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It has recently been confrimed by scientists that the Big Bang was in fact a result of Chuck Norris farting.
quiet funny actuallyThe Comedian said:http://www.youtube.com/w/Young-Chuck-Norris---SNL?v=NBSpNPzVsMM&search=young%20chuck%20norris
the young chuck norris sketch from last nights snl
The Comedian said:http://www.youtube.com/w/Young-Chuck-Norris---SNL?v=NBSpNPzVsMM&search=young chuck norris
the young chuck norris sketch from last nights snl
ShadowBoxing said:
ShadowBoxing said:
Superman79 said:^^Hence the reason they spared us the beard...as per Chuck's orders
Who says Chuck Norris doesn't care about us mortals??
ShadowBoxing said:
wiegeabo said:When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
Chuck Norris house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's ****ing head off.
Noone, he was born with the knowledge, like animal instincts.Iceman/Psylocke said:Who taught Chuck the roundhouse kick?