Portrait of a Lounge on Fire

[Schlosser85]

Mamaaaaa......just banned a trollll....

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Mamaaaaa......just banned a trollll....

I'll just assume this is The Batman related.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Mamaaaaa......just banned a trollll....

First banned poster for the decade found.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I'll just assume this is The Batman related.

They should have given him the yellow oval. I knew they wouldn't, but I'll die for this opinion. Fight me about it for the next six pages.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

They should have given him the yellow oval. I knew they wouldn't, but I'll die for this opinion. Fight me about it for the next six pages.

I'm too tired to fight.

 

[Reek]

you should ban krypton for his last few post in the lounge.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Someone say my name?

 

[Reek]

ban him! ban him!

 

[C. Lee]

First banned poster for the decade found.

You ain't been looking too good then.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

ban him! ban him!

 

[Reek]

I'll find you krypton... I swear it... I will ban you myself if i must... but mark my words......... you will suffaaaah!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'll find you krypton... I swear it... I will ban you myself if i must... but mark my words......... you will suffaaaah!

 

[Perfect Cell]

Something awful has awakened inside Krypton. This is what a life devoid of Sunny looks like.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Something awful has awakened inside Krypton. This is what a life devoid of Sunny looks like.

It's a question of mind over matter... I don't mind... So you don't matter!

Was... Was that good? More bass in the voice? Or was it just too cheesy? Too much "80's action hero"? Any other criticisms?

I'll just leave this questionaire here and you fill it out.

 

[Reek]

Something awful has awakened inside Krypton. This is what a life devoid of Sunny looks like.

so... we send him to Naked Shia. Zero Frenchman himself? harsh punishment but it may be necessary

 

[Perfect Cell]

so... we send him to Naked Shia. Zero Frenchman himself? harsh punishment but it may be necessary

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

so... we send him to Naked Shia. Zero Frenchman himself? harsh punishment but it may be necessary

Crowe is th enemy of all concierges everywhere. I've dealt with him before... I'll deal with him again.







Once more... Too much? Too aggressive? Does it need more subtle coloring?

 

[Reek]

too many questions

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Why ask why?

Try Bud Dry.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Try Bud Dry.

I mean... if it's too dry you can just use a humidity pack or something.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You ain't been looking too good then.

How many did I miss?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm getting this down here for the record and I'm not kidding friends with this. Not one bit.

About 10-15 minutes ago a stalker showed up who has been trying to get to Iman, the former super model that was married to David Bowie who lives at my job.

He had shown up on my shift once a couple weeks back but that was the first time I saw him. So, someone is at the door. This guy has a suit, long coat, and doesn't look like he's crazy homeless or something. I let him in and too late I realize it's the guy from before.

"Hey... It's Valentine's Day!" he says in this sing songy way.

I immediately get up and tell him he isn't dropping anything off he's not hanging around, he's getting his ass out of here. He responds with a very bold. "Are you gonna try and throw me out of here?"

"I will do whatever I must to do my job sir. Please leave now."

So this mutha****a... He puts his hands up like he wants to throw down. I'm too ****ing old myself (this guy looks late 50's/early 60's so, he's got 15 to 20 years on me...) to get into a fist fight, plus, as a martial artist I know... You don't want to get into a fight. You ideal want to intercept an attack and administer a beatdown. That's not a fight. That's not a back and forth with him hitting me and then I hit back, blocking, tackling, throws, all that good stuff. YOU DON'T WANT THAT. You wanna stop or snuff an incoming attack and then ****ing whale on the guy to the point one can escape, and if that's not possible, incapacitate them to the point control is possible or they are incapable of standing or running.

So... I'm not trading hands with the guy. He wants to throw down? Okay Kemosabe... Ready to dance with some Kali sticks? Once he put his hands up and was refusing to leave he brought whatever might happen on himself. I grab my sticks and just do some technique sequences (Double stick mind you, and unlike a lot of Filipino Martial Arts practicioners (Sorry bros... It's the truth...) I've trained siniwali to a point of actual ambidexterity and actual effectiveness. I have no qualms fighting double stick/sword/machete/knife.


Well that's all I had to start doing. "Oh ****!" sayeth the psycho. The guy just backs up really quick to where he hits the entrance door, still facing me. I keep stepping closer still swinging getting ready to beat the crazy off him. "Open that door behind you. OPEN THAT DOOR BEHIND YOU!" I yell at him. He does after a moment and then he's back out, without me having to actually do anything to him.

Once outside this guy starts screaming his head off in the most insane and irrational display I've seen in front of my face in the long time. He starts in on EVERYTHING. The Jews. Nazis. How he has an army... The ravings of a madman. But one who turned on a dime. He sounded more or less normal when he arrived, now he was full on psycho. I stay outside still armed at the entrance (I don't want him smashing the windows or anything.) and he's yelling at me as he walks fast down the block.


Here's the thing folks... This man's actions are ESCALATING. This my second time dealing with him, but he's tried to get in before and been continually dropping "gifts" off during the day shift, at least 3 to 4 times before in recent months although as I understand it, he's kinda been stalking her for a few years.

In any case... This isn't going to down shift in intensity. That's not how this **** goes. Captain Unbalanced is gonna come back. And I don't give a **** if any other Hypesters think I'm being dramatic but... It's a matter of time until this man returns with a gun.

It's inevitable. These types do not go home and reconsider their actions. If they were like that, they would have stayed on their meds or continued treatment, whatever. No, this guy is gonna return and I'll be blunt... I'm not taking a bullet for Iman. Uh-uh.

I'm gonna have a long talk with my super and hopefully Iman and I am going to tell her for her safety and now mine, she is going to do everything within her considerable wealth and connections to get this ******* off the streets. We KNOW his name. They know he's stalking her but I suppose until he actually gets violent there's little the authorities can do. Well... We've moved beyond mere restraining order territory. I'll testify in any case and I'll make sure to have our building supply the neccessary security footage. But she's GOING to use her money and connections to send this guy away because, again... I AM NOT GETTING SHOT BY A ****ING PSYCHOPATH BECAUSE IMAN DIDN'T WANT TO SPEND MONEY.


So... Real talk... In the days and weeks ahead if I suddenly disappear Loungers... Well something might have actually happened. I'll keep the crew here up to date with anything that happens.



Anyone that thinks this a joke or a prank, the other Loungers will tell you I am 100% the night concierge/security at the building where indeed David Bowie and Iman live(d).

 

[Perfect Cell]

This was my reaction for the entirety of that story:

I can honestly say I was not expecting Nightwing sticks to come into play. But here we are.

Yeah, I would definitely prioritize getting that **** done. Maybe mark that email to the boss as "urgent", you know?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

This was my reaction for the entirety of that story:

I can honestly say I was not expecting Nightwing sticks to come into play. But here we are.

Yeah, I would definitely prioritize getting that **** done. Maybe mark that email to the boss as "urgent", you know?

Ya'll... Ya'll really have always thought I was a paper tiger talking about my martial arts background.

I'm older, chunkier, nowhere what I was... But put a good weapon in my hands and, win lose or draw, you're gonna know you were in a fight with me.


Super and I have already texted back and forth and I'm going to stay after 7AM. He has full access to security footage and the building board and our management company will listen to him far more than to little ole' unimportant me.

Here's the thing... Iman is safe regardless of what happens to the staff here. Daytime or night if this guy became violent and shot the staff... He's still not getting to Iman. He's gotta know far too much than he possibly could to get up to her apartment even if he shot every staff member or offed me at night. So again... This is about our safety, not hers. Our asses are the front line here. And it's obvious now this guy is not abidding by any type of restraining order or what not.