People who sit next to you in the movies un appreciation thread

[Jplaya2023]

Seriously, this is almost as bad as someone tailgaiting someone up and down the freeway like a damn football game.

So lets go over the rules to ensure proper protocol is establish for great movie watching.

1. People filling into an empty movie theatre must sit on the end seats and fill from outside in. (For example:: if u see someone sitting on one end, you must sit on the other end on the other side of the aisle.)

2. Before you sit on the other end make sure there are no empty rowe's where you can sit there and dictate seating.

3. Do not sit directly behind someone when you have empty seats in your aisle, unless the aisle is filled, which in case you ask the person for permission to sit directly behind them.

4. If you're late to the show and notice everyone is seated and basically no more seats are left you must leave and wait for the next show. Do not ruin everyone else's movie experience by trying to cram into the theatre.

5. You must leave atleast 2 or 3 empty seats between people whom you dont know or did not go to the show with. These empty seats serve as feet rest, lounging, food and drinks etc..

6. If someone has their feet on the seat in front you, you must not sit there, and you must find another seat or leave to see a later show.

7. People who sit in the middle are not allowed to go to the RR or get food. Just because you need to eat or piss does not mean i need to be accommodating your big azz getting in and out of the aisle.

8. Do not bring your 7 month year old crybaby azz toddler to the movie theatre knowing they're going to be crying the whole damn time ruining my movie experiance. Do not bring your bad azz 4 or 5 year olds who scream and also ruin the movie.

If everyone followed these basic rules, movie watching would be much better.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

No one's gonna..

 

[Morg]

6. If someone has their feet on the seat in front you, you must not sit there, and you must find another seat or leave to see a later show.

uh huh or I'll just cut off the legs and sit there

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

6. If someone has their feet on the seat in front you, you must not sit there, and you must find another seat or leave to see a later show.

uh huh or I'll just cut off the legs and sit there

Lol. I just tell them to get their damn feet off my seat. It makes the seat more uncomfortable.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

8. Do not bring your 7 month year old crybaby azz toddler to the movie theatre knowing they're going to be crying the whole damn time ruining my movie experiance.

Curse them, we hates them!

 

[Shuley]

Why do people sit right next to you in an empty theater? I hate that! This whole theater and you gotta sit right there!!

 

[jaguarr]

Yeah....if you try to stop me from going to the bathroom during a movie (and trust me, I'm only going because it's a damn emergency because I don't want to miss any of the movie), I'm going to give your popcorn an extra dousing of salt. And keep your goddamned feet off the back of my chair. Period. That means don't touch it with your feet. At all. If you insist on propping your feet against the back of my chair, I will ask nicely for you to stop exactly one time. After that, your shoes will be stripped from your feet and thrown down by the movie screen (yes, I have done this to a couple of jackasses who thought they were being funny by kicking the back of my chair when I politely asked them to stop). Also, ****. You have nothing of interest to say. Ever. But, ESPECIALLY when you are in a movie theater. And turn off your cell phone, too. Nobody you know has anything interesting to say, either, so they can wait to tell you whatever inane piece of information it was they wanted to until you get out of the theater.

jag

 

[Jplaya2023]

6. If someone has their feet on the seat in front you, you must not sit there, and you must find another seat or leave to see a later show.

uh huh or I'll just cut off the legs and sit there

no sir, your obligation is to either find another seat or sit in another show.

just because i got my seat(s) early does not mean yo have the right to ruin my comfort.

I had to move 3 damn times cause people were trying that sit next to me sheeit at the theatres

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Another thing that sucks: enormous groups of greasy ****head teenagers, talking, giggling, sucking on each others nasty little acne-infested faces...ugh. Burn them!

 

[Morg]

no sir, your obligation is to either find another seat or sit in another show.

just because i got my seat(s) early does not mean yo have the right to ruin my comfort.

I had to move 3 damn times cause people were trying that sit next to me sheeit at the theatres

Pray you never run into me, if I tell the person to move his feet he damn better well do it

 

[Jplaya2023]

Yeah....if you try to stop me from going to the bathroom during a movie (and trust me, I'm only going because it's a damn emergency because I don't want to miss any of the movie), I'm going to give your popcorn an extra dousing of salt. And keep your goddamned feet off the back of my chair. Period. That means don't touch it with your feet. At all. If you insist on propping your feet against the back of my chair, I will ask nicely for you to stop exactly one time. After that, your shoes will be stripped from your feet and thrown down by the movie screen (yes, I have done this to a couple of jackasses who thought they were being funny by kicking the back of my chair when I politely asked them to stop). Also, ****. You have nothing of interest to say. Ever. But, ESPECIALLY when you are in a movie theater. And turn off your cell phone, too. Nobody you know has anything interesting to say, either, so they can wait to tell you whatever inane piece of information it was they wanted to until you get out of the theater.

jag

No, if im sitting there with my feet in the seat first you need to show common courtesy and find another seat. If u need to pee then go out the other way not the way in which i'm sitting.

