Peeves....

[StrainedEyes]

When I'm waiting for the elevator and have pressed the button. But then someone new comes into the building, walks past me, and presses the button. Like I was waiting for magic to get it to work or something.

And the people who press the button 7 times because we all know it goes faster that way

People who eat apples or any smelly food during a class. It's f***in' 3 hours long, with a break inbetween, wait and eat when it's over, don't bother me with your crunch crunch crinkle crinkle.

Slow walkers are a huge one

Loud talkers also. Especially on the train or in a restaraunt. It's always one group too, everyone else is mouse quiet, but the place sounds like a highschool cafateria cause the one group really wants to talk about cars or some s**t

People who stand there and wait impatiently as a group of people are exiting a building through a door, cause they want to get in that door. But there are 4 other doors they can go in through. USE ANOTHER DOOR, idiot.

People who just say "excuse me, excuse me, EXCUSE ME!" But make no effort to further explain the excuse me so I know where to move or what I'm standing infront of.

 

[November Rain]

people touching my hair or rubbing my head like it's normal.

funnily enough i don't go up to people and invade their personal space without their permission so why do people feel they can do it to me just because i have cool hair or a bald head...

 

[jaguarr]

People who try to talk and text on the phone while driving. When some idiot is swerving in front of me on the highway during the middle of the day its almost always some fool on a phone.

This is my big pet peeve. I've had more a-holes damn near swerve into me, cut me off or do some other stupid thing on the road that endangers their own life and other peoples that turned out to be talking on their damn phone. I always get up next to them and just hold the button for my horn down so they can't hear a damn thing.

Also, people who drive mini-vans must die. They ALWAYS seem to be the ones that cut me off. And half the time it's some jackass soccer mom driving it.....talking on her goddamned cell phone.

Also, unless you're a hot girl, do not talk to me on the elevator. The only reason I'm taking it and not the stairs is because I'm late for something and I'm focusing on getting my ass up to my office. Read that little video screen that shows the news while you're on there, don't bug me.

When I worked for the courts just out of college, I often had to go over to the Attorney General's office, which was at the top of a very tall building. Lot's of uptight a-holes in suits riding the elevators up and down. I used stand and face them instead of standing and facing forward and staring at the numbers on the screen. It would make them horribly uncomfortable, which was amusing as hell to me.

jag

 

[POWdER-man]

people touching my hair or rubbing my head like it's normal.

funnily enough i don't go up to people and invade their personal space without their permission so why do people feel they can do it to me just because i have cool hair or a bald head...

But it's soooo hard to resist.....

 

[November Rain]

you just dont touch

 

[Badger]

People who leave in their ear set for their cell phone while just walking around, or basically whenever they're not in their car. That drives me nuts, plus they tend talk louder, which as JR said, is annoying as ****. Also people who drive slow in the passing lane, they need to get the hell over and stay over. Yeah, that's about it.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I hate talking in movie theaters...and I don't mean just hate, it drives me nuts, I can't seem to enjoy a movie if people are talking in theater. I honestly want to punch them in the face but then I remember that thats not rational.

 

[Strange]

People who don't use their turn signals really anger me.

 

[BubbaGump]

Ha. You've never had a dozen books dropped on your heads.

 

[Yurka]

People who drive slow in the passing lane,

People who chew with there mouth open,

People who don't make eye contact when they talk to you,

People who kick the back of my seat in a theatre,

People who talk in a theatre,

People who insist on eating nachos with there mouth open in the theatre.

 

[AhabTheArab]

blatant and obvious "bragging" about anything. its so narcissistic and annoying as hell.

 

[Golgo-13]

Girls that claim they want a man to respect them for more than their bodies, but practice behaviour that is to the contrary like flasing their boobs, and acting like ****s.

Ppl that pop gum.

 

[terry78]

Girls that claim they want a man to respect them for more than their bodies, but practice behaviour that is to the contrary like flasing their boobs, and acting like ****s.

Ppl that pop gum.

The gum popping happens usually by girls in places that are supposed to be quiet, like movie theatres. Dudes never pop their gum. Girls can be just as much jerks as guys can.

