Out of all the Chuck Norris facts in the universe...

[The Spawn]

...which one(s) is/are true, or are almost true, or are pretty much true when "Chuck Norris" is replaced with your name?

 

[Immortalfire]

Immortalfire can simply walk into Mordor.

 

[The Geek Vault]

pfft Chuck Norris is old, now Wise Beard man rules!

 

[pooh912]

chuck norris is the greatest guy aliveand o yea another great thread spawn

chuck norris is the greatest guy aliveand o yea another great thread spawn

chuck norris is the greatest guy aliveand o yea another great thread spawn

chuck norris loves spawns amazing questions

 

[Halcohol]

Halcohol doesn't sleep.

He waits.

 

[AlteredEgo]

AlteredEgo uses live rattle-snakes as condoms.

 

[The Battousai]

Swords don't cut The Battousai - The Battousai cuts swords

 

[pooh912]

pooh912 kicks ass in texas with cowboy boot and *****s

 

[The Geek Vault]

Superman wears Marvelman418 pajamas

 

[Malice]

Malice's tears cure cancer, to bad he never cries.

 

[Immortalfire]

Immortalfire can slam a revolving door.

 

[Mike_D202]

Mike_D doesnt tea-bag, he potato-sacks.

 

[Immortalfire]

Immortalfire can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

 

[pooh912]

pooh912 is the greatest poster

 

[SpideyVille]

If you have five dollars and SpideyVille has five dollars, SpideyVille has more money than you.

 

[pooh912]

pooh912 is the greatest thang that eva happened to texas

 

[Symbiotic]

If you have five dollars and SpideyVille has five dollars, SpideyVille has more money than you.

This made me LOL.

 

[pooh912]

pooh912 can make u lol all over

 

[SpideyVille]

SpideyVille can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

 

[The_Dark_Knight]

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

 

[Rocker22]

Rocker22 destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Rocker22 can slam a revolving door.

Good idea.

 

[StorminNorman]

StorminNorman can kill two stones with one bird.
StorminNorman destroyed the periodic table because he only recognized the element of surprise.
StorminNorman always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

 

[bullets]

Bullets does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

 

[SpideyVille]

When SpideyVille falls in water, SpideyVille doesn't get wet. Water gets SpideyVille.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

CYM is the greatest thang that eva happened to texas

this is true!