 

[jaguarr]

No, if im sitting there with my feet in the seat first you need to show common courtesy and find another seat. If u need to pee then go out the other way not the way in which i'm sitting.

Pray to God you never go to the same movie and theater as I do.

jag

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Does it all really matter? In the end, whoever's doing what near me, I tell them to **** or stop. It works.

 

[Jplaya2023]

Pray you never run into me, if I tell the person to move his feet he damn better well do it

WHY can you find another seat? You see my feet there first go sit somewhere else.

 

[Shuley]

Some people could try to not eat or drink anything a few hours before you go to the theater,My brother always has to get up and go tot he bathroom in the middle of the movie...cause he can't stop drinking anything! I tell him all the time.

 

[PhePhe112]

Seriously, this is almost as bad as someone tailgaiting someone up and down the freeway like a damn football game.

So lets go over the rules to ensure proper protocol is establish for great movie watching.

1. People filling into an empty movie theatre must sit on the end seats and fill from outside in. (For example:: if u see someone sitting on one end, you must sit on the other end on the other side of the aisle.)

2. Before you sit on the other end make sure there are no empty rowe's where you can sit there and dictate seating.

3. Do not sit directly behind someone when you have empty seats in your aisle, unless the aisle is filled, which in case you ask the person for permission to sit directly behind them.

4. If you're late to the show and notice everyone is seated and basically no more seats are left you must leave and wait for the next show. Do not ruin everyone else's movie experience by trying to cram into the theatre.

5. You must leave atleast 2 or 3 empty seats between people whom you dont know or did not go to the show with. These empty seats serve as feet rest, lounging, food and drinks etc..

6. If someone has their feet on the seat in front you, you must not sit there, and you must find another seat or leave to see a later show.

7. People who sit in the middle are not allowed to go to the RR or get food. Just because you need to eat or piss does not mean i need to be accommodating your big azz getting in and out of the aisle.

8. Do not bring your 7 month year old crybaby azz toddler to the movie theatre knowing they're going to be crying the whole damn time ruining my movie experiance. Do not bring your bad azz 4 or 5 year olds who scream and also ruin the movie.

If everyone followed these basic rules, movie watching would be much better.

i agree 100 % with everthing!!!! especially the bolded.

 

[jaguarr]

WHY can you find another seat? You see my feet there first go sit somewhere else.

I can't speak for Morg, but the ONLY reason I'm sitting anywhere near your smelly ass is because there ARE no more seats left.

jag

 

[Jplaya2023]

I can't speak for Morg, but the ONLY reason I'm sitting anywhere near your smelly ass is because there ARE no more seats left.

jag

which leads me back to one of my points.

4. If you're late to the show and notice everyone is seated and basically no more seats are left you must leave and wait for the next show. Do not ruin everyone else's movie experience by trying to cram into the theatre.

 

[jaguarr]

Yeah, I'm not waiting for the next show just so you can prop your feet up. Deal with it.

jag

 

[Jplaya2023]

Yeah, I'm not waiting for the next show just so you can prop your feet up. Deal with it.

jag

well you need to be on time then. Dont ruin my movie with your theatrics

 

[Badger]

WHY can you find another seat? You see my feet there first go sit somewhere else.

Good luck with that. I agree with most of your list. But your damn feet shouldn't be on the back of the seat anyway, it isn't a ****ing LazyBoy. Just so you know I'm always one of the first into the show. So I generally don't have that problem. But I've spoken up for other people, who wouldn't say anything. Some people have no Goddamn respect.

 

[Charlie No-One]

The only real rule I have is: **** and don't touch me unless asked.

 

[jaguarr]

The only real rule I have is: **** and don't touch me unless asked.

Which one is you in this picture?

jag

 

[jaguarr]

well you need to be on time then. Dont ruin my movie with your theatrics

Phil already said it.....it's not a goddamned Lazy-Boy. You can think about that while you are retrieving your shoes from down by the screen.

jag

 

[Charlie No-One]

Which one is you in this picture?

jag

Smart.

What I meant is unless I ask for popcorn or other drink/food needs, don't touch me A.K.A don't tap my shoulder to ask me questions. don't play cute and annoy, and don't move in front of me to ask to go to the bathroom.