Spidey-Bat
Ours is the Fury
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TheSumOfGod said:RIGHT NOW, Chuck Norris is killing EVERYTHING, because HE CAN.
I hope Uwe Boll is one of them.
TheSumOfGod said:RIGHT NOW, Chuck Norris is killing EVERYTHING, because HE CAN.
Spidey-Bat said:I hope Uwe Boll is one of them.
God, I forgot all about this thread.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is not immortal. Death's just too damn scared to ever come for him.
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.