 

[MakeMineMarvel]

-People that inaccurately modify their car. Porthole vents are a Buick tradition, please don't put them on your Neon, thank you. Also, VTec is a type of Honda engine, so why is that sticker on your Camaro? You have boost gauges on your 2003 slush box Malibu ... why?

-People that drive slow in the left lane. Move. The Eff. Over.

-People that bring kids that are too young to PG13 and R rated movies. "Hey, family with the 6 year old walking into Wedding Crashers! That old lady with you is the grandma, right? Here's a thought: maybe she can stay home and watch the kids!"

-People that don't say "excuse me" when pushing by you. Even in a place where it's crowded and you know you have to push by, tossing out some "excuse me's" is appropriate. I have sharp elbows and don't mind using them in retaliation.

-People that don't know how a four-way stop works (my peeves are very car oriented.) Whoever gets to the stop first gets to go first, regardless of whether they're going straight or not. If two cars arrive at the same time travelling in cross directions, the one on the immediate right of the other goes first. If they are going opposite directions and one is turning, the non-turner goes first. This isn't hard.

 

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

"Everyone going slower than me is an idiot, everyone going faster is a maniac"
~George Carlin

This one is better...

"I don't have pet peeves; I have major psychotic ****ing hatreds, okay. And it makes the world a lot easier to sort out."
- George Carlin

 

[Strange]

When you are at a restaurant and ask a waiter or waitress for a straw and they bring you one already opened and plop it in your drink for you.

 

[eat aliens]

Slow drivers in general

People who chew with their mouth open

Kids running all over the place in the movie theater....I had to put up with this while watching SIN CITY, of all movies. Where the hell are these kids parents?


Elderly drivers that shouldn't be driving

People at the gym who don't clean their sweat off the machine after their done using it

People that smell like B.O.....have they not heard of deodorant?!

People who do not park straight in a parking lot

....I could go on and on.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Slow walkers really piss me off, especially in groups that crowd the entire sidewalk, it's even better when you excuse yourself past them and they say sorry. You're not f'ing sorry, if you were sorry you wouldn't be taking up the entire sidewalk and go back to taking up the sidewalk after I passed!

Also people who are so awed by the tall buildings in the city that they stop in the middle of the sidewalk to look at it or are looking up and weaving all over the sidewalk.

Finally, people trying to get on trains while people are still getting off, like the train is going to immediately close it's doors once everyone is off or people trying to get on already overcrowded trains, great I had perfectly nice spot 6 inches away from this person's armpit, now I'm basically inside it, thanks!

 

[amazingfantasy15]

People who do not park straight in a parking lot

Yeah, that sucks too, the people the park in two spots. Also seeing half parking spots on the street, knowing if the person used the extra 2-3 feet in front of them, you'd be able to park your car a block away from your house instead of 3 blocks.

 

[terry78]

The people that gawk at buildings are tourists from small towns, who are quite prevalent downtown right now. Wearing shorts or I heart Chicago t-shirts, easy prey for scam artists.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

People who don't use turn signals..Especially here in Miami!! No wonder we were named the worst city to have drivers.
When people talk in the movies or their cellphone go off..When I saw Live Free or Die Hard this past weekend, behind me this old man kept talking super loud to his wife saying what was going on & this girl's cell went off..Eventually, it fell on the floor, thank god.
People who interrupt me like a million times when I talk.
People who talk suuuuuuuuper loud.

 

[Charlie No-One]

People who talk during movies. Shut the **** up, ****e. I don't care what you have to say.

People who do dumb **** in movies because they think they are cool.

People who will say stuff like "Well I knew about them way before they were famous." Who cares? Really? Who cares?

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Listening to my dad listening to this old guy talking about the Marlin games almost every night in the car giving the play by play. It's really really boring.

 

[keith_v]

If you've ever worked a cash register, and someone is holding evrything up because they feel the need to have a conversation on their cell phone instead of just dropping the money in front of you.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

People who spell the word losing as loosing. It's THE most common error I see on the internet. It makes me loose my mind!