that one! :

 

[Ring Deacon]

Ring Deacon doesn't have nightmares, nightmares have Ring Deacon.

Ring Deacon does not heal, he regenerates.

The X-men character Cyclops was based on the time Stan Lee saw Ring Deacon kill a man just by glaring at him.

 

[EndofTheWorld]

If chuck does a roundhouse kick, every woman in a two mile radius gets an orgasm.

 

[Mister Sinister]

Mister Sinister once had an erection in public. There were no survivors.

 

[SpideyVille]

Figs can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Figs is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

I think this one has made me crack up the most


SpideyVille can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

 

[Immortalfire]

There is no "ctrl" key on Immortalfire's keyboard. Immortalfire is always in control.

 

[AllThingsComic]

AllThings does not do push-ups, he pushes the earth down.

 

[Armand Z Trip]

Armand Z Trip once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Armand Z Trip was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Armand Z Trip can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

An Armand Z Trip-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

 

[Immortalfire]

The names on the Hype's Members List aren't really members. They are the names of people that Immortalfire has roundhouse kicked in the head.

 

[Bad Superman]

*Some kids piss their name in the snow. Bad Superman can piss his name into concrete.

*Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Bad Superman's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

*Bad Superman once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

 

[JoeCat]

SoMuchJoe doesn't kill two birds with one stone. SoMuchJoe kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.

 

[Alex The Great]

The names on the Hype's Members List aren't really members. They are the names of people that Immortalfire has roundhouse kicked in the head.

*grabs ice pack*

 

[Immortalfire]

The universe continues to expand. It's trying to get away from Immortalfire.

Animal species are endangered only because Immortalfire hasn't gotten to them yet.

 

[NHawk19]

NHawk19 once ordered a Big Mac @ Burger King and got one.

 

[Immortalfire]

Immortalfire CAN believe it's not butter.

 

[Immortalfire]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Immortalfire.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Spider-Man Luvr28.

Spider-Man Luvr28 is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

[kane9321]

Kane9321 is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Kane9321 CAN lead a horse to water and make him drink it
Kane9321 doesn’t wear a watch, I decide what time it is.