Question: Why are women...

[Master Chief]

Has to be about like, fifteen centimeters above the knee. But of course everyone wears it higher.

And JLBats, that'sfriggin awesome dude. Unless they're obese.

 

[St. of Sinners]

I go to a Catholic school with a uniform policy, so... yay.

When I was an alter boy I got laid all the time, but I wasn't allowed to tell anyone or I'd go to hell. *sigh I miss you, Father McConnel.

 

[JLBats]

When I was an alter boy I got laid all the time, but I wasn't allowed to tell anyone or I'd go to hell. *sigh I miss you, Father McConnel.

...

 

[The Last Meatbag]

sinner

 

[St. of Sinners]

Saint.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Every time I walk up the stairs behind a group I have to look down, because if you look up some ****ty freshmen girl will ass flash you.

Freshman ****es piss me off


mostly because the seniors would all **** them






they were my pickins' dammit

 

[Master Chief]

I've never seen a username more appropriate.

 

[DBella]

Every time I walk up the stairs behind a group I have to look down, because if you look up some ****ty freshmen girl will ass flash you.

So your catholic school is co-ed? Cool!

 

[JLBats]

Has to be about like, fifteen centimeters above the knee. But of course everyone wears it higher.

And JLBats, that'sfriggin awesome dude. Unless they're obese.

No, they aren't. My friend's sister keeps saying "Hi, Josh" whenever I pass her in the halls, I don't know what to do

 

[jaguarr]

Wait. Hudson tried to date a squirrel?

jag

 

[Master Chief]

No, they aren't. My friend's sister keeps saying "Hi, Josh" whenever I pass her in the halls, I don't know what to do

If he has nice teeth, just say "Hi."

 

[JLBats]

So your catholic school is co-ed? Cool!

Yeah, it is. I don't really support the uniform policy, but I guess there are plusses

We also have theme days, like Western day, where everybody dresses in cowboy gear. Some of the less, uh... religious girls have clearly not seen any Westerns because they wear glorified lingery with a bandana and cowboy boots and hats.

 

[JLBats]

If he has nice teeth, just say "Hi."

...I think you missed the dilemma.

 

[Master Chief]

...I think you missed the dilemma.

No. No, I got it. But for those who did miss it, what was it again? Oh wait, she's your friend and her sister says... yeah, I missed it.

 

[JLBats]

No. No, I got it. But for those who did miss it, what was it again? Oh wait, she's your friend and her sister says... yeah, I missed it.

No, my friend, who is a guy, has a little sister and she says "Hi" sometimes.

I guess that is not a dilemma.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

No, they aren't. My friend's sister keeps saying "Hi, Josh" whenever I pass her in the halls, I don't know what to do

Scream "I DONT KNOW YOU!!!!!!!!!"

then throw your books down and sprint down the hall screaming

 

[Hudson]

must be a dutch thing

I aint dutch

 

[JLBats]

Scream "I DONT KNOW YOU!!!!!!!!!"

then throw your books down and sprint down the hall screaming

OMG, Yes.

 

[Master Chief]

No, my friend, who is a guy, has a little sister and she says "Hi" sometimes.

I guess that is not a dilemma.

Genders make everything confusing, should've been more specific. Holy crap, if I were gay that'd be such an awesome pick-up line. But srsly, say "Hi!" If she has nice teeth. That ! isn't an accident either, say Hi! with excitement. Yesss. Teeth. Actually, Meatbag's idea is better, go with that and film it.

 

[DBella]

Yeah, it is. I don't really support the uniform policy, but I guess there are plusses

We also have theme days, like Western day, where everybody dresses in cowboy gear. Some of the less, uh... religious girls have clearly not seen any Westerns because they wear glorified lingery with a bandana and cowboy boots and hats.

For 4 years I was stuck in a convent but it was all right coz our school wasn't too far away from an all-boys catholic school. Not far at all. I don't mind the uniform policy at all. In fact, I liked it. There are ways to improvise.

They wear ... what?! What the heck is a "glorified lingerie"?!

 

[JLBats]

They wear ... what?! What the heck is a "glorified lingerie"?!

Don't ask

Ever seen Christina Aguilera's "Dirrty" video? Now put a cowboy hat and boots on her, and bingo, you have Western Day.

 

[The Cajun]

No, my friend, who is a guy, has a little sister and she says "Hi" sometimes.

I guess that is not a dilemma.

How much younger is she?

If its legal and she looks nice then go for it. I mean how many chances you gonna get with a friends younger sister? You never know...she might have a nice personality aswell!

 

[Noon]

something like this http://www.fancydress.com/shop/product-view/115640 ?

 

[JLBats]

How much younger is she?

If its legal and she looks nice then go for it. I mean how many chances you gonna get with a friends younger sister? You never know...she might have a nice personality aswell!

...Integrity Now!

 

[DBella]

Don't ask

Ever seen Christina Aguilera's "Dirrty" video? Now put a cowboy hat and boots on her, and bingo, you have Western Day.

Yes, I have seen that video... sexy (in a scary way).
Ride 'em, cowgirl! Yee haw!!!