The Dark Knight Portman as Catwoman

[CConn]

Yeah...and my balls fire electromagnetic pulses

Awesome. Mine turn into double-bladed lightsabers.

 

[The Chairman]

......I have officially eaten my words. Thanks for the pictures, Anthony.

You're welcome.

 

[CConn]

She's better than Vanessa Lane, I'll tell you that much.

Can Portman take two in the A with reading a book held by her feet? I don't think so.

 

[zer00]

Yours too?

Good to know you have no argument

 

[The Chairman]

Can Portman take two in the A with reading a book held by her feet? I don't think so.

I'm sure she can.

 

[zer00]

I'm sure she can.

You....have no comebacks

Now put your tail between your legs and go eat some mac and cheese

 

[The Chairman]

Good to know you have no argument

Well, I do have the ability to turn my earwax into solid gold.

 

[The Chairman]

You....have no comebacks

Now put your tail between your legs and go eat some mac and cheese

It won't fit.

 

[CConn]

I'm sure she can.

And I can turn my balls into double-bladed lightsabers.

 

[Mr. Socko]

That could pass for beautiful

But stunningly?

SO True

 

[zer00]

Aaaaaand we won

 

[The Chairman]

And I can turn my balls into double-bladed lightsabers.

You must be very popular at family picnics.

 

[CConn]

You must be very popular at family picnics.

Incest is a horrible thing.

I blame most of it on Natalie Portman.

 

[The Chairman]

I hate you.

 

[zer00]

I hate you.

I like wine and roses

I really don't

But I love classic rock on the beach

 

[The Chairman]

I like wine and roses

I really don't

But I love classic rock on the beach

Once again, Zer00, you've left me dumbfounded.

 

[zer00]

Once again, Zer00, you've left me dumbfounded.

Because...that's difficult?

 

[The Chairman]

Back off. Seriously. I

 

[zer00]

Back off. Seriously. I

Yes commander

Commander of what?

oh...we know

 

[The Chairman]

What exactly are you implying?

 

[zer00]

What exactly are you implying?

That a goose is as good as the gander

what is a gander?

that's for the courts to decide

 

[The Chairman]

That a goose is as good as the gander

what is a gander?

that's for the courts to decide

You're a moron. A likeable, sardonic, often hilarious moron, but a moron nonetheless.

 

[zer00]

You're a moron. A likeable, sardonic, often hilarious moron, but a moron nonetheless.

No actually I'm a consultant for people from the future to adjust to our world

You on the other hand are googly eyes. But often a butt of the anus

 

[The Chairman]

No actually I'm a consultant for people from the future to adjust to our world

Kind of like The Terminator?

 

[zer00]

Kind of like The Terminator?

No that was a major motion picture Written and Directed by James Cameron.