Rejected Star Wars marketing crap.

[Noir]

http://gizmodo.com/356168/star-wars...-crap-could-have-changed-the-universe-forever

Star Wars Rejected Promotional Crap Could Have Changed the Universe Forever

Here's another set of stunning, but rejected, Star Wars merchandise. These amazing examples of human genius go from a mini-fridge with Han Solo frozen in carbonite as its door to a Death Star BBQ, actual Leia's hair headphones and even an AT-AT chair caddy to hold your magazines, snacks and Pepsi—the marketing masterminds proposed all these gadgets—next to your favorite sofa. The best ones are frightening, yet irresistible.
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I don't know about you, but I would kill for a real fridge with Han Solo in carbonite on the door. Click the source for a lot more of these crazy promotional gadgets. They have a Bespin Cloud City lamp I could kill for. And make Addy want to kill me.

I want that ****ing Mini-Fridge

 

[GuardianofOa]

The fridge, caddy and grill are all pretty sweet.

 

[Erzengel]

I must have them.

 

[SuBe]

Ton-Ton Suit is awesome!

 

[amazingfantasy15]

The fridge, caddy and grill are all pretty sweet.

Yeah, very geeky, but would be so fun to have.

 

[Noir]

I'd sell my left nut for that fridge

 

[GuardianofOa]

I'll give you 5 bucks, Noir.

 

[Noir]

for my left teste?

 

[hippy fascist]

There seems to be a bit of a pepsi theme going on with the AT-AT and the fridge.

 

[Noir]

Pepsi: The Official Drink of the Darkside.

 

[hippy fascist]

corporate semen. The official drink of george lucas

 

[StorminNorman]

Why in the name of all things holy were these things NOT made?

 

[Figs]

Why in the name of all things holy were these things NOT made?

Agreed. That fridge alone is badass!

 

[Apollo]

i remember geting a bunch of episode one crap from KFC...the crap i got as toys should have been rejected...they'll called those toys? pfff

 

[Matt]

All of that stuff is pretty damn awesome, and I would but them in a heart beat (specifically the caddie, mini-fridge, and the girll). But I think I would be too embarrassed to ever use and display any of it.

 

[Noir]

I'd show everyone I could find that grill..

 

[Logan Howlett]

**** that not having it stuff, I'm gona make my own fridge and grill! Lol


.....I'm totaly serious, I have a mimi-fridge in my office and all it would take is a little molding. After that I'm gettin grey paint for my BBQ pit.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

All of that stuff is pretty damn awesome, and I would but them in a heart beat (specifically the caddie, mini-fridge, and the girll). But I think I would be too embarrassed to ever use and display any of it.

No girls were proposed.

 

[Obi-Ron]

Ton-Ton Suit is awesome!

I made a Mario-riding-Yoshi costume similar to that a couple Halloween's ago. It rocked.

 

[tzarinna]

They need to get on this. I need all of that, all of it.

 

[Eggyman]

They need to get on this. I need all of that, all of it.

LOL! You sound pretty passionate about that.

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I used to have a Yoda bong where the smoke would come out of his ears. Good it was

 

[tzarinna]

A Yoda bong?! Why must you tease?

 

[Tron5000]

I'd show everyone I could find that grill..

I'd take it tailgating, along with my Darth Vader folding chair. t:

 

[spideyboy_1111]

the only one of those that is horrible completely is the leia buns... but im sure some girls would dig them

 

[Tron5000]

the only one of those that is horrible completely is the leia buns... but im sure some girls would dig them

Or some guys would dig their girls having them...