Scientology opens new training center is to help develop "super powers"

[Morg]

Blogger recognizes training program is lifted from old "Doc Savage" novels

I guess they can't make their own ideas

 

[hippie_hunter]

 

[Tsunulia]

Stealing ideas seems to be a fad nowadays

 

[Lackey]

Tom Cruise with superpowers? oh no!

 

[The Squirrel]

Tom Cruise with superpowers? oh no!

The world really is coming to an end. And Tom Cruise will destroy it by accidently sneezing with his super human breath.

 

[The Question]

Super powers, you say?



*converts*

 

[Darthphere]

I already have super powers.

 

[Tsunulia]

Super powers, you say?



*converts*

Tom Cruise you say?



*pulls out and loads the bazooka* I'm ready

 

[The Amazing Lee]

pffft religion.

 

[Warhammer]

Oh God no!

 

[gap5ewl]

*waits for someone to post tom cruise kills oprah gift*

 

[Noon]

I already have super powers.

Yes, everyone here already has superpowers, we don't need no fancy scientology doohickeys

 

[Noon]

Those machines include an antigravity simulator and a gyroscope-like apparatus that spins a person around while blindfolded to improve perception of compass direction, said the former Scientologists

a swimming pool and one of those fairground sphere spinning things then?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

You dare doubt L. Ron?

 

[Addendum]

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

My God! Proof it works!

 

[Jonathan Archer]

Not just Tom Cruise, I tell ya.

JOHN TRAVOLTA, TOO!!!

 

[C.F. Kane]

Let it be on the record that an influential religion plagarized from a pulp novel.

 

[Morg]

You dare doubt L. Ron?

Yep I do, you take a class then go jump off the Golden Gate Bridge sans parachute if you survive or flying then I'm a believer

 

[Danalys]

maybe doc savage had great wisdom. altho i haven't read it so i don't know. i know tom cruise seems happier. he needs calming down tho.

 

[kane9321]

i wanna join... i wanna join

 

[Danalys]

join doc savage?

 

[3dman27]

join doc savage?

i would'nt mind teaming up with doc and his amazing five

 

[Superman79]

so they opened Sky High???

I bet Disney sues

 

[jaguarr]

I hope they all die in the Danger Room.

jag